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What happens if you give a woman viagra??
You say 'hey, wanna check whats in the bathroom, bet its ma dick'd4rkst4r wrote:
howdy, im in grade 11 at high school and theres this super hot girl that i know and talk to often, how can...idk.....advance on her? techniques? suggestions on what to do?
ps - i have 2 classes with her
Fancy, how do I successfully cheat on my girlfriend with a younger girl? (not jailbait)
hahaha but seriously i need help
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Two classes with her is great. What you have to do is sit really close to her so she knows that you're interested. I'm assuming you each have individual desks you sit in? Well, slide your's right next to her's (so the desks are literally touching). Chances are she'll be impressed by your confidence and try to make out with you. If she doesn't notice your advances, grab her ass. If she freaks out, start spitting up huge globs of mucous to create a distraction. Now pay close attention when she gets up to run away. If she's shaking her ass, it means she's doing it just for you and that you just lost your virginity.d4rkst4r wrote:
howdy, im in grade 11 at high school and theres this super hot girl that i know and talk to often, how can...idk.....advance on her? techniques? suggestions on what to do?
ps - i have 2 classes with her
Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-12-09 15:33:29)
Ok, since Fancy has failed to respnd so far I will help you. Take her to a party and get her drunk. Seduce her all night by dancing and complemnting her. Then when you feel the time is right kiss her.d4rkst4r wrote:
hahaha but seriously i need help
and fuck her.
For the non-alcohol technique: Inquire with her friends. What she likes, who she likes, etc.. You could also just tell her and who knows the feeling may be mutual.Then..
Fuck her
Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2006-12-09 15:33:44)
This is gonna be a great thread.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Two classes with her is great. What you have to do is sit really close to her so she knows that you're interested. I'm assuming you each have individual desks you sit in? Well, slide yours right next to hers (so the desks are literally touching). Chances are she'll be impressed by your confidence and try to make out with you. If she doesn't notice your advances, grab her ass. If she freaks out, start spitting up huge globs of mucous to create a distraction. Now pay close attention when she gets up to run away. If she's shaking her ass, it means she's doing it just for you and that you just lost your virginity.d4rkst4r wrote:
howdy, im in grade 11 at high school and theres this super hot girl that i know and talk to often, how can...idk.....advance on her? techniques? suggestions on what to do?
ps - i have 2 classes with her
seriously
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Do it.d4rkst4r wrote:
seriously
I was going to use the serious cat pic but the website is offline.d4rkst4r wrote:
seriously
how do i hook up with a 93 year old?
Give her chocolate laxatives.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
how do i hook up with a 93 year old?
get stuck in!!
Kill her and then do it. That way she wont protest.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
how do i hook up with a 93 year old?
I was in 11th grade once, I know this stuff.d4rkst4r wrote:
seriously
1. Get a myspace...they all have one these days
2. Make sure she gets your myspace in her friends
3. Make sexually suggestive comments in a joking way
4. Use the best pickup lines on her you can get (I mean REALLY good ones)
5. hang out with her...friendly like
6. Ask her out face-to-face
7. Have lots of sex without condoms...we need a larger world population
Hhaha pollux you own.
The rest of you actually asking for advice are so very pathetic.
The rest of you actually asking for advice are so very pathetic.
Last edited by kessel! (2006-12-09 15:39:28)
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
What happens if you give a woman viagra??
I was in 11th grade once, I know this stuff.
1. Get a myspace...they all have one these days
2. Make sure she gets your myspace in her friends
3. Make sexually suggestive comments in a joking way
4. Use the best pickup lines on her you can get (I mean REALLY good ones)
5. hang out with her...friendly like
6. Ask her out face-to-face
7. Have lots of sex without condoms...we need a larger world population
8. Tell her "your not fat, your pretty"
Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2006-12-09 15:39:17)
ill keep that in mind..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Kill her and then do it. That way she wont protest.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
how do i hook up with a 93 year old?
Or you could just tell her you are her grandchild.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
ill keep that in mind..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Kill her and then do it. That way she wont protest.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
how do i hook up with a 93 year old?
It might work if you cover your penis in her denture solution so she has to store them on there...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Or you could just tell her you are her grandchild.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
ill keep that in mind..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Kill her and then do it. That way she wont protest.
I lol'dSysTray wrote:
It might work if you cover your penis in her denture solution so she has to store them on there...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Or you could just tell her you are her grandchild.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
ill keep that in mind
+1
ill be back in bout an hour*grabs denture shit and runs out door*SysTray wrote:
It might work if you cover your penis in her denture solution so she has to store them on there...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Or you could just tell her you are her grandchild.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
ill keep that in mind
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