Why do people give their kids the most stupid names?

2008-01-13 18:14:27

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Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|7227|United States

Why do people give their kids stupid names?

I was at some arts and crafts center, and this woman was calling for her child, "Dinga, come here now." "Dinga, lets go."

...

WHAT THE FUCK IS "DINGA." Did you SERIOUSLY name your kid "DINGA"?!??

I've heard some stupid names before, like "Chaos" and "Boat", both very stupid, but DINGA? That sounds like some kind of kitten playtoy or something. "Introducing, the new Dinga-Ball."

Your love life will be interesting:

Girl: "Hey baby, so, what's your name?"
You: "Boat"

Those parents should shot.

/rant

So, list some stupid names you've heard.

2008-01-13 18:17:11

#2

Master*: Banned; +416|6981|United States

I mispronounced Dinga as N*gga

2008-01-13 18:17:30

#3

elite3444: The other kid; +24|7123|USA

Archer

i mean its not that bad of a name but its different

my friends...dads...coworkers....sons name is that because his dad is like OBSESSED with RPG games

2008-01-13 18:18:11

#4

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6810|New Haven, CT

They are trying to be unique, but fail.

2008-01-13 18:18:17

#5

Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|7227|United States

Masterstyle wrote:
I mispronounced Dinga as N*gga

Actually, that's what I thought the woman said the first time. Wasn't until she called her kid again that I heard it was "Dinga."

2008-01-13 18:19:20

#6

Jibbles: Rifle Expert; +56|7115|Mexifornia, USA

Black people.

2008-01-13 18:20:00

#7

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7130

whats your name?

2008-01-13 18:20:22

#8

Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|7227|United States

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
whats your name?

Robert.

2008-01-13 18:21:15

#9

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7130

Some people think Bob is pretty fucking retarded

2008-01-13 18:21:51

#10

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7067|the dank(super) side of Oregon

I dont judge people based on the name their asshole parents gave them, that's what skin color is for.

2008-01-13 18:22:30

#11

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7192

I've heard that name before too. It must be from another culture, but there are some pretty stupid names out there. I know 2 people named Gaylord and one person named Gayther. I once saw a parent at a grocery store calling his kid "Popsicle".

2008-01-13 18:22:33

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GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7130

Reciprocity wrote:
I dont judge people based on the name their asshole parents gave them, that's what skin color is for.

that one made me feel all tingly inside

2008-01-13 18:23:59

#13

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6822|Oregon

Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor.
And Shannon Sossamon's kid is named Audio Science.

2008-01-13 18:24:54

#14

Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|7227|United States

djphetal wrote:
Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor.
And Shannon Sossamon's kid is named Audio Science.

Those two are winners.

2008-01-13 18:25:31

#15

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6447|Washington DC

..."Boat?"

2008-01-13 18:26:47

#16

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6775|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

"Shithead"

Pronounced "shih-teed". It was a rather funny moment when a sub in our school thought someone was playing a prank on them.

2008-01-13 18:27:12

#17

NuShadow: Captain Fantastic; +24|6969|woodbridge, VA

HurricaИe wrote:
..."Boat?"

"Enemy Boat Spotted!"

2008-01-13 18:31:06

#18

Drakef: Cheeseburger Logicist; +117|6848|Vancouver

I heard a list on the radio of the most popular boy's names for 2007. I'll try to spell them, but I might get them wrong.

5. Caden
4. Jayden
3. Jacob
2. Ethan
1. Aidan

That's just not cool.

2008-01-13 18:35:45

#19

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7023|Long Island, New York

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow named their kid Apple...

2008-01-13 18:42:20

#20

David.P: Banned; +649|6760

I've known some blackkids with stupid names that are supposed to mean something in native tribe speak, But when looked up it doesn't mean shit. Also some of the names are just stupid because they sound like curse words.

Shi-Landa(Sounds like Shit land)

Mekge(Pronounced Me-gay but we would call him Mr-Gay)

Tutu(Never name your son tutu!)

But the worst had to be Fukee(Pronounced Fucky)

2008-01-13 18:45:49

#21

Djbrown: Member; +129|6982|Adelaide, Aussieland

Bert10099 wrote:
Those parents should shot.

+1

2008-01-13 18:48:45

#22

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7023|Long Island, New York

There's a kid in my school named Howie Yu.

Sound it out.

2008-01-13 18:49:02

#23

G3|Genius: Pope of BF2s; +355|7112|Sea to globally-cooled sea

I know someone named Prity Shetty. She's indian. her name is pretty shitty.

2008-01-13 18:50:53

#24

xBlackPantherx: Grow up, or die; +142|6829|California

Anyone remember that news artical posted on here a while back where a husband won a bet with his wife (he was a huge sports fan) so he got to name the kid whatever he wanted so he name him ESPN?

I also remember a news artical about Mr. and Mrs. Morrow. They named their daughter Tu...

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2008-01-13 18:54:08

#25

HITNRUNXX: Member; +220|7196|Oklahoma City

The worst name I have come across to date was "Jizonia" (Pronounced Jizz On Ya). I kid you not.
I told a co-worker at the time "I wonder how she got her name? You just know her daddy told her momma 'That ain't my kid! I pulled out! I Jizz on ya, not in ya!!!' and then the mamma said 'Jizonia.... what a pretty name!'"

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