Akward police is akward

2008-01-07 21:04:16

#1

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7205|California

Well, on the way home from desert shoosting today, I was pulled over by one of the fine officers of the California Highway Patrol.

Taillight out, no biggie.

But it was the golden moment... when he shined the maglight into the back seat... Money shot on the face for real.

Spread along my back seat is 2 large caliber rifles, a shotgun, and a handgun... and near 20 boxes of ammunition. And yes, I have permits for all of them. And they were all locked.

So he looks there, looks back to me, looks back to the guns.. And clears his throat.

He asked if I was carrying any weapons

I probably should have gone to jail, because I am not legally allowed to own a handgun, even though I do.

Dunno, he probably called the ATF when he got back to the station.

2008-01-07 21:04:55

#2

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7022|Long Island, New York

You're only lucky bastard...

2008-01-07 21:05:37

#3

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|7055|Portland, OR, USA

nice, I would have shit bricks tbh

2008-01-07 21:09:54

#4

Volatile: Member; +252|7189|Sextupling in Empire

Why were they out to be seen? No cases?

2008-01-07 21:13:28

#5

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7205|California

Volatile wrote:
Why were they out to be seen? No cases?

I don't have actual cases, if you will.

But no, uncovered, because they spend all of their time in the gun safe at home.

2008-01-07 21:23:00

#6

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7192|67.222.138.85

How do you have permits for them if you can't legally have them?

2008-01-07 21:23:41

#7

Rubix-Cubes: Member; +123|7140|UK

stryyker wrote:
Volatile wrote:
Why were they out to be seen? No cases?
I don't have actual cases, if you will.

But no, uncovered, because they spend all of their time in the gun safe at home.

is that in the gun, safe at home???
or

in the gun safe, at home ???

just fucking with ya man, LMFAO ARE YOU CARRYING ANY WEAPONS, you should have said "NO" then when he asked " WELL WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THEN" you should have turned around and SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAMMEDDDD like a girl and said "HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THERE?????!!"

but then i guess he might have shot you then the hole damn joke would have been ruined, and your day !!

thanks for sharing that was funny

2008-01-07 21:24:56

#8

Rubix-Cubes: Member; +123|7140|UK

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
How do you have permits for them if you can't legally have them?

he said he does have permits for them JUST NOT THE HAND GUN, i think i read that correct

2008-01-07 21:27:18

#9

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +698|6775|Washington St.

Everytime I've ever been pulled over they walk up with their hand on their gun, check the back seats before they step to my window (about a foot back mind you, so I can't see or get at them easily if I was planning on attacking them).
I guess they trust you more down there.

2008-01-08 08:26:39

#10

Skorpy-chan: Member; +127|6830|Twyford, UK

From the post, I'd read that he has permits for owning them, even though he shouldn't for the handgun.

I try and act innocent when confronted by the police, because my bag contains a variety of sharp pointy objects. All legal, but just barely.

2008-01-08 08:42:24

#11

-=]NS[=-G.I.Doh: MMMmmmmmm Dooonutz!; +13|6688|Out for donutz!

I was just thinking, say you go to a BF2 costume parts with a few friends from your clan.
"Excuse me sir, do you have any weapons in your vehicle?"
"no sir, just some props for a costume party I went to"
"BLAM!"
"He did say they was props"
"But SARGE! They looked like real guns, not paper mache"
So much for the shoot first ask later.. heh

2008-01-08 08:51:58

#12

bennisboy: Member; +829|7131|Poundland

I reckon you should have looked over you're shoulder at all the guns, slowly turn back to him n said no.

Or just said, well I'm not carrying any cos you should drive with two hands on the wheel, but there's a ton in the back

2008-01-08 11:20:55

#13

maef: Member; +67|7168|Tulln, Austria

So... what happened after the point at which he asked you about the guns?
You said yes and he was like, "Oh, cool. Carry on then."?

Isn't that the most important part of the whole story?

2008-01-08 11:37:06

#14

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6611|So Cal

We have found our new Unabomber

2008-01-08 12:47:05

#15

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7205|California

maef wrote:
So... what happened after the point at which he asked you about the guns?
You said yes and he was like, "Oh, cool. Carry on then."?

Isn't that the most important part of the whole story?

And I quote

"Just wanted to let you know... you have a tail light on your left side... Have a nice evening"

2008-01-08 12:59:32

#16

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|7007

stryyker wrote:
maef wrote:
So... what happened after the point at which he asked you about the guns?
You said yes and he was like, "Oh, cool. Carry on then."?

Isn't that the most important part of the whole story?
And I quote

"Just wanted to let you know... you have a tail light on your left side... Have a nice evening"

wtf lol. you don't want to know what would have happened in georgia.

2008-01-08 18:34:26

#17

Spider1980: #1 Commander; +92|7026|Washington

What state you in? you have to have a permit for rifles?
If there flopping around in the back seat with handguns with the rifles sitting next to ammo, that should have got a police check right there.
It's illegal to have ammo in the same place as your guns here in Washington.
And that cop is retarded to act or seemed scared when the guns are in the back seat and your in the front seeming to be not a threat.
Why would a cop not check you and those guns after seeing so many with ammo next to it.

I've been pulled over with my gun in the back and I told the cop I hade a gun in the back, He said that's fine, just to not take it out.
That was in the back of the jeep out of site.

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2008-01-08 18:40:15

#18

SealXo: Member; +309|7021

Spider1980 wrote:
What state you in? you have to have a permit for rifles?
If there flopping around in the back seat with handguns with the rifles sitting next to ammo, that should have got a police check right there.
It's illegal to hame ammo in the same place as your guns here in Washington.
And that cop is retarded to act or seemed scared when the guns are in the back seat and your in the front seeming to be not a threat.
Why would a cop not check you and those guns after seeing so many with ammo next to it.

I've been pulled over with my gun in the back and I told the cop I hade a gun in the back, He said that's fine, just to take it out.
That was in the back of the jeep out of site.

lulz he siad CHP doood!

CHP in nevada? jaykays

2008-01-08 18:44:58

#19

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7139

I can't believe a CHP didn't question you further. From my experience, those guys are the biggest dicks ever.

2008-01-08 18:46:43

#20

Spider1980: #1 Commander; +92|7026|Washington

mtb0minime wrote:
I can't believe a CHP didn't question you further. From my experience, those guys are the biggest dicks ever.

Aren't the gun laws alot more tuff than most other places?

2008-01-08 18:47:32

#21

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7205|California

mtb0minime wrote:
I can't believe a CHP didn't question you further. From my experience, those guys are the biggest dicks ever.

I don't know.. I expected worse

But then again, my record is cleaner than Jesus's hard drive

Spider1980 wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
I can't believe a CHP didn't question you further. From my experience, those guys are the biggest dicks ever.
Aren't the gun laws alot more tuff than most other places?

Yes.. And I have high capacity magazines for most of the rifles.. A big no-no here

Last edited by stryyker (2008-01-08 18:48:10)

2008-01-08 20:11:08

#22

ATG: Banned; +5,233|7014|Global Command

You're now on the list.

Last edited by ATG (2008-01-08 20:11:20)

2008-01-09 06:51:02

#23

bennisboy: Member; +829|7131|Poundland

stryyker wrote:
But then again, my record is cleaner than Jesus's hard drive

Yeah but that has child porn

2008-01-09 07:02:43

#24

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6948|A W S M F O X

bennisboy wrote:
stryyker wrote:
But then again, my record is cleaner than Jesus's hard drive
Yeah but that has child porn

He's touched many children.

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