Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
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This is an open line for any questions you may have regarding the fine art of pulling hot bitches. Leave your questions here and I shall answer.

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RedTwizzler
I do it for the lulz.
+124|6971|Chicago
What qualifies you to answer these questions?
Major.League.Infidel
Make Love and War
+303|6912|Communist Republic of CA, USA
Gentlemen, I assure you there is a much simpler method then anything Fancy will suggest...

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..teddy..jimmy
Member
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What happens if you give a woman viagra??
..teddy..jimmy
Member
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d4rkst4r wrote:

howdy, im in grade 11 at high school and theres this super hot girl that i know and talk to often, how can...idk.....advance on her? techniques? suggestions on what to do?

ps - i have 2 classes with her
You say 'hey, wanna check whats in the bathroom, bet its ma dick'
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7255|Delaware
Fancy, how do I successfully cheat on my girlfriend with a younger girl? (not jailbait)
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6887|Ontario, Canada
hahaha but seriously i need help
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|7080

d4rkst4r wrote:

howdy, im in grade 11 at high school and theres this super hot girl that i know and talk to often, how can...idk.....advance on her? techniques? suggestions on what to do?

ps - i have 2 classes with her
Two classes with her is great. What you have to do is sit really close to her so she knows that you're interested. I'm assuming you each have individual desks you sit in? Well, slide your's right next to her's (so the desks are literally touching). Chances are she'll be impressed by your confidence and try to make out with you. If she doesn't notice your advances, grab her ass. If she freaks out, start spitting up huge globs of mucous to create a distraction. Now pay close attention when she gets up to run away. If she's shaking her ass, it means she's doing it just for you and that you just lost your virginity.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-12-09 15:33:29)

..teddy..jimmy
Member
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d4rkst4r wrote:

hahaha but seriously i need help
Ok, since Fancy has failed to respnd so far I will help you. Take her to a party and get her drunk. Seduce her all night by dancing and complemnting her. Then when you feel the time is right kiss her.




















































and fuck her.



For the non-alcohol technique: Inquire with her friends. What she likes, who she likes, etc.. You could also just tell her and who knows the feeling may be mutual.Then..






















































Fuck her

Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2006-12-09 15:33:44)

PspRpg-7
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Fancy_Pollux wrote:

d4rkst4r wrote:

howdy, im in grade 11 at high school and theres this super hot girl that i know and talk to often, how can...idk.....advance on her? techniques? suggestions on what to do?

ps - i have 2 classes with her
Two classes with her is great. What you have to do is sit really close to her so she knows that you're interested. I'm assuming you each have individual desks you sit in? Well, slide yours right next to hers (so the desks are literally touching). Chances are she'll be impressed by your confidence and try to make out with you. If she doesn't notice your advances, grab her ass. If she freaks out, start spitting up huge globs of mucous to create a distraction. Now pay close attention when she gets up to run away. If she's shaking her ass, it means she's doing it just for you and that you just lost your virginity.
This is gonna be a great thread.
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6887|Ontario, Canada
seriously
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
PspRpg-7
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d4rkst4r wrote:

seriously
Do it.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7083

d4rkst4r wrote:

seriously
I was going to use the serious cat pic  but the website is offline.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6839|NSW, Australia

how do i hook up with a 93 year old?
PspRpg-7
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+961|7132

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

how do i hook up with a 93 year old?
Give her chocolate laxatives.
tiptopT
Member
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get stuck in!!
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7083

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

how do i hook up with a 93 year old?
Kill her and then do it. That way she wont protest.
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7255|Delaware

d4rkst4r wrote:

seriously
I was in 11th grade once, I know this stuff.

1. Get a myspace...they all have one these days
2. Make sure she gets your myspace in her friends
3. Make sexually suggestive comments in a joking way
4. Use the best pickup lines on her you can get (I mean REALLY good ones)
5. hang out with her...friendly like
6. Ask her out face-to-face
7. Have lots of sex without condoms...we need a larger world population
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|7199|Toronto Canada
Hhaha pollux you own.

The rest of you actually asking for advice are so very pathetic.

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Last edited by kessel! (2006-12-09 15:39:28)

..teddy..jimmy
Member
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..teddy..jimmy wrote:

What happens if you give a woman viagra??
I was in 11th grade once, I know this stuff.

1. Get a myspace...they all have one these days
2. Make sure she gets your myspace in her friends
3. Make sexually suggestive comments in a joking way
4. Use the best pickup lines on her you can get (I mean REALLY good ones)
5. hang out with her...friendly like
6. Ask her out face-to-face
7. Have lots of sex without condoms...we need a larger world population
8. Tell her "your not fat, your pretty"

Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2006-12-09 15:39:17)

RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6839|NSW, Australia

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

how do i hook up with a 93 year old?
Kill her and then do it. That way she wont protest.
ill keep that in mind
..teddy..jimmy
Member
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<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

how do i hook up with a 93 year old?
Kill her and then do it. That way she wont protest.
ill keep that in mind
Or you could just tell her you are her grandchild.
SysTray
"Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !
+180|7255|Delaware

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:


Kill her and then do it. That way she wont protest.
ill keep that in mind
Or you could just tell her you are her grandchild.
It might work if you cover your penis in her denture solution so she has to store them on there.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
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SysTray wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:


ill keep that in mind
Or you could just tell her you are her grandchild.
It might work if you cover your penis in her denture solution so she has to store them on there.
I lol'd

+1
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6839|NSW, Australia

SysTray wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:


ill keep that in mind
Or you could just tell her you are her grandchild.
It might work if you cover your penis in her denture solution so she has to store them on there.
ill be back in bout an hour*grabs denture shit and runs out door*

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