If you lost a relative in the Dallas area recently, I wouldn't read this.
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Guy I know has/had cancer. Supposed to be dead by now. All over. He goes for some radical treatment, still alive. Matter of fact, remission. Crazy. He decides to live life to the fullest. Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead.
He decides to go buy a Harley.
I know where you think this is going, but it's worse.
He has never owned one, and has no license. Buys one, puts it on a trailer, and takes it home.
Goes out to a bar at the lake Saturday night and meets a chick. Bike still at home.
She says" wow, you bought a bike? I LOVE bikes."
He asks said chick if she wants to ride on the bike Sunday.
She says yes. They're on the bike, no license, no experience, no helmets.
They're on an overpass next to an 18 wheeler when the suction from the truck and a gust of wind team up and run him up against the concrete embankment that is the wall of the overpass. He scrapes his right knee, keeps the bike up, and doesn't even damage the bike.
He turns around to say "whew that was close" and he doesn't see the girl.
Apparently (according to the guy driving behind them), when they got close to the wall she stuck BOTH hands on the concrete embankment trying to push off or something and the momentum of the bike was still headed forward when she wasn't, and it catapulted her over the rail, head over heels. She dropped 50 feet to her death.
First date. Guy didn't even know her last name until the police told him. You can read about it on DallasNews.com
F-ed up...
By the way, we've had plenty of fun with "man, she fell for him.. hard" and "she went head over heels for him" jokes. Not to him of course, but amongst yourselves you just can't pass this shit up...
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Guy I know has/had cancer. Supposed to be dead by now. All over. He goes for some radical treatment, still alive. Matter of fact, remission. Crazy. He decides to live life to the fullest. Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead.
He decides to go buy a Harley.
I know where you think this is going, but it's worse.
He has never owned one, and has no license. Buys one, puts it on a trailer, and takes it home.
Goes out to a bar at the lake Saturday night and meets a chick. Bike still at home.
She says" wow, you bought a bike? I LOVE bikes."
He asks said chick if she wants to ride on the bike Sunday.
She says yes. They're on the bike, no license, no experience, no helmets.
They're on an overpass next to an 18 wheeler when the suction from the truck and a gust of wind team up and run him up against the concrete embankment that is the wall of the overpass. He scrapes his right knee, keeps the bike up, and doesn't even damage the bike.
He turns around to say "whew that was close" and he doesn't see the girl.
Apparently (according to the guy driving behind them), when they got close to the wall she stuck BOTH hands on the concrete embankment trying to push off or something and the momentum of the bike was still headed forward when she wasn't, and it catapulted her over the rail, head over heels. She dropped 50 feet to her death.
First date. Guy didn't even know her last name until the police told him. You can read about it on DallasNews.com
F-ed up...
By the way, we've had plenty of fun with "man, she fell for him.. hard" and "she went head over heels for him" jokes. Not to him of course, but amongst yourselves you just can't pass this shit up...