What's the longest time you've pissed for?

2006-11-18 12:27:03

#1

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6897|New York

After nearly 3 pitchers of Keystone Light last night, I was pissing for 53 seconds straight. I thought it was pretty damn long, but I have heard stories of longer events. And not even 20 minutes later I had to piss again, but it was only for 30 or so seconds.

I'm sure people here will beat my 53 seconds, who's it gonna be?

2006-11-18 12:28:47

#2

JeSTeR_Player1: Flying Solo; +98|7197|Canada, Ont

lol PBF Comics are awesome...

Anyway, does it have to be a Constant Stream? or can you cheat and do it in short Spurts to Get Maximum Duration out of your Liquid Container/

2006-11-18 12:29:21

#3

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6935|Bournemouth, South England

Bit of a random question, but hey...

I only piss twice a day, maybe three on average. A typical (not been bozzing) piss lasts on average around 45-50 seconds.

If I have been out on the beer, and have broken the golden seal, then 75-90 seconds can be achieved if I put my mind into it.

BTW, this has been verified by my mates, they call me RaceHorse.

2006-11-18 12:30:28

#4

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7165|The Hague, Netherlands

so you thought : "damn I need to piss, Where is my stopwatch ?"

or did you just go : 1..2..3..4...5...6 on the toilet ?

never crossed my mind for some reason....

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2006-11-18 12:31:05

#5

{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank: U.S. > Iran; +497|7005|Florida

Penetrator you must have a bladder the size of the swimming pool down at the park.

I have never timed myself......but if I had to guess................probably 45 seconds to a minute.

2006-11-18 12:31:06

#6

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6897|New York

JeSTeR_Player1 wrote:
lol PBF Comics are awesome...

Anyway, does it have to be a Constant Stream? or can you cheat and do it in short Spurts to Get Maximum Duration out of your Liquid Container/

While it's difficult to remember last night as far as whether or not it was a consistent stream, but for the sake of this poll it doesn't have to be a constant stream. A simple event of pissing is satisfactory. Normally towards the end of pissing there's always a few more squirts to get out before completely done. And even then, no matter how much you shake, the last few drops always come out as soon as you put it back in your pants. Damn gravity. -_-

2006-11-18 12:31:20

#7

Mr.Casual: p-n*|3eergogglz; +136|6936|Minnesota eh

The longest pissing time for me was probably 1 45 sec, had 9 Mountain Dews, God that felt good.

2006-11-18 12:31:42

#8

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6935|Bournemouth, South England

My constant stream pisses are always quite epic in duration, my mates timed me a few times for a laugh. If only it took that long for me to have sex...

2006-11-18 12:32:53

#9

drake666: when Hell is full...; +184|7137|austria

i need 10 sec with opening and closing! thats pressure m8ts!!!!

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Usque Ad Finem

2006-11-18 12:33:58

#10

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6897|New York

Mr.Casual wrote:
The longest pissing time for me was probably 1 45 sec, had 9 Mountain Dews, God that felt good.

Dear god, that's incredible. On one hand I want to honor you for your awesomeness, but on the other I want to recommend you go to the doctor and get that problem checked out.

2006-11-18 12:39:04

#11

Polux: H@x ?? No, just skill baby !; +73|7074|I smell corners

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
never crossed my mind for some reason....

2006-11-18 12:40:37

#12

buLLet_t00th: Mr. Boombastic; +178|6869|Stealth City, UK

My mate had one of his testicles removed (funny lump on one of 'em) and to add to the numerous jokes that have been aimed at him for the last 3 years and for 100's of years into the future, he had a cathatar(?) which meant he peed constantly all day (although it was in little drips, apparently).

So there you go, my wonky friend wins!

2006-11-18 12:41:08

#13

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6897|New York

Polux wrote:
^*AlphA*^ wrote:
never crossed my mind for some reason....

Drinking induces stupid logic. At the time I was pretty dumb. I'm surprised I could count at the time, even more surprised I remembered the figure, I may be off by a second or two, but I <3 Keystone Light. Cheap and gets the job done.

2006-11-18 12:42:33

#14

PspRpg-7: -; +961|7125

Three minutes.

2006-11-18 12:43:13

#15

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7193|UK

buLLet_t00th wrote:
My mate had one of his testicles removed (funny lump on one of 'em) and to add to the numerous jokes that have been aimed at him for the last 3 years and for 100's of years into the future, he had a cathatar(?) which meant he peed constantly all day (although it was in little drips, apparently).

So there you go, my wonky friend wins!

poor bastard.

2006-11-18 13:18:23

#16

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6897|New York

buLLet_t00th wrote:
My mate had one of his testicles removed (funny lump on one of 'em) and to add to the numerous jokes that have been aimed at him for the last 3 years and for 100's of years into the future, he had a cathatar(?) which meant he peed constantly all day (although it was in little drips, apparently).

So there you go, my wonky friend wins!

Oh god...

2006-11-18 13:23:45

#17

GetSplit: Member; +3|6833|Bloomington, IL

PspRpg-7 wrote:
Three minutes.

do you have prostate problems, u seem to have poor flow

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