Dragonclaw
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+186|6787|Florida
So my mom has this ritual thing of having a coffee from panera bread every morning. Now since she has some mentality that unless she spends 5 hours getting ready she can not be seen by any human or the world will explode or something. So I end up always buying the coffee for her every morning (I hate coffee). The panera bread is only like a 2 minute drive so she drives me there as usual, I go inside, buy her a coffee and a cinnamon scone for myself. Were on the way home and guess what. The fucking coffee cup tips to the side after a turn and explodes. The thing literally broke in half spraying a full large cup of coffee all over her end of the car. I had to stop myself from laughing and use the napkins I always steal from panera to clean most of the coffee off the dash and seat and shit. It was one of the funnier moments of this month. So now Im sitting here eating my scone while shes cleaning the coffee off the rugs and shit on the car (which is in fact an old 7 seat minivan). Luckily no coffee got on my (or my scone even though the paper bag was nearly soaked) Anyone had similar experiences? Sorry that there will be no pics of the coffee or the car but to appease the masses Ill take a picture of my scone and drink.

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_NL_Lt.EngineerFox
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+219|7012|Golf 1.8 GTI Wolfsburg Edition
Fuck coffee, 1 can of Red Bull = 6 coffee, I have a uber lifestyle
CDK3Y
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red bull tastes like shit.......id go with some hot chocolate!!!!! WOHOO!!!!!!!
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Sucks to be you
HeimdalX
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bf2s: the new myspace for the pre-teen crowd
Simon
basically
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HeimdalX wrote:

bf2s: the new myspace for the pre-teen crowd
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avman633
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lol, i love panera bread. They have some really good food
Stingray24
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This stuff has 3x the amount of caffeine compared to coffee beans.

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Mekstizzle
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That must be well annoying going to the shop every morning...
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Simon wrote:

HeimdalX wrote:

bf2s: the new myspace for the pre-teen crowd
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Ryan
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_NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:

Fuck coffee, 1 can of Red Bull = 6 coffee, I have a uber lifestyle
If you like drinking piss and lemonaids.
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6614|Scotland!
You laugh when people spill coffee?

I wish I was that easily entertained

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jsnipy
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+3,277|7004|...

lol red bull


... look at all those fucking icons on ur desktop

Last edited by jsnipy (2007-12-30 10:39:23)

Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6679|Winland

Go and buy coffee?! I can't stand bought coffee! Goddammit, it's coloured water they sell, not fucking coffee!

Antimatter coffee FTMFW!!!
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Qrite
sup g
+79|6656|Ohio

Dragonclaw wrote:

and use the napkins I always steal from panera
wow. your a badass

arent napkins free anyway...

Last edited by Qrite (2007-12-30 11:30:57)

Monkeyman911
Dun wori, it's K.
+76|6903|California, US
I'm into certain coffee but it's not my thing. I'm into Monster.
RedTwizzler
I do it for the lulz.
+124|7019|Chicago
Scones? Really? Eugh.
Dragonclaw
Member
+186|6787|Florida

jsnipy wrote:

lol red bull


... look at all those fucking icons on ur desktop
Thats not even half of them.

Qrite wrote:

Dragonclaw wrote:

and use the napkins I always steal from panera
wow. your a badass

arent napkins free anyway...
Not when you take the entire stack. Its not meant to be 'badass' anyway.

Monkeyman911 wrote:

I'm into certain coffee but it's not my thing. I'm into Monster.
Monster has fucking bull semen in it.

RedTwizzler wrote:

Scones? Really? Eugh.
Scones > All when made right. If theyre dry then theyre disgusting.

Mek-Izzle wrote:

That must be well annoying going to the shop every morning...
If it wasnt only 2 minutes away it would be much worse. The annoying part is that my mother is such a fucking idiot she wont get her own fucking coffee.

Last edited by Dragonclaw (2007-12-30 12:25:00)

Frogfan105
Member
+18|6481|Your basement
So the woman who WAS IN LABOR FOR YOUR ASS 49 HOURS IS STUPID!!!

No but seriously i wouldn't talk about your mom like that your inheritance might go to your siblings/dog
Dragonclaw
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+186|6787|Florida

Frogfan105 wrote:

So the woman who WAS IN LABOR FOR YOUR ASS 49 HOURS IS STUPID!!!

No but seriously i wouldn't talk about your mom like that your inheritance might go to your siblings/dog
I have no siblings (technically I have a step brother and step sister but I havent seen them since I was 3 and they live in new jersey), and I have no dog, no inheritance either. My parents are poor as shit.

Last edited by Dragonclaw (2007-12-30 16:02:38)

Frogfan105
Member
+18|6481|Your basement
Then, she will "backherintance" to your grandpa or grandma

Edit: isn't poo rich in diseases/E.Coli

Last edited by Frogfan105 (2007-12-30 16:05:55)

KEN-JENNINGS
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One time in college my friend went to McDonalds and asked if I wanted anything.  I told him to get me 2 Sausage McMuffins w/ egg.  He came back and handed me my food - soaked in coffee that had apparently spilled all over the bag.  I hate coffee, but as I was in college with little money (hence going to McD's for breakfast) I ate the soggy Mcmuffins.  A sad start to a promising morning to say the least.

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2007-12-30 16:06:41)

Frogfan105
Member
+18|6481|Your basement
*giggle* Soggy muffins *giggle*
KEN-JENNINGS
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+2,993|7113|949

jsnipy wrote:

... look at all those fucking icons on ur desktop
That's the first thing that came to my mind as well.
Dragonclaw
Member
+186|6787|Florida

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

jsnipy wrote:

... look at all those fucking icons on ur desktop
That's the first thing that came to my mind as well.
Like I said. That isnt even half of them.

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