Ryan
Member
+1,230|7301|Alberta, Canada

My neighbours bought a dog about 1 and a half years ago. It's the ugliest looking mutt I have ever seen, and is also the yappiest dog ever. You thought Yorkies were bad? Anyways... this dog constantly barks. Constant, I mean almost 24/7. They let it outside, and it continuously barks, either at nothing, or at people he sees. He doesn't just bark 5-10 times, then gives up, oh no, he barks for about an hour straight. He wanders around the yard, tiring the hell outta his mouth, and barks. What do they owners do? Nothing. They sit on their fat asses and listen to it. Not only does it bark outside, but inside the house too! Why they don't do anything about it beats me. I forgive them for being not at home and the dog barks, but when they are home, why don't they do anything about it?

We have called the bylaw officers twice. Two warnings in a row. Next time, they get a $500 fine. My family is so tempted to it also. But these people ain't the typical 'poor' family. They own a business, sold the business, and now live rich. That $500 is like $20 for a typical family.

What should my family, and even my entire court, try to do about this? I wanted to buy a pump-action from eBay, but my parents wouldn't let me. We are all sick an tired of this dog, and something needs to be done before we all move out, and they are the only ones left. I feel damn sorry for the new people moving in.

By the way, they also have a cat. It roams across town, and shits in our flowerbed. But that's another story.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7200|FUCK UBISOFT

since when do you live next door to me?
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Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7088|Washington, DC

Uhm, call the cops?
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|7020|British Columbia, Canada
Start playing loud annoying sounds from your Stereo system in your house or car, and see if they get the picture.
FlamingPhenix
I'm in ya base, drinking ya booze
+44|7014|Behind you, with a knife

Ryan wrote:

My neighbours bought a dog about 1 and a half years ago. It's the ugliest looking mutt I have ever seen, and is also the yappiest dog ever. You thought Yorkies were bad? Anyways... this dog constantly barks. Constant, I mean almost 24/7. They let it outside, and it continuously barks, either at nothing, or at people he sees. He doesn't just bark 5-10 times, then gives up, oh no, he barks for about an hour straight. He wanders around the yard, tiring the hell outta his mouth, and barks. What do they owners do? Nothing. They sit on their fat asses and listen to it. Not only does it bark outside, but inside the house too! Why they don't do anything about it beats me. I forgive them for being not at home and the dog barks, but when they are home, why don't they do anything about it?

We have called the bylaw officers twice. Two warnings in a row. Next time, they get a $500 fine. My family is so tempted to it also. But these people ain't the typical 'poor' family. They own a business, sold the business, and now live rich. That $500 is like $20 for a typical family.

What should my family, and even my entire court, try to do about this? I wanted to buy a pump-action from eBay, but my parents wouldn't let me. We are all sick an tired of this dog, and something needs to be done before we all move out, and they are the only ones left. I feel damn sorry for the new people moving in.

By the way, they also have a cat. It roams across town, and shits in our flowerbed. But that's another story.
Do u how a pellet gun? Do you have contacts in mafia?
If you say no at both questions, I suggest Jihad

Last edited by FlamingPhenix (2007-04-25 16:29:45)

Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6743|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

Hurricane wrote:

Uhm, call the cops?
Read, kthxbye.

Yeah Ryan, that sucks.

Dog-nap it, slit it's throat, and dump it in a river.

Works every time.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6823|California
kill it then barbeque it, then invite them over for some BBQ, but try to make it where they don't see you killing the dog or BBQing it once they finish eating it, say That was just your dog, delicious huh?

I DID THAT TO MY NEIGHBORS DOG GOOD STUFF
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6987|Global Command
Rat poison in a hot dog dude. Works every time.
.robzored.
Roflcopter Pilot
+74|6734|Illinois
You could build an amateur rocket and do an experiment about launching dogs into space.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7301|Alberta, Canada

ATG wrote:

Rat poison in a hot dog dude. Works every time.
Haha. They would be like, "Omg! Our dog died! Oh well, didn't give a shit for the thing anyways!"

Because obviously they don't.
Nice techniques guys, but I was thinking of something more civil.
Maybe buy them a bark collar, with a note on it saying, "If you can't shut it up, this will."
FlamingPhenix
I'm in ya base, drinking ya booze
+44|7014|Behind you, with a knife

Ryan wrote:

ATG wrote:

Rat poison in a hot dog dude. Works every time.
Haha. They would be like, "Omg! Our dog died! Oh well, didn't give a shit for the thing anyways!"

Because obviously they don't.
Nice techniques guys, but I was thinking of something more civil.
Maybe buy them a bark collar, with a note on it saying, "If you can't shut it up, this will."
Law always ruin the fun.... awwwwww
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6743|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

Ryan wrote:

ATG wrote:

Rat poison in a hot dog dude. Works every time.
Haha. They would be like, "Omg! Our dog died! Oh well, didn't give a shit for the thing anyways!"

Because obviously they don't.
Nice techniques guys, but I was thinking of something more civil.
Maybe buy them a bark collar, with a note on it saying, "If you can't shut it up, this will."
I remember the days when slitting someone's throat was considered normal and civil.

Wait, I was just playing Snake Eater...
Big McLargehuge
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
+259|7061|Philadelphia, PA
Kidnap the dog and take it to some farm that's far away from you, like they did in the one Seinfeld episode.

Last edited by Big McLargehuge (2007-04-25 16:41:54)

The_Killer
Banned
+113|6983|dunno
Shoot it?
Yaocelotl
:D
+221|7108|Keyboard
Civil you say? Try to open up the gate and let it run loose FFS. I hate dogs that bark a lot. ATG gives a heel of a damn good solution to your problem. What also works is a hot dog stuffed with little peices of broken glass, it'll STFU because it'll be bleeding pure joy .
BeerzGod
Hooray Beer!
+94|7028|United States
Are any other neighbors as upset about the problem as you? If so, just get the ones who are and file something with the court as a group. There is a much higher chance of something being done about it on this level if more than one family is involved. Or just get a BB gun and go sniper on it from the upstairs window. That always works when I have a problem with an overly-loud animals. One other suggestion... just buy a bark collar, give it to the family, and stress to them about how big of a problem their dog is. If that doesn't work, just keep calling in complaints and hitting them with the fines. They'll get tired of it sooner or later. Rich or not, I wouldn't want to keep dishing out $500 for something that would take me all of 5 minutes to remedy.

Last edited by BeerzGod (2007-04-25 16:48:27)

Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6743|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

Yaocelotl wrote:

it'll STFU because it'll be bleeding pure joy .
So, it will shut up...
Because it's bleeding joy?
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6780|Orrstrayleea
We had this problem a while ago, we had a yard party with some mates and it wouldnt shut up, so we threw a bottle at it, it smashed and the neighbor went crazy, so we just said " well the Shut the friken dog up so he did

Last edited by Pea....Tear.....Griffen (2007-04-25 23:54:24)

BVC
Member
+325|7153
Just flashbang it and then use your GL to get it, jeez some people don't know anything!
Major.League.Infidel
Make Love and War
+303|6936|Communist Republic of CA, USA
We had the same problem, except it was a big dog and 2 small ones in the same yard.  So you had the yaps and the barks.  When they went on vacation me and my buds barked into their voicemail for like 10 minutes.  When that didn't work, we recorded the dogs barking one day and called them up at 11 at night playing the barking back at them.  We did this for like 3 nights in a row before something changed and it's been quiet ever since.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7232|Noizyland

You're welcome to borrow my silenced .22. I have a dog next door to me to that won't shut it's ugly yapping little face. I'm actually tempted to bypass the stealth approach and just shoot it with my .270. Lovely bang on that thing.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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buttersIRL
Member
+17|7055
leave lots of chocolate in their garden, too much chocolate is poisonous to dogs, plus it'll make their kids obese and then you can point and laugh at them !
Drax
Paddles/Plane Whore
+28|7019|Australia, NSW
my old next door neighbours cat always kept shitting on our lawn and killing birds in our yard, so my dad put it in the garbage bin with a hose and closed the lid.... this was like 16 years ago tho..
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6780|Orrstrayleea

buttersIRL wrote:

leave lots of chocolate in their garden, too much chocolate is poisonous to dogs, plus it'll make their kids obese and then you can point and laugh at them !
Lol, thats not as silly as it sounds, lol, +1

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