Howabout a little BF2s user fun?
Billy didn't think his Cougar was very big, so he decided to measure the little ATG one day. He whipped out the Fancy_Pollux and measured The Magic Mullet with a ruler. An inch too short for a Coolbeano, or at least what that health video told him a spawnofthemist should be. He decided his I.M.I Militant was as good as any other strykker, or maybe even better. Of course, one day his Marlboroman82 took a meal of hormones and grew an inch or two, much to Billy's surprise. He had never seen his SysTray do anything so weird. His chuyskywalker was bigger, harder, and he remeasured his Bernadictus to find it was up to par. But, as we all well know, after a while his polarbearz shrunk to a miserable little cyborg_ninja-117, just like the sarrk it was before.
yes i'm bored.
Billy didn't think his Cougar was very big, so he decided to measure the little ATG one day. He whipped out the Fancy_Pollux and measured The Magic Mullet with a ruler. An inch too short for a Coolbeano, or at least what that health video told him a spawnofthemist should be. He decided his I.M.I Militant was as good as any other strykker, or maybe even better. Of course, one day his Marlboroman82 took a meal of hormones and grew an inch or two, much to Billy's surprise. He had never seen his SysTray do anything so weird. His chuyskywalker was bigger, harder, and he remeasured his Bernadictus to find it was up to par. But, as we all well know, after a while his polarbearz shrunk to a miserable little cyborg_ninja-117, just like the sarrk it was before.
yes i'm bored.