BF2S Forums I have an addiction to BF2, and it's affecting my mind.....

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David.Podedworny wrote:

I'm embarrassed to say this but i was in the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper and yelled "Need Ammo!"

"Im running dry, need ammo!" LMAO!

Ive seen people up on a hillside having a BBQ and I was tempted to say "Snipers! on out perimeter".

When walking down a busy street in Hong Kong Ive wanted to shout "Kwai Kwai Kwai" to get people to move.

Me and a mate are going to a shop and I know a short cut so I say "follow me soldiers!"

We drive to the store in the car and when we get there I yell "bail out" or equally when we are all getting in the car and i wanna get moving i shout "hop in" and i beep my horn lots.

I try to never stay in one place too much because Im worried about enemy arty

Ive called my friend up when ive wanted a drink or a ride and asked "requesting supply drop/vehicle drop over"

When my friend has asked me for a favour i sometimes reply "negative, UAV is already airborne, request denied"

I close my eyes and i see the shapes of enemy snipers or the HUD radar as clear as day.

I tend to use phrases like "roger that", "no way man", you got it" a lot more for simple things like someone asking me to pass the salt.

When I go into the city in Hong Kong im always tempted to start spamming "enemy infantry spotted"

After passing thru a doorway or rounding a corner I find myself turning round wanting to rig a claymore.

Sometimes when Im bored I get the urge to run around my living room aimlessly shouting "get health here" or "ammo, here"

Last edited by ethrion (2007-03-29 00:20:09)

Ice Cold Killa wrote:

yes at school i tend to call people "hax" when playing a sport and they score lol

rofl

anybody ever swerve to avoid what looks like an AT mine on the road? or call the guy that earns more than you a point whore....

Madman wrote:

anybody ever swerve to avoid what looks like an AT mine on the road? or call the guy that earns more than you a point whore....

hahahaa wen im pisses or high driving hom from partys and pubs i alway freak out. i slowly say
whaaaaaat the faaark. i scan bush's for snipers. i got like 1200 hours and its fukn me up

Varegg wrote:

I now have 154 road-kills with my Toyota Avensis, mostly squirrels, porcupines and a couple of badgers

how many for expert transport?

Ganko_06 wrote:

Wow this is sad.
A few times I have had an incredibly strong urge to jump off a ledge several stories high and deploy my parachute so I don't have to take the stairs.  Once I actually started to run toward the railing in a shopping mall that was three stories high so I could get to the food court at the bottom.  My friend thought I was nuts.
BTW: This is all subconscious impulses.  I'm not doing them to be funny.

THAT's what I was trying to remember.  I thought of taking a 'short cut' by jumping off a ledge and deploying my chutte.  Lucky for me, I didn't start running for the ledge like you did.

I also started having the impulse to pass slow people on the left, right, or overtop, any way possible, like in a buggy passing a tank.

Whenever I see someone get hurt, I have the urge to throw a bag with a red cross on it at them.

Also I go hunting and I spot a deer I feel I need to shout, "Enemy infantry spotted!".

If I need a ride I can just run after any teamate with room in their vehicle and just say "I need a ride!", they will usually just stop and honk their horn alot. I will reply with "Thanks, champ!".

Varegg wrote:

headhunter345 wrote:

Varegg wrote:

I now have 154 road-kills with my Toyota Avensis, mostly squirrels, porcupines and a couple of badgers

how many for expert transport?

11 on one trip to the mall for expert, almost had it last week but i hit an old woman in a wheelchair that had the namebug, i thought she was an enemy but i got negative score for teamkilling

LMFAO ... You are all nuts. I do use the word owned and noob tho

Last edited by j4mi3-k1ll3r (2007-04-02 15:32:12)

ROLFI!

i says things like owned and pwned and my friends are like
"wtf"
(no, they dont play bf2 and they think im a loner )

i once went out looking for some NVGS and blue or red name tags

Project reality is also affcting my mind
i hear the "wissshhh" all the time

lol

officer_matt wrote:

Hmm, I just think about BF2 all the time. And I use game language like lol, omg, rofl, wtf, pwned and so on in RL.

The only one I have heard from a friend is O-M-G. But, she doesn't even play BF2... She's just an internet whore like us.

Everyone knows me as the hardcore gamer, so it's kinda normal that i say these things^^ and i always call my classmates noobs

Last edited by officer_matt (2007-04-21 15:48:57)