Firstly we all know I can't spell so the Title may be wrongly spelt.
Which Celebrities would you chuck in a hole filled with lions? A Lion Pit or Lions Den I think is what the romans called it.
There may be a confusion as to who is who between the countires here but I hope fellow Brits think my choice is a worthy choice.
Pick any 3 from various worlds, ie, TV, Film, News, Model, Sport, Pop etc
You dont have to give reasons but I will. If you care to please back up your claims with at least a pic of these unsuspecting victims. If a number of these celeb's keep appearing I may take this to Downing Street and see if we can't make it come true.
1. Bruce Forsythe
You have had your time you wrinkly crinkly old fart, we all know you wear a wig and your Mrs was bought from Taiwan, or at least she looks that way. No one finds you funny, your catchphrases are shit and I hate that stupid thing you do with your hands when you punch thin air. Im sure the lions will be saying "nice to see you, too see you nice". Just hope they dont gag on that stuipd hair rug you wear.
2. Bob Monkhouse
What a Twat you are Spunkhouse. The pic of you shows how you are about to come out with another of your unfunny jokes, I can almost smell the smoke coming from your head as the clogs of wit go into overdirve. Everytime some poor bastard answers a questions of yours you have to mutter under your breath and come out with a fucking joke. For eg, "Hi contestant number 1, Whats your name?". "Hi Bob, im Carol". "ummmm uhhhh that reminds me of a time when a friend of mine.........." By now ya left thinking fuck off Bob you twat, wheres the fucking remote. Your so unpopular Bob even londoners have added you to the cockney slang dictionary. Bob Monk - Spunk.
3. Anne Robinson
Most famous for being a complete bitch on The Weakest Link, I wont rip into her like she rips into her contestants as I understand she has been quite ill recently. However, just so you non Brits know who is she is she hosts a quiz show. The show starts off with 15 contestants and drops to the eventual winner. She has to criticise every looser who leaves and asks them stupid questions. She has been described as the rudest woman on tv and a cross between, Hitler, a dominatrix and a rottweiler. What makes me stick this bitch in the Lions den is she once asked "Welsh people, whats the point in them"? (you probably agree but thats not the point). I have unsuccessfully put a welsh fatwa on her head by offering 10,000 welsh cakes and as many leeks as you ever want to just to drop the bitch with a PKM but as of yet Ive had no takers. Before you fall into the pit of Lions Anne, do them a favour, have a shave you remind me of my Nan.
So thats my choice, all British Uk Tv game show hosts, they probably all play golf together aswell and have made a fortune out of TV License money to which I contribute, or at least thats what they think ...
Which Celebrities would you chuck in a hole filled with lions? A Lion Pit or Lions Den I think is what the romans called it.
There may be a confusion as to who is who between the countires here but I hope fellow Brits think my choice is a worthy choice.
Pick any 3 from various worlds, ie, TV, Film, News, Model, Sport, Pop etc
You dont have to give reasons but I will. If you care to please back up your claims with at least a pic of these unsuspecting victims. If a number of these celeb's keep appearing I may take this to Downing Street and see if we can't make it come true.
1. Bruce Forsythe
You have had your time you wrinkly crinkly old fart, we all know you wear a wig and your Mrs was bought from Taiwan, or at least she looks that way. No one finds you funny, your catchphrases are shit and I hate that stupid thing you do with your hands when you punch thin air. Im sure the lions will be saying "nice to see you, too see you nice". Just hope they dont gag on that stuipd hair rug you wear.
2. Bob Monkhouse
What a Twat you are Spunkhouse. The pic of you shows how you are about to come out with another of your unfunny jokes, I can almost smell the smoke coming from your head as the clogs of wit go into overdirve. Everytime some poor bastard answers a questions of yours you have to mutter under your breath and come out with a fucking joke. For eg, "Hi contestant number 1, Whats your name?". "Hi Bob, im Carol". "ummmm uhhhh that reminds me of a time when a friend of mine.........." By now ya left thinking fuck off Bob you twat, wheres the fucking remote. Your so unpopular Bob even londoners have added you to the cockney slang dictionary. Bob Monk - Spunk.
3. Anne Robinson
Most famous for being a complete bitch on The Weakest Link, I wont rip into her like she rips into her contestants as I understand she has been quite ill recently. However, just so you non Brits know who is she is she hosts a quiz show. The show starts off with 15 contestants and drops to the eventual winner. She has to criticise every looser who leaves and asks them stupid questions. She has been described as the rudest woman on tv and a cross between, Hitler, a dominatrix and a rottweiler. What makes me stick this bitch in the Lions den is she once asked "Welsh people, whats the point in them"? (you probably agree but thats not the point). I have unsuccessfully put a welsh fatwa on her head by offering 10,000 welsh cakes and as many leeks as you ever want to just to drop the bitch with a PKM but as of yet Ive had no takers. Before you fall into the pit of Lions Anne, do them a favour, have a shave you remind me of my Nan.
So thats my choice, all British Uk Tv game show hosts, they probably all play golf together aswell and have made a fortune out of TV License money to which I contribute, or at least thats what they think ...
