1st BF2s Joke Contest

2006-11-14 04:37:06

#1

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7184|Argentina

Welcome to the 1st BF2s Joke Contest.
There's room for 10 people only, so the first 10 to sign up will be the contenders.

Rules:
1-You must sign up here.
2-Once 10 people signed I will announce which the contenders are.
3-The contenders must send me a PM with a joke.
4-The contenders must send the Pm today before 20 GMT. Don't post the joke.
5-The joke must be new, this means it can't be posted in any sticky thread of BF2s. Funny lists aren't allowed.
6-Once I received the 10 jokes I will make a poll and people will vote for the person/joke they like the most.
7-The poll will be opened for 2 days. After that, the winner will be the person with more votes.
8-The winner gets his joke posted in the Best best joke thread with the mention "Winner of 1st BF2s Joke Contest". The other 9 jokes will be also posted in the same thread.

Good luck.

These are the contenders:

Jinto-sk
The Magic Mullet
1927
WilhelmSissener
Jenspm
DonFck
joker3327
[RFW]Xenomorph
CameronPoe
Sarrk

Last edited by sergeriver (2006-11-14 15:26:27)

2006-11-14 04:38:36

#2

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6949|...

https://img146.imageshack.us/img146/9149/wilmeryomammagf8.jpg

2006-11-14 04:40:09

#3

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|7018|Scarborough Yorkshire England

GO on then count me in

2006-11-14 04:40:36

#4

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6851

I'm in.

Because i'm dead funny I am.

2006-11-14 04:45:29

#5

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6851

Joke PMd...

2006-11-14 05:40:03

#6

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Yeah, i'll have a go.

2006-11-14 05:44:31

#7

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7160|Oslo, Norway

I'll join

2006-11-14 05:45:22

#8

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7159|St. Andrews / Oslo

I'm in!

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png

2006-11-14 05:50:13

#9

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7143

ok i got one

One day an asian died.

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-11-14 05:52:29

#10

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7058|Finland

Ok..

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-11-14 06:18:54

#11

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|7025|Cheshire. UK

Im in....please

2006-11-14 06:21:02

#12

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7157|Uhh... erm...

I'd join, but I'm leeping in a few minutes and therefore can't find a good joke in time. So, pass. But sign me up for the 2^nd contest!

2006-11-14 06:21:59

#13

Kanye North: randy; +80|6891

im not in. cause i suck at jokes.

2006-11-14 06:37:15

#14

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|7018|Scarborough Yorkshire England

Joke sent

2006-11-14 06:43:50

#15

Gamematt: Stocking ur medpacks; +135|7089|Groningen, The Netherlands

WilhelmSissener wrote:
I'll join

this is gonna be funny

/high expectations

[edit] dont count me in, all my jokes are dutch

Last edited by Gamematt (2006-11-14 06:44:16)

2006-11-14 07:15:50

#16

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7160|Oslo, Norway

Gamematt wrote:
WilhelmSissener wrote:
I'll join
this is gonna be funny

/high expectations

[edit] dont count me in, all my jokes are dutch

lol!

2006-11-14 07:34:58

#17

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7190

Count me in.

2006-11-14 07:49:00

#18

[RFW]Xenomorph: Member; +9|6809|Sweden

i'm in

Last edited by [RFW]Xenomorph (2006-11-14 07:51:08)

2006-11-14 07:49:30

#19

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|7018|Scarborough Yorkshire England

Jinto-sk wrote:
Joke sent

Oh no just remembered another

2006-11-14 07:57:16

#20

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7184|Argentina

These are the Contenders:

Jinto-sk (joke sent)
The Magic Mullet (joke sent)
1927 (joke sent)
WilhelmSissener (joke sent)
Jenspm (joke sent)
cyborg_ninja-117 (joke sent)
DonFck (joke sent)
joker3327 (joke sent)
[RFW]Xenomorph (joke sent)
Sarrk

Please send your jokes (no funny lists allowed). Good luck.

Last edited by sergeriver (2006-11-14 14:25:56)

2006-11-14 08:09:13

#21

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7100|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

My joke arrived to you earlier I believe Serge? As you will see from shit gramma and bad spelling (probable) it wasnt copy/pasted from somewhere online. However that dosent rule out shitjokesforpeoplewhocan'tspell.com does it?

2006-11-14 08:10:34

#22

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7184|Argentina

1927 wrote:
My joke arrived to you earlier I believe Serge? As you will see from shit gramma and bad spelling (probable) it wasnt copy/pasted from somewhere online. However that dosent rule out shitjokesforpeoplewhocan'tspell.com does it?

Your joke has arrived. Don't worry.

2006-11-14 08:17:10

#23

Flonster: Karma Ratio whore; +178|6973|-removed you know why- mod

hm.. im not in.. but heres a "joke" i heard yesterday...

20 turkish joungsters in a local bus prolling about taking over Germany and make it their homeland....
One of them... hey dudes we are now over 4 million in Germany we gonna OWN Germany..

an old german lady in the front of the bus turns around: "we had 6 Millions Jews here... so bring it on bitches"

;/

hard stuff and not nice

Last edited by Flonster (2006-11-14 08:21:17)

2006-11-14 08:19:23

#24

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6851

Flonster wrote:
hm.. im not in.. but heres a joke i heard yesterday...

20 turkish joungsters in a local bus prolling about taking over Germany and make it their homeland....
One of them... hey dudes we are now over 4 million in Germany we gonna OWN Germany..

an old german lady in the front of the bus turns around: "we had 6 Millions Jews here... so bring it on bitches"

;/

hard stuff.

There is a reason you are not in this comp....

2006-11-14 08:19:44

#25

WilhelmSissener: Banned; +557|7160|Oslo, Norway

Joke = Sent

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