BF2S Forums Which one told the best joke?

DonFck wrote:

Magic Mullet's joke resembles.. THIS

Well, while we're slinging mud

[RFW]Xenomorph's is taken from that thread Fancy_Pollux made

I've heard them all before, or different variations of them, except for Jenspm's, so he gets my vote.

The Magic Mullet wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Sarrk wrote:

Well, while we're slinging mud

[RFW]Xenomorph's is taken from that thread Fancy_Pollux made

Point being, this poll has nothing to do with being funny, but is rather a contest of who copy/pastes the fastest and covers up his trail.

Here's a map, find Fuck, then get to it.

You don't think there's a chance that I may have actually known the joke aswell? Or do you consider yourself to be some kind of Humour Fountain of all Knowledge?

No, no, I wanted to be just like you, I thought I could copy you and get away with it, oh how I want to be like you. I can't count the times i've snuck into your house and watched you sleep, my God you are special. Sometimes I sniff the gusset of your mums undercrackers, just to get a sweet smell of the heaven from which you originated.

God I long to be just like you.

Well I'm sorry if I upset you, man! No, I didn't mean that you'd copy me. I meant that all jokes are always old, copies and replicas.

Did I mean you in particular? No.
Did I mean every joke in this thread, including mine? Yes.
Did you have to engage in a personal attack because of it? No.
Will I do the same to you? No.
Why? I'm kind of a nice guy.

I'd like to tell you to go die in a fire, but because I'm such a swell person, I'll let someone else do it for me in this or another thread.

kthxbaii!

P.S: If the text I quoted from you wasn't sarcasm: 1. You need psychiatric attention, 2. Thanks! *rolls out his thick snake*

Last edited by DonFck (2006-11-15 03:11:34)

joker3327 wrote:

So much for this being fun!!........

Making it FUN weird again

sergeriver wrote:

Guys, the rules didn't say anything about pasting jokes, the only rule about that was that the jokes couldn't be posted in a sticky thread.  All the other jokes posted here before, are valid since you can't check all the posts.  Besides, this is not a Contest about who is the funniest guy, it's a contest about the best joke, so vote for the joke you like the most and forget if you saw it already here or anywhere else.
How come we always end in a flaming war?

Flaming is healthy.

The Magic Mullet wrote:

sergeriver wrote:

Guys, the rules didn't say anything about pasting jokes, the only rule about that was that the jokes couldn't be posted in a sticky thread.  All the other jokes posted here before, are valid since you can't check all the posts.  Besides, this is not a Contest about who is the funniest guy, it's a contest about the best joke, so vote for the joke you like the most and forget if you saw it already here or anywhere else.
How come we always end in a flaming war?

Flaming is healthy.

Hang on you missed off my PUNCHLINE
FFS how the hell I got 3 votes is beyond me
VOID COMPETITION NOT FAIR I'M SULKING NOW

Last edited by Jinto-sk (2006-11-15 03:38:13)

Jinto-sk wrote:

Hang on you missed off my punchline FFS how the hell I got 3 votes is beyond me

Maybe some passing Belgians thought it was crazy ironic comedy. You know how Belgians can be.

I copied and pasted mine from www.icantspellandtellshitjokes.com

the h stands for happy.

Vote for me and get porn links!!!

The Magic Mullet wrote:

WilhelmSissener wrote:

Vote for me and get porn links!!!

...............to hard gays.

Right-o, So that is why you voted for me?