PvtStPoK
paintball > bf2
+48|6942|montreal, quebec

For those who dont know what are those, they are awards given to some idiots in the USA who sued someone else for true stupidities in memory of 81 years old Stella Liebeck who sued Mcdonalds because she burned herself with coffee. So here the worst 6 most retarded american (in my opinion).

6th place:

Los Angeles 19 years old Carl Truman sued his neighboor for 74 000$ after he rolled over his hand with his Honda Accord. Truman (probably high on drugs) didnt realize his neighboor was in his car while he tried to steal his mags from the car.

5th place:

Terrence Dickson from Bristol Pennsylvania was burgling an house when he decided to get out form the garage. Luckily, the automatic garage door was broken and the door to the house has electronic lock, so he couldnt escaped from the garage. The little family living there was on vacation, so the dumb ass had to live in there for 8 days straight, eating Pepsi box and dog's food, saying he went crazy eating that food. he got 500 000$ for his stupidity.

4th place:

Jerry Williams from  Little Rock  Arkansas received 14 500$ for being bitten by his neighbor's dog. The court gave him less because it was proven that the dog was  provocated by Jerry with a airsoft gun.


3rd place:

A Philadelphia  restaurant got sued for 113 500$ by Amber Carson from  Lancaster Pennsylvania,  because she slipped on a Pepsi on the floor and broke her coccyx. The Pepsi is from her glass which she threw a her friend's face a few second before during a bitch fight.

2nd place:

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued a night club because she fall from one of the  bathroom's window, breaking her 2 front teeth. The reason why she tried to fit her big butt there is because she didnt want to pay the 3,50$ cover to enter. Night club payed for her new teeth plus  12 000$


1st place:

Merv Grazinski from Oklahoma City bought a brand new motor-home Winnebago. After his Monday night football at the stadium, he went back home on Cruise Control setted at 100km/h (so far so good). Right after, he stood and went back in the motor's kitchen to make coffee. Guess what! The Winnebago slowly went off road and made a complete barrel in the air. Grazinski sued Winnebago because nothing in the owner's manual says it is dangerous to quit driving  to go back and do something else while the motor-home still moving. That mofo received about 1 750 000$ and Winnebago had to change  all of their manuals in case some other retarded sue them for the same shit.


Give it up for the most retarded americans!!


N.B. sorry for the bad english, its only my second language
Mouse315
Bash.org Junkie
+105|6947
http://stellaawards.com/bogus.html

These are fake, according to the real stella awards.

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