Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7235|Dallas
Started my new job on Monday, seemed pretty normal at first, that was until I entered the break room from HEAVEN.

1 Fridge Stocked Full of Bottled Water
1 Fridge Stocked Full of Chocolate/Strawberry/Normal Milk
1 Fridge Stocked Full of Canned Gatorade
1 Vending Machine with Beef Jerky, Chips, Popcorn, Gum, Trail Mix and other assorted goodies
1 Coke machine with Dr. Pepper, Coke, etc.
7 Drawers full of starbucks coffee
A counter top full of Cereal, Ramen Noodles and Oatmeal

AND IT'S ALL FUCKING FREE, EVERY LAST BIT OF IT!!!

Not a dime.  You walk up to one of those vending machines and press a button and something falls out.

But, thats not all.  3 days a week, on Mon, Wed and Fri they cater in food for the entire company.  Yesterday it was from Macoroni Grill, Wed it will be from Black Eyed Pea and I believe Fri will be from Applebee's.  All free of course.

They also allow smoking, which was a definite plus for me, not to mention both of my managers smoke so I can smoke as much as I like within reason.  They have a 6 story parking garage with elevators in it too which is awesome and makes parking quick and painless.  They also don't really have set-hard-core log in, log out times and really aren't that strict on breaks, just as long as there is coverage. 

Ohh, did I mention there is a 40-some-odd inch plasma screen TV with an XBOX 360 hooked up to it for slow or down times?  Yeah.  They also have a "secret room" with a fridge stocked full of redbull. 



I seriously have a boner I need to go torque out.   There really is a Jesus and he loves me after all.
Master*
Banned
+416|6965|United States
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Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6939
I was right, his new job has made him less angry.
Superslim
BF2s Frat Brother
+211|7162|Calgary
Any hot babes that you can "converse with" ??   
Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6798

Good for you. Where is this job of free food and catering? Sign me up.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|7226|United States of America
Where do you work? I need a summer job!
Home
Section.80
+447|7318|Seattle, Washington, USA

Sounds sweet, where are you working and what do you do?
OmniDeath
~
+726|7114

canned gatorade eh?
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7187
I want your job.
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NuShadow
Captain Fantastic
+24|6953|woodbridge, VA

OmniDeath wrote:

canned gatorade eh?
I didn't know they canned that.
fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|6961|Menlo Park, CA
What company are you with?? or if thats too personal, what does your job entail?
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|7016
Your not supposed to eat the inventory at the supermarket.
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Mitch
16 more years
+877|6996|South Florida

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

Your not supposed to eat the inventory at the supermarket.
! ! LOL
15 more years! 15 more years!
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7245|Noizyland

They must've figured out what to do to make sure you won't blow out and kill everyone. Congratulations.
Where is it that you work?
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David.P
Banned
+649|6744
I hate you cougar.
Darkfire
Helping you help yourself
+34|6948| Texas

Miller wrote:

Where do you work? I need a summer job!
And you live in Dallas too? Looks like i need to go sign myself up for a summer job
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6924|Ontario, Canada
After every good thing he listed about the job, he didn't list the actual job.
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7235|Dallas
I do IT work for a debt solution company.
Dersmikner
Member
+147|6969|Texas
I thought I was Elvis for buying lunch for my employees every Friday.

Apparently I suck.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|7033|British Columbia, Canada
If there was a time to be Jealous, it would be now..
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7314|Alberta, Canada

Cougar wrote:

AND IT'S ALL FUCKING FREE, EVERY LAST BIT OF IT!!!
I doubt it. It's probably for the boss.
JackerP
aka S.J.N.P.0717
+21|6748|Mo Val, Cali
It's all free till his ass gets fired for stealing.
2tuff
Positive Karma Here!
+357|7246

Ryan wrote:

Cougar wrote:

AND IT'S ALL FUCKING FREE, EVERY LAST BIT OF IT!!!
I doubt it. It's probably for the boss.
No one needs ur negativity.....cRYAN
Brasso
member
+1,549|7101

lies

Tell me where you work, stat.
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JackerP
aka S.J.N.P.0717
+21|6748|Mo Val, Cali
If it's true you have one tight ass job. I've heard of companies catering several times a week or free bottled water but never together. But obviously there has to be discretion in how much you eat. Because you don't want someone bitching at you about it or gain some weight.

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