David.P
Banned
+649|6538
Mines was 10 minutes ago. On my asshole account(Which shall remain nameless since i use it to piss some people here that i dont like) I was on wake as american, I was going for the f-35b when somebody tk'ed me for it, I call the guy out and start a kick vote against him, He tells me that it will never work then i say i'll get an admin to ban you! The game freezes and this big warning comes down.

"Do not fuck with me ********* I am an admin!"

So i stfu and play, Next round starts i'm chinese got my f2000 i'm heading for the heli to take to the carrier and flash the guys waiting for planes, When the top screen says the guy is tk'ing people for the j-10. So i decide to teach him a lesson. As he's taking off i whip out a flash, Nade the runway and blind him. He crashes into a tree i'm laughing my fucken ass off so hard. Then the server freezes and he starts typing. "Allright whoever the fuck did that is getting a perm ban!" He respawns and starts tk'ing again, So i whip out another flash and boom he crashes, Now he's pissed server freezes and he yells "I saw that!" Some guy gets banned for being an asshole!

20 seconds later with my last flashbang i get him again right when he gets in the jet, But this time he takes off and in the air i'm watching him, It's hilarious hes going up and down up and down, Then he just dives down for some reason and tk's a teammate. Now this is the fucken funny part the server freezes and he kicks like 3 people from the opposite team. The other team says wtf why kick? he says they were disrupting gameplay. So i switch to usmc side get another F2000, I join this squad and we take 3 flags, I'm sneak into airfield with my sl and i'm flashbanging the bastard while he's killing him with the sraw.

My sl gets kicked by him i take my sl's kit and kill him with the last round, Boom i'm kicked. Oh well it was fun while it lasted he did'nt get in the air for enough of a time to score anypoints. At the end he had like -30 something. Now please share your stories.
Jameseyy
Banned
+108|6492|Scotland!
I shoot snipers on my team if they spam claymores on karkand, and I don't revive dead snipers on karkand either. That's about it.
~[_-=*Hanma*=-_]~
Member
+16|6753
I would say when me and Blackhawk went on dummy accounts and "kidnapped" people as we called it, which basically means we padded on them for 20+ minutes. Now we didn't just do this to people we hated, it was also random people just for kicks lol.
[pt] KEIOS
srs bsns
+231|6917|pimelteror.de
driving tank on knife&pistol servers... that´s fun...
derstralle
Iron Egg Skill, bitches!
+29|6479
I always run into friendly claymores and punish...
well at least if you can clearly see that they are not used to protect the sniper hideout.
Well even then sometimes...
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6757|N. Ireland
In a shivelrous attempt to kill an enemy, I threw everything at him. Unfortunately, one of these items was a medic pack. I think I still killed him though, although I find myself doing this a lot in HL2 Deathmatch too..
chittydog
less busy
+586|7099|Kubra, Damn it!

Jameseyy wrote:

I shoot snipers on my team if they spam claymores on karkand, and I don't revive dead snipers on karkand either. That's about it.
I'm gonna follow you as a sniper and claymore whore, just so you'll TK me and lose all your points!
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6554|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

My biggest act of smacktardery was knifing a teammate because I wanted the full 2 points for flag capture instead of the capture assist point. Funny part was, he didn't punish, and after I revived him there was no retaliatory TK.

My friend did something even stupider, though. He went on a K&P server, saw the admin sitting in an APC, planted C4 on it, and blew the admin straight to hell. Moments later, the admins says "WHO THE HELL DID THAT?", naturally not looking at the upper left corner of the screen.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
chittydog
less busy
+586|7099|Kubra, Damn it!

After my friend & I had been pwning in the cobra on Kubra the whole round, a couple of privates jumped into the heli (obviously it was mine ), went on a sightseeing tour around the map, TK'd another player and then crashed. When it respawned they got it again, so I planted C4 on it. I waited for them to fly their bumbling asses all the way over to the Intake again and popped 'em. When they got back, we were ready with the old "park a jeep on the helipad" trick and got the heli back.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6917
flying up to 20,000 feet high and going afk when my fantastic team yet again loses every flag on kubra dam despite the enemy having no air force at all

they deserve the 20 minute wait
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
specops10-4
Member
+108|7007|In the hills
On wake servers I can get pretty ticked off when people go on TK fests, so I go on my own.  I just grab some C4 or M95 and take out the fucking mother fucker who tked me.  I will also FTK in revenge!
specialistx2324
hahahahahhaa
+244|6953|arica harbour

David.Podedworny wrote:

Mines was 10 minutes ago. On my asshole account(Which shall remain nameless since i use it to piss some people here that i dont like) I was on wake as american, I was going for the f-35b when somebody tk'ed me for it, I call the guy out and start a kick vote against him, He tells me that it will never work then i say i'll get an admin to ban you! The game freezes and this big warning comes down.

"Do not fuck with me ********* I am an admin!"

So i stfu and play, Next round starts i'm chinese got my f2000 i'm heading for the heli to take to the carrier and flash the guys waiting for planes, When the top screen says the guy is tk'ing people for the j-10. So i decide to teach him a lesson. As he's taking off i whip out a flash, Nade the runway and blind him. He crashes into a tree i'm laughing my fucken ass off so hard. Then the server freezes and he starts typing. "Allright whoever the fuck did that is getting a perm ban!" He respawns and starts tk'ing again, So i whip out another flash and boom he crashes, Now he's pissed server freezes and he yells "I saw that!" Some guy gets banned for being an asshole!

20 seconds later with my last flashbang i get him again right when he gets in the jet, But this time he takes off and in the air i'm watching him, It's hilarious hes going up and down up and down, Then he just dives down for some reason and tk's a teammate. Now this is the fucken funny part the server freezes and he kicks like 3 people from the opposite team. The other team says wtf why kick? he says they were disrupting gameplay. So i switch to usmc side get another F2000, I join this squad and we take 3 flags, I'm sneak into airfield with my sl and i'm flashbanging the bastard while he's killing him with the sraw.






hence the reason why i threw away my Bf2 CD.. i dont play it or plan on returning to it.  you got asshat 14 year old ADMINS punks that do that crap . i suggest to you that you stop playing this damn game and play something better like Command and Conquer 3.

My sl gets kicked by him i take my sl's kit and kill him with the last round, Boom i'm kicked. Oh well it was fun while it lasted he did'nt get in the air for enough of a time to score anypoints. At the end he had like -30 something. Now please share your stories.

Last edited by specialistx2324 (2007-05-21 15:34:48)

The_Killer
Banned
+113|6789|dunno

David.Podedworny wrote:

Mines was 10 minutes ago. On my asshole account(Which shall remain nameless since i use it to piss some people here that i dont like) I was on wake as american, I was going for the f-35b when somebody tk'ed me for it, I call the guy out and start a kick vote against him, He tells me that it will never work then i say i'll get an admin to ban you! The game freezes and this big warning comes down.

"Do not fuck with me ********* I am an admin!"

So i stfu and play, Next round starts i'm chinese got my f2000 i'm heading for the heli to take to the carrier and flash the guys waiting for planes, When the top screen says the guy is tk'ing people for the j-10. So i decide to teach him a lesson. As he's taking off i whip out a flash, Nade the runway and blind him. He crashes into a tree i'm laughing my fucken ass off so hard. Then the server freezes and he starts typing. "Allright whoever the fuck did that is getting a perm ban!" He respawns and starts tk'ing again, So i whip out another flash and boom he crashes, Now he's pissed server freezes and he yells "I saw that!" Some guy gets banned for being an asshole!

20 seconds later with my last flashbang i get him again right when he gets in the jet, But this time he takes off and in the air i'm watching him, It's hilarious hes going up and down up and down, Then he just dives down for some reason and tk's a teammate. Now this is the fucken funny part the server freezes and he kicks like 3 people from the opposite team. The other team says wtf why kick? he says they were disrupting gameplay. So i switch to usmc side get another F2000, I join this squad and we take 3 flags, I'm sneak into airfield with my sl and i'm flashbanging the bastard while he's killing him with the sraw.

My sl gets kicked by him i take my sl's kit and kill him with the last round, Boom i'm kicked. Oh well it was fun while it lasted he did'nt get in the air for enough of a time to score anypoints. At the end he had like -30 something. Now please share your stories.
I tk nubs like you that suck in the jet untill im banned.
specialistx2324
hahahahahhaa
+244|6953|arica harbour

The_Killer wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

Mines was 10 minutes ago. On my asshole account(Which shall remain nameless since i use it to piss some people here that i dont like) I was on wake as american, I was going for the f-35b when somebody tk'ed me for it, I call the guy out and start a kick vote against him, He tells me that it will never work then i say i'll get an admin to ban you! The game freezes and this big warning comes down.

"Do not fuck with me ********* I am an admin!"

So i stfu and play, Next round starts i'm chinese got my f2000 i'm heading for the heli to take to the carrier and flash the guys waiting for planes, When the top screen says the guy is tk'ing people for the j-10. So i decide to teach him a lesson. As he's taking off i whip out a flash, Nade the runway and blind him. He crashes into a tree i'm laughing my fucken ass off so hard. Then the server freezes and he starts typing. "Allright whoever the fuck did that is getting a perm ban!" He respawns and starts tk'ing again, So i whip out another flash and boom he crashes, Now he's pissed server freezes and he yells "I saw that!" Some guy gets banned for being an asshole!

20 seconds later with my last flashbang i get him again right when he gets in the jet, But this time he takes off and in the air i'm watching him, It's hilarious hes going up and down up and down, Then he just dives down for some reason and tk's a teammate. Now this is the fucken funny part the server freezes and he kicks like 3 people from the opposite team. The other team says wtf why kick? he says they were disrupting gameplay. So i switch to usmc side get another F2000, I join this squad and we take 3 flags, I'm sneak into airfield with my sl and i'm flashbanging the bastard while he's killing him with the sraw.

My sl gets kicked by him i take my sl's kit and kill him with the last round, Boom i'm kicked. Oh well it was fun while it lasted he did'nt get in the air for enough of a time to score anypoints. At the end he had like -30 something. Now please share your stories.
I tk nubs like you that suck in the jet untill im banned.
ladies and genteman, the fool that wrote this reply is one more reason i stay away from BF2..   thanks alot you asshat moron, noob.... "I tk nubs like you that suck un the jet untill im banned"
Computer_Guy
Member
+54|6961
Holding the Havoc on sharqi till the round ends, not killing anyone or having a gunner.
Gamematt
Stocking ur medpacks
+135|6926|Groningen, The Netherlands

cowami wrote:

My friend did something even stupider, though. He went on a K&P server, saw the admin sitting in an APC, planted C4 on it, and blew the admin straight to hell. Moments later, the admins says "WHO THE HELL DID THAT?", naturally not looking at the upper left corner of the screen.
For some reason I cant stop laughing at that
Tell your friend I'm stealing his idea, gotta do that too

@David.Podedworny: lol can we get a name xD??

----
My Biggest act of Smacktardary would be:
after getting owned by a team of 4 guys tank/apc whoring karkand
I switched to their team and took commander position....then "accidentally" I artyied them a few times
getting 11 tks in 1 arty once (to the 9 guys that weren't supposed to die, im truly sorry)

I think the best arty was the one on the friendly usmc tank spawn right after I saw the usmc tank getting killed (although it was the only arty that didnt kill anyone that whole round)
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6939|Florida, United States

Computer_Guy wrote:

Holding the Havoc on sharqi till the round ends, not killing anyone or having a gunner.
So it was YOU who was holding me hostage!
David.P
Banned
+649|6538

Gamematt wrote:

@David.Podedworny: lol can we get a name xD??
Nope sorry but i'll give you a hint. It's has the same letters/numbers as the asterik's in my original post.
LightBred
Member
+0|6461
i punish every tk... if someone purposely tks me i force tk until they get kicked....
The_Killer
Banned
+113|6789|dunno

specialistx2324 wrote:

The_Killer wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

Mines was 10 minutes ago. On my asshole account(Which shall remain nameless since i use it to piss some people here that i dont like) I was on wake as american, I was going for the f-35b when somebody tk'ed me for it, I call the guy out and start a kick vote against him, He tells me that it will never work then i say i'll get an admin to ban you! The game freezes and this big warning comes down.

"Do not fuck with me ********* I am an admin!"

So i stfu and play, Next round starts i'm chinese got my f2000 i'm heading for the heli to take to the carrier and flash the guys waiting for planes, When the top screen says the guy is tk'ing people for the j-10. So i decide to teach him a lesson. As he's taking off i whip out a flash, Nade the runway and blind him. He crashes into a tree i'm laughing my fucken ass off so hard. Then the server freezes and he starts typing. "Allright whoever the fuck did that is getting a perm ban!" He respawns and starts tk'ing again, So i whip out another flash and boom he crashes, Now he's pissed server freezes and he yells "I saw that!" Some guy gets banned for being an asshole!

20 seconds later with my last flashbang i get him again right when he gets in the jet, But this time he takes off and in the air i'm watching him, It's hilarious hes going up and down up and down, Then he just dives down for some reason and tk's a teammate. Now this is the fucken funny part the server freezes and he kicks like 3 people from the opposite team. The other team says wtf why kick? he says they were disrupting gameplay. So i switch to usmc side get another F2000, I join this squad and we take 3 flags, I'm sneak into airfield with my sl and i'm flashbanging the bastard while he's killing him with the sraw.

My sl gets kicked by him i take my sl's kit and kill him with the last round, Boom i'm kicked. Oh well it was fun while it lasted he did'nt get in the air for enough of a time to score anypoints. At the end he had like -30 something. Now please share your stories.
I tk nubs like you that suck in the jet untill im banned.
ladies and genteman, the fool that wrote this reply is one more reason i stay away from BF2..   thanks alot you asshat moron, noob.... "I tk nubs like you that suck un the jet untill im banned"
I guess you didn't see the sarcasm in that statement.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6630|California

specialistx2324 wrote:

The_Killer wrote:

David.Podedworny wrote:

Mines was 10 minutes ago. On my asshole account(Which shall remain nameless since i use it to piss some people here that i dont like) I was on wake as american, I was going for the f-35b when somebody tk'ed me for it, I call the guy out and start a kick vote against him, He tells me that it will never work then i say i'll get an admin to ban you! The game freezes and this big warning comes down.

"Do not fuck with me ********* I am an admin!"

So i stfu and play, Next round starts i'm chinese got my f2000 i'm heading for the heli to take to the carrier and flash the guys waiting for planes, When the top screen says the guy is tk'ing people for the j-10. So i decide to teach him a lesson. As he's taking off i whip out a flash, Nade the runway and blind him. He crashes into a tree i'm laughing my fucken ass off so hard. Then the server freezes and he starts typing. "Allright whoever the fuck did that is getting a perm ban!" He respawns and starts tk'ing again, So i whip out another flash and boom he crashes, Now he's pissed server freezes and he yells "I saw that!" Some guy gets banned for being an asshole!

20 seconds later with my last flashbang i get him again right when he gets in the jet, But this time he takes off and in the air i'm watching him, It's hilarious hes going up and down up and down, Then he just dives down for some reason and tk's a teammate. Now this is the fucken funny part the server freezes and he kicks like 3 people from the opposite team. The other team says wtf why kick? he says they were disrupting gameplay. So i switch to usmc side get another F2000, I join this squad and we take 3 flags, I'm sneak into airfield with my sl and i'm flashbanging the bastard while he's killing him with the sraw.

My sl gets kicked by him i take my sl's kit and kill him with the last round, Boom i'm kicked. Oh well it was fun while it lasted he did'nt get in the air for enough of a time to score anypoints. At the end he had like -30 something. Now please share your stories.
I tk nubs like you that suck in the jet untill im banned.
ladies and genteman, the fool that wrote this reply is one more reason i stay away from BF2..   thanks alot you asshat moron, noob.... "I tk nubs like you that suck un the jet untill im banned"
Hence the reason I don't pub anymore cause we got noobs crying.
The_Killer
Banned
+113|6789|dunno

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

specialistx2324 wrote:

The_Killer wrote:


I tk nubs like you that suck in the jet untill im banned.
ladies and genteman, the fool that wrote this reply is one more reason i stay away from BF2..   thanks alot you asshat moron, noob.... "I tk nubs like you that suck un the jet untill im banned"
Hence the reason I don't pub anymore cause we got noobs crying.
lol.
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6609|Twyford, UK
Aside from sucking royally for a while?

Recently, it would have to be on Sharqi. I hop down, revive someone, then see the guy that killed him. 'OMGWTF!', I say, and spot him. No reaction. He still hasn't noticed me. So I open fire with the L85, THROUGH the guy I just revived. Burst, headshot, dead. Burst burst looong burst bad guy dies. Revive teammate. 'Sorry, man.'
No punish, no retaliatory kill, no problems.
ATC
Member
+58|7008|...
just goin in kp servers and usin the support kit to own everyone. once i get kicked i move on to the next one.
Jameseyy
Banned
+108|6492|Scotland!

ATC wrote:

just goin in kp servers and usin the support kit to own everyone. once i get kicked i move on to the next one.
You might as well just be stat padding yourself then.

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