Yeah, umm. So I decided to try facial hair, and it isn't working out too well. Maybe the hair is just confused, I don't know. I joined the military when I was 17, before I really could grow it properly, then I couldn't have it in the military, then I got so used to not having it I didn't want it once I got out. Now, I'm letting it grow however it wants. The only thing I am shaving is my neck (and balls) and I have to say, I'm not just real impressed with it.
I don't have a webcam or a digi cam, so this old picture and a few professinal airbrushing touchups will have to suffice for the example of what it looks like.

As you can see, the left side of my face has grown in thick and black. I almost have dark thick mutton chops on that side and they extend down to the chin nicely, black and full. The chin also has a nice goatee going on, but somehow or another the hair decided to grow in blonde and brown. The connecting hair from the goatee to the mustache has grown correctly on the right side but is the worng color and hasn't grown in on the left side hardly at all. THe mustache looks more like a foo-man-choo, with no hair growing below the nose and a crap load of blond hair on the edges of my mouth. The left side chops are thin and the wrong color and the connection between the chop and chin is thin and blonde.
It also seems that I have developed a unibrow and the fucking thing is the wrong color.
Any suggestions? Any answers as to why my face looks like a calico cats ass?
I don't have a webcam or a digi cam, so this old picture and a few professinal airbrushing touchups will have to suffice for the example of what it looks like.

As you can see, the left side of my face has grown in thick and black. I almost have dark thick mutton chops on that side and they extend down to the chin nicely, black and full. The chin also has a nice goatee going on, but somehow or another the hair decided to grow in blonde and brown. The connecting hair from the goatee to the mustache has grown correctly on the right side but is the worng color and hasn't grown in on the left side hardly at all. THe mustache looks more like a foo-man-choo, with no hair growing below the nose and a crap load of blond hair on the edges of my mouth. The left side chops are thin and the wrong color and the connection between the chop and chin is thin and blonde.
It also seems that I have developed a unibrow and the fucking thing is the wrong color.
Any suggestions? Any answers as to why my face looks like a calico cats ass?