r2zoo
Knowledge is power, guard it well
+126|6859|Michigan, USA

daddyofdeath wrote:

Isn't in the airbrake? I think it is.
No, its been explained previously, it is the midflight refueling port, however it doesnt actually exist on the Marine/Navy model F-35B only only on the non STOVL versions.
GunSlinger OIF II
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globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6586|Graz, Austria
You're all wrong.
It's the tactical sign of the standard Martian sub-orbital fighting aircraft.
The engineers at the skunkworks at Area 51 painted it on the hull when they where completing their replica of the 1947 UFO.

Well, when the Martians invade some day, they might mistake the F35Bs for a friendly aircraft and some drunk crop duster pilot can easily approach and steer into the Martian mothership's main weapon.

Edit:
Awww!
Should have read the whole first page. Someone already made a similar Roswell joke...

Last edited by globefish23 (2007-08-09 16:20:02)

Cpt.Snewo
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+4|6384
Actually this picture right here is not an f-35b it and X-35. http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/9/8 … de886d.jpg
l41e
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It's the mark of the devil. If you shoot the center of it the server will crash.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6788|South Florida

san4 wrote:

About a month ago I made a few movies of various aircraft for my 3-year-old nephew who loves planes. While I was putting them together I tried to anticipate questions he might ask, such as why does the F-35B have a booger on its nose and why does it have a strange doodle on its back.

I asked people if they knew why it had the booger and the best answer seemed to be that it is some kind of electronic sensor, and probably just test equipment not on the final production model. (I also got some funny answers, like it is an ass-scratcher or it is used to impale helicopters and infantry, but I think my nephew is too smart to fall for any of those.) I got mercilessly flamed in that thread so it's taken me a full month to recover my fragile self-confidence and post my second question.

What the hell is the design on the back of the F-35B?

http://img28.picoodle.com/img/img28/9/8 … b2b2e3.jpg

The doodle is on the F-35B in real life:

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/9/8 … de886d.jpg

Thoughts?
How do you get the "This game will start when....." thing in the right corner like that instead of across the screen?
15 more years! 15 more years!
san4
The Mas
+311|6951|NYC, a place to live

Cpt.Snewo wrote:

Actually this picture right here is not an f-35b it and X-35. http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/9/8 … de886d.jpg
+1 for noticing that, but now I'm even more confused because I can't find a photo of an F-35B with the doodle on it.

I did find a few relevant pics, however. This refueling photo of an X-35 clearly shows that the doodle indicates the location of the refueling port.

https://img35.picoodle.com/img/img35/9/8/9/f_6401refuelsm_59eba38.jpg

Drawings of the F-35A, B and C, from Lockheed. I don't know what these are supposed to represent, but notice that the F-35A has a funky doodle on its back but the B and C do not. (I combined these three drawings into one pic and added the letters.)

https://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/9/8/9/f_F35ABCsmallm_b6ee4ae.jpg

An X-35C appears to have the design on it, so it doesn't appear to be specific to the X-35B.

https://img28.picoodle.com/img/img28/9/8/9/f_F35Creal573m_7b88c84.jpg

I know what it's used for now, but I am totally confused about which final versions of the F-35 have the design on it (if any).

Last edited by san4 (2007-08-09 20:02:07)

san4
The Mas
+311|6951|NYC, a place to live

Mitch wrote:

How do you get the "This game will start when....." thing in the right corner like that instead of across the screen?
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=43853
1s1k_hellspawn
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+5|6463|in the woods of maine
yes the name is actualy X-35
NickSkull
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+1|6404
It looks like they spilled fuel over the top of it in that first pic...MIND THE PAINT JOB!

[img]http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/9/8/8/f_tbleadlg83m_4de886d.jpg[/img]

Last edited by NickSkull (2007-08-09 19:42:42)

AussieReaper
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k30dxedle wrote:

It's the mark of the devil. If you shoot the center of it the server will crash.
No, your thinkng of the "Icon of Sin" found on Sharqi.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
san4
The Mas
+311|6951|NYC, a place to live

1s1k_hellspawn wrote:

yes the name is actualy X-35
Are the F-35 and X-35 different aircraft?
Bernadictus
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san4 wrote:

1s1k_hellspawn wrote:

yes the name is actualy X-35
Are the F-35 and X-35 different aircraft?
No the X variant is the development version (X as in eXperimental) the F status is given the craft when it enters service/is picked by the military .
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6492|NSW, Australia

looks kinda like a fish with bones, but the bones are weirded ..if u know what i mean
san4
The Mas
+311|6951|NYC, a place to live

Bernadictus wrote:

san4 wrote:

1s1k_hellspawn wrote:

yes the name is actualy X-35
Are the F-35 and X-35 different aircraft?
No the X variant is the development version (X as in eXperimental) the F status is given the craft when it enters service/is picked by the military .
I bet that little details (like the doodle on top) can change while the plane is still in the eXperimental stage. That probably means the photo I posted of an X-35 with the doodle on it doesn't mean the F-35 has it? Karma for anyone who can post a pic of the top of a real-life F-35B showing that the doodle is or isn't there.

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