./Stagemantwo wrote:
Long, nearly unreadable, whiny post that shows "ole Stage is not very bright
Ole Chuckles was perusing the forums today, and he runs into this long post by some kid that is quite full of himself, and likes to refer to himself in the third person. Chuckles tries to read it, but the thing is so poorly formatted that his eyes go crossed. So what's he do? Well, he makes fun of the kid.
Ole Chuckles figures that Stagemantwo is somebody's 14 year old little brother who gets to play in big brother's clan because he's, well, somebody's little brother. But that's not good enough for Ole Stage. Nope, he's gotta be able to base rape all the "noobs" because it helps inflate his e-penis. He must not be too sharp though, because you'd think he'd eventually be able to find a server where infantry only is enforced.
Or maybe he'd find some of the better clans to play against, since his clan is clearly in the very upper echelon of BF2 clans.
In fact, I bet Stage's clan, in all their glorious awesomeness is probably that uber clan we've all been hearing about. You know the one. They are the ones that came back from a 300 to 3 ticket deficit on Wake, as the US, to win by two tickets. In fact, their awesomeness extends to all levels of the word game. Chess? Please, bitches. They'll have you in checkmate using only a queen, two pawns, and a night inside of 12 moves. Monopoly? I saw them land on Boardwalk and Parkplace twice, all pimped out with hotels, and still come back to own every single other piece of property on the board. They've been known to whip the Miami Heat in a friendly game of shirts and skins with only 4 players, one of whom is a midget. They do the New York Times Crossword puzzle every Sunday, in pen. In less than 5 minutes. Their sexual conquests are the stuff of legend. They are all you wish you could be.
And yet just a few modifications to server rules will rock their world. It's their kryptonite. It's unfair, really. All Stage wants to do is base rape with his clan. Preferably in a public server against a bunch of guys that have never played together before, so as to add to the glory of the Stage. Sure, they paid for their own server and should have the right to set up whatever rules they see fit (so long as they're within the precious ROE *wink*). Ole Stage and his clan shouldn't have to play by anybody's rules, even if those folks are footing the bill. Hell, those ignorant bastards should be paying Ole Stage and his buddies for the privilege of getting their asses kicked by the very best.
There's just one thing, Ole Stage:
NOBODY CARES.
Cheers!
