CoronadoSEAL
pics or it didn't happen
+207|6947|USA
https://www.biogenuix.com/images/banner_clinical_trial.jpg

Prism Research is home to a 52 bed clinical trial facility where people like you and me voluntarily subject ourselves to drugs never before been tested on humans.
lolwut

just like the rest of us, i'm looking to get rich quick.  this time the trade-off for my motivation (more time off this summer) can come at the price of ...well, nobody really knows. 

the risk depends greatly on the details of each specific trial, but generally, the more $$ i want, the more risk there is and the longer i have to stay; and the longer i stay (lets say a two-week, $3,300 trial) the greater the risk for side-effects.

the staff will monitor my health more than once a day, and depending on the trial, i will be given specific meals and be under a more close, detailed watch.

so...
i'm in a bit of a predicament.
the pay looks good (about $250 a day for two weeks).  the possible side-effects don't (i'm looking into it via emails/phone calls).

i have to stay at the facility in their bunks and living room (pics below), but i get phone/internet access and such, so my rat cage doesn't look too much like a rat cage, but still. 

my question to you all is this: what do you think?  worth it?  not worth it?  need more info?  and if you feel like debating moral issues, go right ahead.
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Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7070|Your moms bedroom
dibbss on top bunk
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6981|Scotland
My dad does this. Says it's fine but ask what the risk factor is. Make sure it's under 5%
Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|7074|Ohio
go for it.
whats the worst that can happen?*

*besides death
jord
Member
+2,382|7108|The North, beyond the wall.
Good idea, looks like a pretty good place. Wonder why homeless people don't do it...?
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7070|Your moms bedroom

jord wrote:

Good idea, looks like a pretty good place. Wonder why homeless people don't do it...?
they probably do
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6981|Scotland

jord wrote:

Good idea, looks like a pretty good place. Wonder why homeless people don't do it...?
Too busy begging and trying to find food to use the internet I guess lol.
Ghandi767
Member
+17|7052|Hanging in the Balance
Bring your PC and play video games... duh...
G3|Genius
Pope of BF2s
+355|7056|Sea to globally-cooled sea
I wouldn't do it...it seems foolish, tbh.....
CoronadoSEAL
pics or it didn't happen
+207|6947|USA

G3|Genius wrote:

I wouldn't do it...it seems foolish, tbh.....
reason it seems foolish?
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|7149|Scotland
if it goes wrong, it's just not worth it imo...


mhm.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7079

A mate of mine has been twice now I think, and so long as you don't mind needles (they take a LOT of blood samples) you should be ok. My mate said his arms felt bruised they took so many. He said it could be a little boring, but fine other than that. The money certainly made it worth his while.
MrCookie
good times
+31|6427|In a wheelchair.
do it!! loads of cash!!!

edit: oh and if u get sick or somthing... sue them for more cash!!

Last edited by MrCookie (2008-02-04 11:53:02)

Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6956|Milkystania, yurop
Nice knowing you, say hi to your threeheaded bum when it grows out
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6981|Scotland

MrCookie wrote:

do it!! loads of cash!!!

edit: oh and if u get sick or somthing... sue them for more cash!!
Lmao if you think you could sue them.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7162|St. Andrews / Oslo

lol, I doubt that would be legal in Norway
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IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6920|Northern California
Yeah, do it!  "What's the worst that can happen?"   (famous last words)
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Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|7004|London
MrCookie
good times
+31|6427|In a wheelchair.

White-Fusion wrote:

MrCookie wrote:

do it!! loads of cash!!!

edit: oh and if u get sick or somthing... sue them for more cash!!
Lmao if you think you could sue them.
darn u right...
its ur choice...
CoronadoSEAL
pics or it didn't happen
+207|6947|USA
*gasp*
i will have 24 hour surveillance and medical coverage available with this company, but anything could happen.  i know a guy who went thru this already; and believe it or not, he's about to do another one...

edit: i hope i'm the placebo!, highlight

Last edited by CoronadoSEAL (2008-02-04 14:04:43)

Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6971|Texas - Bigger than France

CoronadoSEAL wrote:

*gasp*
i will have 24 hour surveillance and medical coverage available with this company, but anything could happen.  i know a guy who went thru this already; and believe it or not, he's about to do another one...

edit: i hope i'm the placebo!
lol - a thought:

New drug cures cancer!!!

Possible side effects from drug trial, as noted from 24 hour surveillance: Chronic masturbation.

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