So my mom has this ritual thing of having a coffee from panera bread every morning. Now since she has some mentality that unless she spends 5 hours getting ready she can not be seen by any human or the world will explode or something. So I end up always buying the coffee for her every morning (I hate coffee). The panera bread is only like a 2 minute drive so she drives me there as usual, I go inside, buy her a coffee and a cinnamon scone for myself. Were on the way home and guess what. The fucking coffee cup tips to the side after a turn and explodes. The thing literally broke in half spraying a full large cup of coffee all over her end of the car. I had to stop myself from laughing and use the napkins I always steal from panera to clean most of the coffee off the dash and seat and shit. It was one of the funnier moments of this month. So now Im sitting here eating my scone while shes cleaning the coffee off the rugs and shit on the car (which is in fact an old 7 seat minivan). Luckily no coffee got on my (or my scone even though the paper bag was nearly soaked) Anyone had similar experiences? Sorry that there will be no pics of the coffee or the car but to appease the masses Ill take a picture of my scone and drink.
