Com.Artisan
Member
+7|6790|Ireland. Co.Cork
I WIN BY A FUCK 100 MILES

Fiat sechiento or a shit-to-get-into
1.1 Alloy wheels, Rev-o-meter

OH YA ME KING.............................................................................................................Boo!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7105|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Com.Artisan wrote:

I WIN BY A FUCK 100 MILES

Fiat sechiento or a shit-to-get-into
1.1 Alloy wheels, Rev-o-meter

OH YA ME KING.............................................................................................................Boo!
You reckon you could take my Pug van do ya?

If so let me know and i'll clean all the sweet wrappers and shit outta it to get the weight down.

You can almost smell the smoke, hear the music to "Grand Prix"....  The drivers eyes are fixed ahead, ah fuck it, you get the idea.
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6978|Doncaster, UK
https://auta5p.car.cz/katalog/wartburg/wartburg_21.jpg

My dad had one of these when I was a kid. It's a Wartburg.............. yeah!

One of those moments when you try to sell something in a foreign country and then find out the name of it doesn't exactly inspire.
SkoobyDu
'CLICK JOIN NOW'... OK lets go... BOOM!!!! =FFS=
+120|6993|Cheshire, UK
https://www.carplanetltd.co.uk/thumbs/Subaru/0051subaruimprezasilvera_small.JPG

Closest Image I can find to mine

Subaru Impreza 2ltr turbo Jap Import

Currently 276bhp with no engine modifications.

Last edited by SkoobyDu (2006-11-30 06:27:31)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7105|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

http://auta5p.car.cz/katalog/wartburg/wartburg_21.jpg

My dad had one of these when I was a kid. It's a Wartburg.............. yeah!

One of those moments when you try to sell something in a foreign country and then find out the name of it doesn't exactly inspire.
pmsl @ Wartburg.  Who came up with that name?  I know Daewoo come out with odd names as I suppose all the good names being used before but bloody Wartburg   Imagine having to be the saleman who has to sell that. Pic the scene, in walks Mr and Mrs Bloomfield, they both stand admiring the car in all it's beauty.  Salesman rubs his hands walks over and passes one or two compliments, "lovely motor isnt it sir"?  "Oh we both think its a work of art", the happy couple reply.

Salesman puts his foot right in it "The Wartburg sir, does 0-60 in.....".


"ya whaaaaaaa?, The fucking who did you say", asks the shocked husband.

"Wartburg sir"....


"Come on gerald, were going" utters a disgusted and unhappy wife.


Joking aside, what country is it from? What country is the pic from do you reckon.  Somethings puzzling me, look at every single car in the pic and they all look from the same era then check out the Lil Yellow one back of the pic next to where the guy is walking.  I bet you if he lived in that street he would have one of the penthouse apartments.
euroweasel
Member
+7|6933|S. Devon
Old School
 
  And by far the best Golf VW ever made....!

https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n97/milktheweasel/Golf.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7105|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
https://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geunYM725FjDUBclxWBQx./SIG=12adu0vb1/EXP=1164984460/**http%3A//pernille.typepad.com/photos/serbia/yugo_car.JPG

Our Uncle Mike (notorious shitty car garage selling bangers in our town) would always sort us out with a motor when I was a lad.  Mum would always be grateful to call at the garage that week and pick up one of his latest specials.  Once Mum picked up this lil beauty and for some reason it stuck to us like a curry fart in tight trousers.      Uncle Mike wouldnt take the fucking thing back for an upgrade to a Lada.  It was ok during the summer holidays we'd stick the dogs in the back, I'd put myself into crash posistion like they make you do b4 a plane takes off, it wasnt until Mum asked wtf I was doing I explained (you wouldnt wanna be caught seen in that would you).

Everything was great until early Sept arrived, "schools back" she cried with glee.   "Holy Fuck" I thought for the 1st time in my life Im going to have to walk there.  It was worth walking in the cold pissing down rain just not be seen in it, I had asked once or twice if she'd drop me off round the corner from the school gates but she wasnt having none of it and out of spite probably wouldnt of driven the fucker through the school gates and up the fucking drive just short of 9am.

The car is a YUGO.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7105|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

euroweasel wrote:

Old School
 
  And by far the best Golf VW ever made....!

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n97/ … l/Golf.jpg
I disagree, Golf VR6 Mk2.
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|7055|Camp XRay

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/1993-97-Land-Rover-Defender-110-Def.jpg
My little defender, I wanted one since I was little so it was the first thing I bought with my paycheck. I use it to crush little cars like Don's.

Last edited by Marlboroman82 (2006-11-30 06:57:41)

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|7188|Hell, p.o box 666

Chuck Norris drives defender too! MarlboroTexasRanger or what?
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6981|Southeastern USA

1927 wrote:

http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geunYM72 … go_car.JPG

Our Uncle Mike (notorious shitty car garage selling bangers in our town) would always sort us out with a motor when I was a lad.  Mum would always be grateful to call at the garage that week and pick up one of his latest specials.  Once Mum picked up this lil beauty and for some reason it stuck to us like a curry fart in tight trousers.      Uncle Mike wouldnt take the fucking thing back for an upgrade to a Lada.  It was ok during the summer holidays we'd stick the dogs in the back, I'd put myself into crash posistion like they make you do b4 a plane takes off, it wasnt until Mum asked wtf I was doing I explained (you wouldnt wanna be caught seen in that would you).

Everything was great until early Sept arrived, "schools back" she cried with glee.   "Holy Fuck" I thought for the 1st time in my life Im going to have to walk there.  It was worth walking in the cold pissing down rain just not be seen in it, I had asked once or twice if she'd drop me off round the corner from the school gates but she wasnt having none of it and out of spite probably wouldnt of driven the fucker through the school gates and up the fucking drive just short of 9am.

The car is a YUGO.
looks like it could be fun as hell!!
SMELLYMONKEY
Member
+5|6809|SOMERSET UK

DonFck wrote:

SMELLYMONKEY wrote:

I got me a 94 Vauxhall astra cesaro 1.6i.

I comes complete with rust body kit on it, and it gets added to monthly (atm this mainly seems to be the drivers door).
I complete this awesome look with a broken offside anti roll bar tie and front wipers that seem very tempremental.
MMMM 0-60, well it does do 60mph (she has done 125mph, but the wind whistleing through the top of the door seal is to distracting).

195,000 miles an still going.
I feel your pain, man.. I've owned a '92 Opel Astra Hatchback, 1.6i. Ahh, the characteristic corrosion of the rear wheel casing.. Weld it once, weld it twice.. paint it nicely.. wash rinse, repeat, and yes! The rust is back bigger than ever! Every spring my old yellow Astra.. ..blossomed, beginning with small pretty bubbles on the paintjob, finally bursting in bloom with the unforgettable spectrum of different shades of brown!

Precious memories..
LOL +1 jus for feeling the astra luv
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7105|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

kr@cker wrote:

1927 wrote:

http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geunYM72 … go_car.JPG

Our Uncle Mike (notorious shitty car garage selling bangers in our town) would always sort us out with a motor when I was a lad.  Mum would always be grateful to call at the garage that week and pick up one of his latest specials.  Once Mum picked up this lil beauty and for some reason it stuck to us like a curry fart in tight trousers.      Uncle Mike wouldnt take the fucking thing back for an upgrade to a Lada.  It was ok during the summer holidays we'd stick the dogs in the back, I'd put myself into crash posistion like they make you do b4 a plane takes off, it wasnt until Mum asked wtf I was doing I explained (you wouldnt wanna be caught seen in that would you).

Everything was great until early Sept arrived, "schools back" she cried with glee.   "Holy Fuck" I thought for the 1st time in my life Im going to have to walk there.  It was worth walking in the cold pissing down rain just not be seen in it, I had asked once or twice if she'd drop me off round the corner from the school gates but she wasnt having none of it and out of spite probably wouldnt of driven the fucker through the school gates and up the fucking drive just short of 9am.

The car is a YUGO.
looks like it could be fun as hell!!
Well it's bloody not trust me on this.  We filled it with fuel once and its valued doubled.  I took it to the garage and asked for a fuel cap for it, manager said "aye, that sounds like a good deal".  Oh dear oh dear
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6981|Southeastern USA
dude, i would love to find a car for 50 bucks that actually runs, get drunk, take it to the pastures and logging roads till it smokes, donuts till you roll it, sink it in a mudhole to put the fire out. HI FIVES ALL AROUND!!! unfortunately here, every car is cannibalized for parts, so finding one that's worthless that hasn't been stripped hardly ever happens. trust me, keep the car. tear the fuck out of it. just like, don't die and stuff.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7105|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
There used to be loads of "old Bangers" in the UK but the Govt have cut down on it.  When your car died you could take it to the breakers, (usually some ol irish gent) who would give you between £50-£100 pounds for it. He'd break it even more and sell the parts for £25 a bit.  Nowadays you have to pay them £100 and then if you require a part they still sell them but for a bit more money than £25.
Towelly
It's A State Of Mind
+399|7023|Your attic

Marlboroman82 wrote:

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/ … 10-Def.jpg
My little defender, I wanted one since I was little so it was the first thing I bought with my paycheck. I use it to crush little cars like Don's.
Much like mine, except I have it in light blue and white, we should go little car rushing some time .
Sk
stat padding is for girls
+41|6821

kr@cker wrote:

Sk wrote:

--==00OIO00==-- wrote:

2001 360 Modena.

BF2 is stopping me earning more cash to pay for the fucker!

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m233 … 0015-1.jpg
+1 karma for you for NOT buying it in red.
good point, but im out of K
lol np.. Karma doesn't make the world go round... send me some dollers instead
Sk
stat padding is for girls
+41|6821

Towelly wrote:

Marlboroman82 wrote:

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/ … 10-Def.jpg
My little defender, I wanted one since I was little so it was the first thing I bought with my paycheck. I use it to crush little cars like Don's.
Much like mine, except I have it in light blue and white, we should go little car rushing some time .
ahh.. the mighty 'fender!

the one and ONLY TRUE four by four!
SealXo
Member
+309|6968
I'd actually say that my grandpa has the best cars

he gave me those two cars

HIS cars are

93 LPE vette 550 horse, much faster
3 54 chevys
58' new restored impala
57 bel air ORIGIONAL PERFECT CONDITION 280 MILES
67GTO
59 vette convetriable
1960 Cadillac convertable

and idk a couple more i cant remember at the moment
All origional except the new impala
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7062|Washington, DC

topic creator wrote:

Best=Fastest+Best handling cobined
You can rice up this crappy Impala my mom had to rent while her car's at the body shop, but crash into a tree and I doubt you'll walk again. Speed and handling are both important in terms of "best" performance, but the "best" car would ideally have great gas efficiency, great speed and handling, great safety, great amenities and driving comfort.

I don't drive, nor do I have some car waiting for me to drive it once I get a license. But out of the cars my family owns, I'll throw this one in:

2005 BMW 530i

Not sure on the full specs, but it's got a nav system, three-level ass heating, and it's just a great car. Out of all the cars we've owned, I'd pick:

2003 BMW 325i

Not the fastest, but its handling was superb and it was just a great car. I'd kill someone (like Saddam or bin Laden, not an innocent kid >.>) to have it for my first car.
CanadianLoser
Meow :3 :3
+1,148|6940
Dad's
https://www.autoplususa.com/images/Photos/JTTP11838-1.jpg

Mom's
https://assets.cobaltnitra.com/teams/repository/export/2a6/6dfd0675310048f8a0003ba77f966/2a66dfd0675310048f8a0003ba77f966_640x0.jpg
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
+628|7183|Chicago.
I drive a 1996 Chevy Cavalier LS 4 door.

2.2L, 125 bhp at the crank. It's a weakling, but I don't care. I didn't pay a cent for it.
Boostin2.4inside
Member
+2|7276
'04 Dodge SRT-4 stage 2 w/o toys
two061vbma
Banned
+22|6808|Lenox MA
06 760 li moms car
06 z06 corvette dads play car
05 ford escape sisters car
04 2500 avalache- boats and snowmobile trailers
05 bmw m3
SealXo
Member
+309|6968
doesnt the z06 do 60 in like 3.5?

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