While taking a shower in the locker room at school with all your other teamates.
when talking about the teletubbies to your kids
when walking into a public restroom and standing at the pisser...
or while watching the 10 minute gay wrestling scene in borat
I hate that too, it just blows it for me i mean im about to nail this girl and then a BONER you lose it...at least my recent girlfriend didnt care about the boner lolI.M.I Militant wrote:
it can also work in your favour when your hung like a horse (unfortunently im not) :pMongoose wrote:
yea its a BAD time to get one, because everyone at school will see it, and go on about it for the rest of the year
i crack a hard when my gf an me are kissing.. but im so comfterble with her i dont realy care.. but when im holding her at school i sometimes do.. it realy shits me... im like "COMMON DIS IS PATHETIC im holding her ffs!!! go back down!! :@"
When meeting your gf's parents.
Prostate exam
Earlier last year, I had to get a sonogram on my BALLS because I had a testicular cancer scare. There was this really really hot radiologist rubbing this scanner thing on my balls.
Guess what happened.
Guess what happened.
Wow. AWKWARD.Poseidon wrote:
Earlier last year, I had to get a sonogram on my BALLS because I had a testicular cancer scare. There was this really really hot radiologist rubbing this scanner thing on my balls.
Guess what happened.
was she impressed?Homeschtar wrote:
Wow. AWKWARD.Poseidon wrote:
Earlier last year, I had to get a sonogram on my BALLS because I had a testicular cancer scare. There was this really really hot radiologist rubbing this scanner thing on my balls.
Guess what happened.
any time your freeballing in public
LMAO!I.M.I Militant wrote:
was she impressed?Homeschtar wrote:
Wow. AWKWARD.Poseidon wrote:
Earlier last year, I had to get a sonogram on my BALLS because I had a testicular cancer scare. There was this really really hot radiologist rubbing this scanner thing on my balls.
Guess what happened.
While your wife is giving birth.
Not entirely appropriate, but Aussie bogans will get this without looking at the link:
You can get it riding,
You can get it sliding,
You can get it coming on about 4...
You can get it walking
You can get it talking
You can get it working a plow...
As a matter of fact - I've got it now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wfgi9hGx1o
You can get it riding,
You can get it sliding,
You can get it coming on about 4...
You can get it walking
You can get it talking
You can get it working a plow...
As a matter of fact - I've got it now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wfgi9hGx1o
lol i choked n some chips when i read thisAllmightyOz wrote:
while watching brokeback mountain.
A little.I.M.I Militant wrote:
was she impressed?Homeschtar wrote:
Wow. AWKWARD.Poseidon wrote:
Earlier last year, I had to get a sonogram on my BALLS because I had a testicular cancer scare. There was this really really hot radiologist rubbing this scanner thing on my balls.
Guess what happened.
Wow, we got some great answers here guys. Good work.
What about... While swearing on the bible in court for a gay rape? hahahaha
Or, while looking at a male Calvin Klein billboard with men in underwear. Wow, that just made me shudder.
What about... While swearing on the bible in court for a gay rape? hahahaha
Or, while looking at a male Calvin Klein billboard with men in underwear. Wow, that just made me shudder.
Lol! Same herei crack a hard when my gf an me are kissing.. but im so comfterble with her i dont realy care.. but when im holding her at school i sometimes do.. it realy shits me... im like "COMMON DIS IS PATHETIC im holding her ffs!!! go back down!! :@"
During a prostate exam. For sure.
Best thread ever btw.
Best thread ever btw.
when you wake up in the morning in some one is in your room. Looking at you.
When your santa claus at the mall and the little boy comes and sits on your lap.
Early 1980's Jr. High school end of year class party/ditch day for the whole class.{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:
What is the most inappropriate time you can think of to get a boner?
This can be any situation in which getting a boner would be a terrible time. Many of you have seen my previous Karma contest about the most irrelevant thing you would bring with you on a camping trip to Mt. Everest. This is my new one. As with my previous contest, the top 10 will be updated weekly (keeping in mind people post new ideas that beat the older ones). I will give a bunch of really good ones to get people started.
1. While riding on the back of a motorcycle.
2. While getting your teeth cleaned by a dentist.
3. Yoga class.
4. Getting fitted for a tuxedo.
5. While umpiring a young boys baseball game.
6. A scout leader while roasting marshmallows at a campfire.
7. Anytime while inside a nursing home.
8. Funerals.
I have a ton more, trust me. Anyone got any more?
Was held at a water slide park, rode down on a inner tube thingy with a hot girl in a two piece bikini all sliding around in front of me as I'm straddling her legs(I'm in back) sloshing and twisting on the ride we hit the bottom where you dump out into the pool/landing area and her mom and dad are there to take a photo and...
Well lets just say I was at full "salute" when we rose out of the water.
hahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhaSeal 3 wrote:
Early 1980's Jr. High school end of year class party/ditch day for the whole class.{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:
What is the most inappropriate time you can think of to get a boner?
This can be any situation in which getting a boner would be a terrible time. Many of you have seen my previous Karma contest about the most irrelevant thing you would bring with you on a camping trip to Mt. Everest. This is my new one. As with my previous contest, the top 10 will be updated weekly (keeping in mind people post new ideas that beat the older ones). I will give a bunch of really good ones to get people started.
1. While riding on the back of a motorcycle.
2. While getting your teeth cleaned by a dentist.
3. Yoga class.
4. Getting fitted for a tuxedo.
5. While umpiring a young boys baseball game.
6. A scout leader while roasting marshmallows at a campfire.
7. Anytime while inside a nursing home.
8. Funerals.
I have a ton more, trust me. Anyone got any more?
Was held at a water slide park, rode down on a inner tube thingy with a hot girl in a two piece bikini all sliding around in front of me as I'm straddling her legs(I'm in back) sloshing and twisting on the ride we hit the bottom where you dump out into the pool/landing area and her mom and dad are there to take a photo and...
Well lets just say I was at full "salute" when we rose out of the water.
LMAO! +1 good sir.Mafia47 wrote:
When your santa claus at the mall and the little boy comes and sits on your lap.
Ok, worst time to crack a boner - when attending a male nudist colony. Now i know, why the hell would you be there in the first place? i dont have an answer to that, but its still wrong.
Another bad time would be while watching animal planet. EDIT - unless your into that sort of thing....
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Your 11 year old daughters first slumber party.
By the way. TOP 10 now posted.
By the way. TOP 10 now posted.
Being in school & asked to come to the chalkboard to do a problem when all the girls eyes are on you, course maybe thats why high school was so good?!