| The Magic Mullet | 9% | 9% - 12 | ||||
| Jinto-sk | 7% | 7% - 10 | ||||
| 1927 | 6% | 6% - 9 | ||||
| WilhelmSissener | 6% | 6% - 8 | ||||
| Jenspm | 3% | 3% - 5 | ||||
| DonFck | 6% | 6% - 9 | ||||
| joker3327 | 10% | 10% - 14 | ||||
| [RFW]Xenomorph | 31% | 31% - 41 | ||||
| CameronPoe | 6% | 6% - 9 | ||||
| Sarrk | 9% | 9% - 12 | ||||
| Total: 129 | ||||||
Well, if you would have known that you'd get porn for voting for me you would.The Magic Mullet wrote:
I didn't vote for you. To be honest, I didn't even read your joke.WilhelmSissener wrote:
Right-o, So that is why you voted for me?The Magic Mullet wrote:
...............to hard gays.
My joke wasn't copied and pasted I spent a WHOLE 5 minutes typing that out, for my punchline to be missed offJinto-sk wrote:
Hang on you missed off my PUNCHLINE
FFS how the hell I got 3 votes is beyond me
VOID COMPETITION NOT FAIR I'M SULKING NOW
Sorry man, you typed that line donw the whole joke and it was in capital letters. I thought that wasn't a part of your joke. I added that line.Jinto-sk wrote:
My joke wasn't copied and pasted I spent a WHOLE 5 minutes typing that out, for my punchline to be missed offJinto-sk wrote:
Hang on you missed off my PUNCHLINE
FFS how the hell I got 3 votes is beyond me
VOID COMPETITION NOT FAIR I'M SULKING NOW
We have already covered this.WilhelmSissener wrote:
Well, if you would have known that you'd get porn for voting for me you would.The Magic Mullet wrote:
I didn't vote for you. To be honest, I didn't even read your joke.WilhelmSissener wrote:
Right-o, So that is why you voted for me?
And I read your joke but it was here
Mine wasnt copied............ or pasted.....Jenspm wrote:
w00t, so me and Sissener are the only ones who haven't copied teh joke??
We winz0r!
Last edited by joker3327 (2006-11-15 07:55:02)
Well, yours is very good man.joker3327 wrote:
Mine wasnt copied............ or pasted.....Jenspm wrote:
w00t, so me and Sissener are the only ones who haven't copied teh joke??
We winz0r!
In fact the wife told it me.....
For being the first Contest nobody. In fact there is only one joke that is already in a sticky thread, that was the rule.WilhelmSissener wrote:
So, how many people are disqualified?
I already knew it, still very good joke. Lol.zimmer92 wrote:
This won best joke of the year last year.
Two friends were at a party getting pissed out of their minds.
One of them is so pissed he gets into a brawl fight, luckily the other stays well out of it.
After the fight his friend looks awful, very pale and blood pouring out.
So the guy picks up his phone and dials 999, he talks to a woman and says
"I think my friend is very badly hurt, maybe even dead"
The woman replies
"Ok, first make sure if he is dead"
The woman on the receiver suddenly hears a massive thump and a bang. The man gets back to her
"Ok done, now what?"
Most people will do, it went around pretty fast last year. But I am sure it has been around for longer.sergeriver wrote:
I already knew it, still very good joke. Lol.zimmer92 wrote:
This won best joke of the year last year.
Two friends were at a party getting pissed out of their minds.
One of them is so pissed he gets into a brawl fight, luckily the other stays well out of it.
After the fight his friend looks awful, very pale and blood pouring out.
So the guy picks up his phone and dials 999, he talks to a woman and says
"I think my friend is very badly hurt, maybe even dead"
The woman replies
"Ok, first make sure if he is dead"
The woman on the receiver suddenly hears a massive thump and a bang. The man gets back to her
"Ok done, now what?"
Very good....had a little chuckle....could see the punchline coming .....sergeriver wrote:
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are drunk again."
A bit obvious indeed.joker3327 wrote:
Very good....had a little chuckle....could see the punchline coming .....sergeriver wrote:
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are drunk again."
Jenspm wrote:
w00t, so me and Sissener are the only ones who haven't copied teh joke??
We winz0r!
