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Poll

Have you ever.....

Hit someone and then felt really bad?8%8% - 7
Farted and thought it smelled good?20%20% - 17
Stolen something and then returned it?5%5% - 5
Perved on a chick?11%11% - 10
Had a random come up to you asking for money?16%16% - 14
Blown up a mailbox?7%7% - 6
Egged a persons house?2%2% - 2
Dumped your girlfriend/boyfriend for no reason?3%3% - 3
Told your parents to fuck off?17%17% - 15
Spoiled your pants?5%5% - 5
Total: 84
2006-11-14 00:05:15
Major.League.Infidel
Make Love and War
+303|6904|Communist Republic of CA, USA
Yeah I blew up a mailbox, and an outhouse, and a basketball hoop (the water base ones).  I also set myself on fire with homemade Napalm.  It's kinda overrated, and really hot.  As for justifications for the demolitions, I was bored and me and my friend had been cooking up some new combinations of chemicals for explosives and rocket fuel (we build rockets).  But after the napalm all over good pants incident, we kinda slowed down.  Long story short, Don't play with fire.

Last edited by Major.League.Infidel (2006-11-14 00:05:32)

2006-11-14 00:16:24
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6832|NSW, Australia

Major.League.Infidel wrote:

Yeah I blew up a mailbox, and an outhouse, and a basketball hoop (the water base ones).  I also set myself on fire with homemade Napalm.  It's kinda overrated, and really hot.  As for justifications for the demolitions, I was bored and me and my friend had been cooking up some new combinations of chemicals for explosives and rocket fuel (we build rockets).  But after the napalm all over good pants incident, we kinda slowed down.  Long story short, Don't play with fire.
intelligence at its best,no offence
2006-11-14 00:27:26
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7058|Finland

Umm.. All of the above.
I need around tree fiddy.
2006-11-14 01:36:07
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7190

FesterTheMolester wrote:

The_Punisher_1987 wrote:

FesterTheMolester wrote:

Have you ever.....
Failed?

Yes, why yes you have
Give me 3 reasons why you think this thread has failed.

The winner gets to fuck your mum.
1. Incorrect type of poll
2.JenSpm and I both agree you fail
3. All your threads fail, so by following this pattern, we can conclude that this thread also fails

EDIT: 4. You, like this baby Fail
http://phraktured.net/funny/fail.jpg
And 5. You run away from your own thread when you realize it really is a failure.
2006-11-14 01:45:09
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6817

The_Punisher_1987 wrote:

heggs wrote:

how about having diarhea blow all over the walls and ceiling?
I sincerely hope that that didnt happen to you
Well, not the roof, but it did.

EDIT: Not my walls.  That's the funny bit.

Last edited by some_random_panda (2006-11-14 02:26:02)

2006-11-14 02:53:31
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|7025|Cheshire. UK
Where is the all of the above button????
2006-11-14 03:06:12
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6821|Evilsville
Apart from these 2, Blown up a mailbox? Egged a persons house? , I've done them all.
2006-11-14 03:06:14
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6851
1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8.
2006-11-14 03:09:22
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6851

FesterTheMolester wrote:

Have you ever.....
Failed?

Yes, why yes you have
Dear God,

Please tell these absolute geeks that talking in the style of a computer is a) not funny and b) the reason most of these people only get sexual with their palms.

Your Pal,

Mullet.



"Fail" Hur hur hur hur hur we speak to him like he a process, we dead funny hur hur hur hur hur.
2006-11-14 03:16:31
Macca
Cylons' my kinda frak
+72|6872|Australia.
I find it highly disturbing 24% have thought their fart's smelt good, and only 11% have perved on a chick...
2006-11-14 03:28:26
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6851

Macca wrote:

I find it highly disturbing 24% have thought their fart's smelt good, and only 11% have perved on a chick...
Only 32% of people who post on here have actually seen a woman in the flesh.

Oh those, 2% were scared and did a piss in their pants, 13% thought the woman was actually a man and the other 6% called the zoo to see if any animal had escaped.
2006-11-14 03:49:54
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Magic Mullet wrote:

FesterTheMolester wrote:

Have you ever.....
Failed?

Yes, why yes you have
Dear God,

Please tell these absolute geeks that talking in the style of a computer is a) not funny and b) the reason most of these people only get sexual with their palms.

Your Pal,

Mullet.



"Fail" Hur hur hur hur hur we speak to him like he a process, we dead funny hur hur hur hur hur.
lol hit the nail on the head
2006-11-14 04:03:27
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|7018|Scarborough Yorkshire England
Hit someone and then felt really bad? - NO
Farted and thought it smelled good? - YES
Stolen something and then returned it? - YES
Perved on a chick? - YES YES YES
Had a random come up to you asking for money? - YES
Blown up a mailbox? - NO
Egged a persons house? -NO
Dumped your girlfriend/boyfriend for no reason? - YES
Told your parents to fuck off? - YES AND I HATE THEM AND WISH THEY WOULD DIE
Spoiled your pants? - YES - I WAS A KID ONCE

more

Done a logger in the bath - YES (I was a kid once)
Caught spanking your monkey by your parents - YES (I was a horny teenager once)
Accused your mum of stealing/confiscating your drugs when you actually just forgot where you hid them - YES
Thrown up in bed but been that pissed you carried on sleeping in it - NO (thank god)
In the middle of the night pissed anywhere but in the loo (usually in the wardrobe or in my mates case out of his flatmates bedroom window) - NO
Done a stinky fart whilst in the presence of a bird you really fancy - YES
Been that pissed while chatting up a lass that you've thrown up on them - Not sure (my mate says I did but I don't believe him)

Last edited by Jinto-sk (2006-11-14 04:39:00)

2006-11-14 04:05:01
Macca
Cylons' my kinda frak
+72|6872|Australia.

Jinto-sk wrote:

Caught spanking your monkey by ypur parents - YES
...Damn dude, harsh.
2006-11-14 04:43:08
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Macca wrote:

Jinto-sk wrote:

Caught spanking your monkey by ypur parents - YES
...Damn dude, harsh.
There was a famous story doing the rounds in "Just 17", (teenage girl mags) and in the advice section a young lad had written in asking for help.  Wether true or not I dont know.  BTW, I dont buy these mags but I heard the story.

The story went something simular to this.

A young lad (the one who had written in asking Aunty Jane what to do) had got the "horn" on and gone into his sisters bedroom.  He knew his Mum was downstairs and that it was just her in the house.  He'd found a pair of his  sisters pants , she was probably 17+ (he also found her mag) and put them on his head while "knocking one off".

Half way through he heard a clumping kind of sound but it hadnt deterred him from his "self loving" and he happily continued.  A few minutes later after he had finished he removes the pants to find a fresh cup of steaming coffee right beside him on the bedside cabinet.

He had written in asking wether he should face his Mum over this as he knew it must of been her who had placed the coffee there for him but wasn't 100% if he had been rumbled.

The mag tells the story a lot better than I do but it cracked me right up when I read it.
2006-11-14 04:48:36
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6851
Has anyone else ever hit the vinegar strokes and not been able to get the image of their own mother out of their head?

No.....?
2006-11-14 04:52:58
SkoobyDu
'CLICK JOIN NOW'... OK lets go... BOOM!!!! =FFS=
+120|6988|Cheshire, UK

1927 wrote:

Macca wrote:

Jinto-sk wrote:

Caught spanking your monkey by ypur parents - YES
...Damn dude, harsh.
There was a famous story doing the rounds in "Just 17", (teenage girl mags) and in the advice section a young lad had written in asking for help.  Wether true or not I dont know.  BTW, I dont buy these mags but I heard the story.

The story went something simular to this.

A young lad (the one who had written in asking Aunty Jane what to do) had got the "horn" on and gone into his sisters bedroom.  He knew his Mum was downstairs and that it was just her in the house.  He'd found a pair of his  sisters pants , she was probably 17+ (he also found her mag) and put them on his head while "knocking one off".

Half way through he heard a clumping kind of sound but it hadnt deterred him from his "self loving" and he happily continued.  A few minutes later after he had finished he removes the pants to find a fresh cup of steaming coffee right beside him on the bedside cabinet.

He had written in asking wether he should face his Mum over this as he knew it must of been her who had placed the coffee there for him but wasn't 100% if he had been rumbled.

The mag tells the story a lot better than I do but it cracked me right up when I read it.
Funny As Fuck!!!

Has anyone ever farted in a girls face whilst receiving a blow job from said girl? - Yes
2006-11-14 04:55:05
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|7025|Cheshire. UK

SkoobyDu wrote:

1927 wrote:

Macca wrote:


...Damn dude, harsh.
There was a famous story doing the rounds in "Just 17", (teenage girl mags) and in the advice section a young lad had written in asking for help.  Wether true or not I dont know.  BTW, I dont buy these mags but I heard the story.

The story went something simular to this.

A young lad (the one who had written in asking Aunty Jane what to do) had got the "horn" on and gone into his sisters bedroom.  He knew his Mum was downstairs and that it was just her in the house.  He'd found a pair of his  sisters pants , she was probably 17+ (he also found her mag) and put them on his head while "knocking one off".

Half way through he heard a clumping kind of sound but it hadnt deterred him from his "self loving" and he happily continued.  A few minutes later after he had finished he removes the pants to find a fresh cup of steaming coffee right beside him on the bedside cabinet.

He had written in asking wether he should face his Mum over this as he knew it must of been her who had placed the coffee there for him but wasn't 100% if he had been rumbled.

The mag tells the story a lot better than I do but it cracked me right up when I read it.
Funny As Fuck!!!

Has anyone ever farted in a girls face whilst receiving a blow job from said girl? - Yes
she did not say anything..........and the coffee was cold !!
2006-11-14 04:56:09
SkoobyDu
'CLICK JOIN NOW'... OK lets go... BOOM!!!! =FFS=
+120|6988|Cheshire, UK

The Magic Mullet wrote:

Has anyone else ever hit the vinegar strokes and not been able to get the image of their own mother out of their head?

No.....?
Your disturbed.....
2006-11-14 05:01:24
Jussimies
Finnish commander whore
+76|7011|Finland
Almost all, but I have told my mum and dad to f*ck off.
2006-11-14 05:02:49
Pice_of_paper
oBy| Back In Business
+28|6888
yeah, u should have made a multi-poll, but anyway:
1,2,3,5,9,10
2006-11-14 05:26:59
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SkoobyDu wrote:

1927 wrote:

Macca wrote:


...Damn dude, harsh.
There was a famous story doing the rounds in "Just 17", (teenage girl mags) and in the advice section a young lad had written in asking for help.  Wether true or not I dont know.  BTW, I dont buy these mags but I heard the story.

The story went something simular to this.

A young lad (the one who had written in asking Aunty Jane what to do) had got the "horn" on and gone into his sisters bedroom.  He knew his Mum was downstairs and that it was just her in the house.  He'd found a pair of his  sisters pants , she was probably 17+ (he also found her mag) and put them on his head while "knocking one off".

Half way through he heard a clumping kind of sound but it hadnt deterred him from his "self loving" and he happily continued.  A few minutes later after he had finished he removes the pants to find a fresh cup of steaming coffee right beside him on the bedside cabinet.

He had written in asking wether he should face his Mum over this as he knew it must of been her who had placed the coffee there for him but wasn't 100% if he had been rumbled.

The mag tells the story a lot better than I do but it cracked me right up when I read it.
Funny As Fuck!!!

Has anyone ever farted in a girls face whilst receiving a blow job from said girl? - Yes
For the last hour Ive been trying to picture how you pull off this move.

Did you fart, then turn back round, or are you trying to tell us your the largest member in the club?  If so from now on do we call you "Guru"?
2006-11-14 05:29:07
The Magic Mullet
Member
+240|6851

1927 wrote:

SkoobyDu wrote:

1927 wrote:


There was a famous story doing the rounds in "Just 17", (teenage girl mags) and in the advice section a young lad had written in asking for help.  Wether true or not I dont know.  BTW, I dont buy these mags but I heard the story.

The story went something simular to this.

A young lad (the one who had written in asking Aunty Jane what to do) had got the "horn" on and gone into his sisters bedroom.  He knew his Mum was downstairs and that it was just her in the house.  He'd found a pair of his  sisters pants , she was probably 17+ (he also found her mag) and put them on his head while "knocking one off".

Half way through he heard a clumping kind of sound but it hadnt deterred him from his "self loving" and he happily continued.  A few minutes later after he had finished he removes the pants to find a fresh cup of steaming coffee right beside him on the bedside cabinet.

He had written in asking wether he should face his Mum over this as he knew it must of been her who had placed the coffee there for him but wasn't 100% if he had been rumbled.

The mag tells the story a lot better than I do but it cracked me right up when I read it.
Funny As Fuck!!!

Has anyone ever farted in a girls face whilst receiving a blow job from said girl? - Yes
For the last hour Ive been trying to picture how you pull off this move.

Did you fart, then turn back round, or are you trying to tell us your the largest member in the club?  If so from now on do we call you "Guru"?
He talks out of his arse, so it's only natural that he farts outof his mouth.

 

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