Saw this image of Carmella DeCesare during a google image search (looking to expand the spank bank ...) and thought something looked odd about it. It took me to some shitty blog where there was some goofy story about a fight, but all I could think of while reading the article was..some random internet blog wrote:
January 12, 2005
Centerfold Whupass
Well, seems another Playboy Playmate of the Year is up to no good. Carmella DeCesare,
the illustrious skin mag's PMOY 2004 was in a bar in Cleveland when she was accosted by her boyfriend's ex, one Kristen Hine:
"Carmella's boyfriend upgraded from Ms. Manhands McSnoz to Playmate of the Year...? How the fuck does that work?"
I must track this man down and learn from him. He must either have a shitload of money or a cock with a rotating head that vibrates.