So im sitting at dinner tonight, and I overhear my dad, talking about only 4 or 5 stiches...
So I asked, "who go stitches now?"
and he replied, "Dru (my brother) just got some stitches taken out..."
So, I asked why
He told me my brothers hand got cut up (uh, no shit.)
So, I then asked, "How did he get his hand cut up?"
He calmly replied, "Well, Dru tried cleaning the blender while it was still plugged into the wall"
I just burst out laughing....
I imagined him standing there, elbow deep in the pitcher, cleaning the blender with frustration, with the cord plugged into the wall
Then I imagined the person doing the stitches, "Now, how did you get this?" and I imagine him, knowing it was a stupid ass thing to do, explaining why he would stick his hand in a blender while it was plugged into the wall.
My brother is okay, just a few stitches, and some lolscars
~~~ Posted for the lulz
So I asked, "who go stitches now?"
and he replied, "Dru (my brother) just got some stitches taken out..."
So, I asked why
He told me my brothers hand got cut up (uh, no shit.)
So, I then asked, "How did he get his hand cut up?"
He calmly replied, "Well, Dru tried cleaning the blender while it was still plugged into the wall"
I just burst out laughing....
I imagined him standing there, elbow deep in the pitcher, cleaning the blender with frustration, with the cord plugged into the wall
Then I imagined the person doing the stitches, "Now, how did you get this?" and I imagine him, knowing it was a stupid ass thing to do, explaining why he would stick his hand in a blender while it was plugged into the wall.
My brother is okay, just a few stitches, and some lolscars
~~~ Posted for the lulz