British women prefer surfing the web to having sex!!!

2007-12-06 19:56:32

#1

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7125

https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00400/woman_computer_400043a.jpg

BRITISH women prefer being online to having sex, according to a new survey.

In the poll of women's preferred leisure pursuits, one in five women said they favour being online over reading (18 per cent), socialising with friends (16 per cent) and watching TV (11 per cent).

And only seven per cent of respondents chose sex as their favourite pastime - on a par with listening to music.

The survey - by online gamer Zylom.com - also showed that 79 per cent of British women play games and puzzles online - overtaking men.

And over half of these women (56 per cent) play for more than eight hours a week compared to 43 per cent of British men.

Leading life coach and psychologist Dr Sally Ann Law said: “Men have never had a problem with using a PlayStation to let off steam and the study proves that now more and more women are using online games to de-stress and chill-out.

"Women feel empowered, they are able to channel various skills including leadership, puzzle-solving and hand-to-eye coordination in a controlled and relaxed atmosphere.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … 548888.ece

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2007-12-06 19:59:01

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mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7135

well women have like 0 sex drive. they probably wanted to come on the internet to see why men are always on. funnily enough, men are on to get exactly what the women are avoiding

2007-12-06 20:01:03

#3

Bull3t: stephen brule; +83|6782

I guess I better get to talking to some hot brit girls!

2007-12-06 20:01:33

#4

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7125

mtb0minime wrote:
well women have like 0 sex drive. they probably wanted to come on the internet to see why men are always on. funnily enough, men are on to get exactly what the women are avoiding

but any way to kind of go off topic a bit would you tap that chick in a pic lol

2007-12-06 20:02:40

#5

G3|Genius: Pope of BF2s; +355|7106|Sea to globally-cooled sea

mtb0minime wrote:
well women have like 0 sex drive. they probably wanted to come on the internet to see why men are always on. funnily enough, men are on to get exactly what the women are avoiding

lol and they have negative sex drive when they're pregnant.

and ohh snap to your third sentence!

2007-12-06 20:03:37

#6

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6925|The Land of Scott Walker

Apparently only 7% of British men are doing it right . . .

2007-12-06 20:16:59

#7

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7135

blademaster wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
well women have like 0 sex drive. they probably wanted to come on the internet to see why men are always on. funnily enough, men are on to get exactly what the women are avoiding
but any way to kind of go off topic a bit would you tap that chick in a pic lol

Hells yeah! I'm gonna print out that pic and cut a big hole in her cleavage so I can titty-fuck her!

And my prediction is that when they conduct this test again, the women will go back to sex. They'll get sick of the internet when they realize that it's just millions of horny men, whereas in their own home it's just one horny man.

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2007-12-06 20:22:56

#8

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7124

mtb0minime wrote:
well women have like 0 sex drive.

you cant honestly believe that.

2007-12-06 20:30:51

#9

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7135

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
well women have like 0 sex drive.
you cant honestly believe that.

heh no of course not. but sex drive (men) >> sex drive (women), therefore sex drive (women) ~ 0 (or "like 0") yes i'm a nerd

2007-12-06 20:39:23

#10

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7242

Hmmmm..

This would explain why I banged so many British chicks when I lived in Hawaii.

2007-12-06 20:44:13

#11

genius_man16: Platinum Star whore; +365|7158|Middle of nowhere

rdx-fx wrote:
GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
well women have like 0 sex drive.
you cant honestly believe that.
Once they've had their 2.2 kids, yes, their sex drive drops to zero.

(To be honest, I only know 2 types of women. The first has ZERO sex drive, the second type are the ones that need to be screwed at least once every day or two. There is very little in-between. 3 guesses which type is more prevalent.....)

lol, yay for having a Type 2 girlfriend!

2007-12-06 21:05:52

#12

TrueMusou: Member; +36|6641|United States Of Hamerica

And I, The Internet, Prefer Sleeping With British Women.

2007-12-06 21:14:05

#13

GR34: Member; +215|7025|ALBERTA> CANADA

Bull3t wrote:
I guess I better get to talking to some hot brit girls!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

i am shure there are sum. But I have never seen any!

2007-12-07 03:51:42

#14

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7218|Massachusetts.

Look at the British men, who can blame them?

2007-12-07 03:53:09

#15

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7130

Well..they should probably be stepping up male sex education in schools if you get my drift.

2007-12-07 05:24:15

#16

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|7133|pimelteror.de

thinking of british men, i understand their preferences..

https://www.interpool.tv/imglib/england_fans2.jpg

2007-12-07 06:36:40

#17

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7171|Devon, England

That's kind of... Badly put.

If the poll was "Surf the Internet or having sex. Which is better?" Then I bet it would have different results.

The 7% that chose sex as a favourite past time are whores.

2007-12-07 06:52:29

#18

psH: Banned; +217|6864|Sydney

lol sex or internets?

2007-12-07 06:57:00

#19

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6944|Tyne & Wear, England

FFLink13 wrote:
The 7% that chose sex as a favourite past time are whores.

God bless them.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2007-12-07 06:58:25

#20

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|7030|CH/BR - in UK

FFLink13 wrote:
That's kind of... Badly put.

If the poll was "Surf the Internet or having sex. Which is better?" Then I bet it would have different results.

The 7% that chose sex as a favourite past time are whores.

Agreed! I have to say that my favorite pastime is playing video games, and not sex, since I don't see my girlfriend too often...

-konfusion

2007-12-07 06:59:32

#21

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6960|Sheffield-England

Bull3t wrote:
I guess I better get to talking to some hot brit girls!

Possibly not the one in the pic

2007-12-07 09:09:40

#22

SizzlingMidget: Member; +39|6780|UK

Also note this survey was taken by online gamer Zylom.com, now the only women that would take this survey and go on that website would probably be female gamers hence the results, either that or i have got this completely wrong.

2007-12-07 09:12:53

#23

d3athwi5h4: insert clever title here; +59|6993|Kickapoo

cablecopulate wrote:
Look at the British men, who can blame them?

Funniest thing I've read today. They must not be hittin' that shit right.

2007-12-07 09:20:04

#24

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6588|Birmingham, UK

Look At Me... I R Byuteeful!

2007-12-07 09:22:29

#25

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7133

Well, this sure is a fun thread. A misleading title, and some pointless statistics.

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