Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7220|Dallas

some random internet blog wrote:

January 12, 2005

Centerfold Whupass

Well, seems another Playboy Playmate of the Year is up to no good. Carmella DeCesare,

https://davidkilpatrick.com/decesare_carmella.jpg

the illustrious skin mag's PMOY 2004 was in a bar in Cleveland when she was accosted by her boyfriend's ex, one Kristen Hine:
https://davidkilpatrick.com/hine_christine.jpg
Saw this image of Carmella DeCesare during a google image search (looking to expand the spank bank ...) and thought something looked odd about it.  It took me to some shitty blog where there was some goofy story about a fight, but all I could think of while reading the article was..

"Carmella's boyfriend upgraded from Ms. Manhands McSnoz to Playmate of the Year...?  How the fuck does that work?"

I must track this man down and learn from him.  He must either have a shitload of money or a cock with a rotating head that vibrates.
Sentinel
Cheeseburger Connoisseur
+145|7113|Australia
He must teach me how. HOW!

yes that carmella decesare is freaking hot. good effort by whoever this mangod is.
TheEternalPessimist
Wibble
+412|7076|Mhz

And here is the man himself.

https://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b154/jaese/fugly.jpg

I think everyone could take a few styling tips from him.
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6850|Evilsville

TheEternalPessimist wrote:

And here is the man himself.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b154/jaese/fugly.jpg

I think everyone could take a few styling tips from him.
EEK!!
TheEternalPessimist
Wibble
+412|7076|Mhz

Eek indeed lol. I'm so tempted to change that into an "Internets... Serious business" picture.
']['error
Banned
+630|7100|The Netherlands

Gillenator wrote:

TheEternalPessimist wrote:

And here is the man himself.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b154/jaese/fugly.jpg

I think everyone could take a few styling tips from him.
EEK!!
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Ohh skeet skeet
+143|6926|New York

TheEternalPessimist wrote:

And here is the man himself.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b154/jaese/fugly.jpg

I think everyone could take a few styling tips from him.
Oh dear god.  I think I just threw up in my mouth..
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6801|Twyford, UK
He must be incredibly rich, good at talking people into things, or the world cunnilingus champion for a few years running.

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