Women are a bit mental and are not meant to be understood? DISCUSS

2005-12-20 03:31:16

#1

dirtyepics: Member; +19|7124|England

I'm 31 years old and am just realising that when my girlfriend says fine she doesn't mean that it's ok!!

"I'm going to watch footie this afternoon instead of food shopping with you, that ok?" FINE

.......a common error apparently it's not fine it means die in hell bastard.

If I said "I'm going to get lapdancers round and with any luck they'll blow me in front of you, that ok? FINE
I'd get the sarcasm!

But otherwise I'm fucked!!!

Last edited by dirtyepics (2005-12-20 03:34:42)

2005-12-20 03:39:02

#2

kilroy0097: Kilroy Is Here!; +81|7235|Bryan/College Station, TX

tsk tsk. Welcome to the world of women. Here is your passport, please buckle up and enjoy the ride.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

2005-12-20 04:31:32

#3

S4INT05: Member; +1|7122|79605, TX

oh yes. women are ment to be misinterpreted. no questions asked. they're moody, and they don't even know what they want. but they're so damn good....

2005-12-20 04:34:33

#4

dirtyepics: Member; +19|7124|England

........at??? Cos I know you didn't mean throwing!!

2005-12-20 04:39:26

#5

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|7221|Grapevine, TX

My dad always told me, "Women are unbalanced, that's why they have to sit down to pee."

2005-12-20 05:10:00

#6

jamiecracker: Member; +17|7139|Wollongong,Australia

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
My dad always told me, "Women are unbalanced, that's why they have to sit down to pee."

hahahaha i love it iam gonna use that one now.......and i gave up trying to figure them out along time ago.....i remember what a work mate once told me about women-they are all whores cause you pay for it one way or another.....its a joke by the way

2005-12-20 07:23:52

#7

B.Schuss: I'm back, baby... ( sort of ); +664|7233|Cologne, Germany

gee...let's hope we get the one or two female members of this community to join in on this one.

This will be very one-sided if only the guys speak out here...

2005-12-20 07:37:45

#8

dirtyepics: Member; +19|7124|England

That'd be good at least they might be able to shed some light on why they're so mental!?

2005-12-20 08:02:08

#9

Horseman 77: Banned; +160|7229

sometimes, even the really smart ones sometimes.

2005-12-20 08:11:02

#10

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7147|United States of America

I dont think Women are suppose to be understood. They practically talk in a different language and always what to do things their way. My mom for example drags everyone out of the house to pick out some stupid tree for christmas, then she comes home and makes us decorate it. Women are confusing, I dont think that anyone will figure them out, and if you do CONGRATS!!!! Now teach us, oh holy one!

Last edited by Miller (2005-12-20 08:11:24)

2005-12-20 09:44:05

#11

WildBlueYonder: Member; +0|7130|New Brunswick Canada

Miller wrote:
I dont think Women are suppose to be understood. They practically talk in a different language and always what to do things their way. My mom for example drags everyone out of the house to pick out some stupid tree for christmas, then she comes home and makes us decorate it. Women are confusing, I dont think that anyone will figure them out, and if you do CONGRATS!!!! Now teach us, oh holy one!

Amen brother, amen! You will never win hell it took me having a girlfriend for 1 week to figure that out. They just don't think like we do

2005-12-20 22:36:02

#12

S4INT05: Member; +1|7122|79605, TX

dirtyepics wrote:
........at??? Cos I know you didn't mean throwing!!

in your case, maybe. if you piss them off they automatically rival nolan ryan with whatever they can fit in their hands. hell, i've had bottles thrown at me.

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