What do men want?

2006-11-23 00:56:41

#26

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6867|Brisbane, Australia

Pernicious544 wrote:
1.Tank
2. Sex.....5 at a time
3. Money
4. sex.....6 at a time
5. Cow

wouldnt 6 at a time be higher than 5 at a time? or first?

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2006-11-23 04:00:26

#27

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7185|Argentina

Perfect day for a Woman

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh 5 lb. lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife has gained 30 lb.
1:00 Shopping with friends
3:00 Nap
4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror
7:00 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
9:30 Hot shower. Alone.
10:00 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

Perfect Day for a Man

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Drive mint condition '63 Corvette 30 miles to airport
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Play front nine, finish 2 under par
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell & 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis
2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin -1249 lb.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Kathy Ireland
7:00 Watch CNN News flash. Clinton resigns
7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New York Strip
9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cuban cigar.
10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Go to bed
11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep

2006-11-23 04:06:08

#28

jamesb: Joined BF2s in November 2005; +133|7152|Doncaster, England

Lmfao +1

2006-11-23 04:09:00

#29

Swiss: Member; +20|6973

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
stryyker wrote:
Wierdly enough, sex is lower on my list

1. Weapon
2. Car
3. Sex
4. Money
5. Explosives
6. Computer
7. The French (dead)
8. Invasion of Canada
Your a queer.

2006-11-23 04:09:12

#30

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7191

sergeriver wrote:
Perfect day for a Woman

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh 5 lb. lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife has gained 30 lb.
1:00 Shopping with friends
3:00 Nap
4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror
7:00 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
9:30 Hot shower. Alone.
10:00 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

Perfect Day for a Man

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Drive mint condition '63 Corvette 30 miles to airport
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Play front nine, finish 2 under par
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell & 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par
2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis
2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew
4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin -1249 lb.
5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Kathy Ireland
7:00 Watch CNN News flash. Clinton resigns
7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New York Strip
9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cuban cigar.
10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Go to bed
11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep

oooh... not good enough for a +1 there

2006-11-23 04:09:19

#31

s()mtingWong: Member; +48|7121

1.Money
2.Power
3.Respect

Everthing else falls behind these 3.

2006-11-23 04:12:32

#32

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7185|Argentina

Best moment of the day 11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.

2006-11-23 09:44:32

#33

commissargizz: Member; +123|6892| Heaven

no nagging

I hope death dealer doesn't see this thread he may cry

Last edited by commissargizz (2006-11-23 09:45:29)

2006-11-23 09:46:36

#34

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7144

They want to be like this

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2006-11-23 09:48:10

#35

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7029|132 and Bush

To be involved in a heist and a Monkey

Last edited by Kmarion (2006-11-23 09:53:14)

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2006-11-23 09:48:24

#36

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6984|Kent, UK

beer, blowjob, tv

2006-11-23 18:48:21

#37

Commie Killer: Member; +192|6815

Sports
Cars and trucks with big engines and wheels
Sex
Beer
Whisky
Games
Guns
Explosions
Guns
Guns
Guns
Explosions
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Guns
Explosions
Guns
Guns
Guns
Guns

Atleast thats what this 15 year old wants.

2006-11-23 19:04:43