GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6700|Phoenix, AZ
So im sitting at dinner tonight, and I overhear my dad, talking about only 4 or 5 stiches...


So I asked, "who go stitches now?"


and he replied, "Dru (my brother) just got some stitches taken out..."

So, I asked why

He told me my brothers hand got cut up (uh, no shit.)



So, I then asked, "How did he get his hand cut up?"

He calmly replied, "Well, Dru tried cleaning the blender while it was still plugged into the wall"



I just burst out laughing....

I imagined him standing there, elbow deep in the pitcher, cleaning the blender with frustration, with the cord plugged into the wall

Then I imagined the person doing the stitches, "Now, how did you get this?" and I imagine him, knowing it was a stupid ass thing to do, explaining why he would stick his hand in a blender while it was plugged into the wall.





My brother is okay, just a few stitches, and some lolscars

~~~ Posted for the lulz
Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6465|Halifax, West Yorkshire
Same thing happened to my mates mum. Pretty nasty but lulzy at the same time.
{M5}Sniper3
Typical white person.
+389|7240|San Antonio, Texas
Ouch.
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6442|Washington DC
YA it does dude... studies show that families with occurences like that tend to get AIDS (synthesized by their medulla oblongota and endoplasmic reticulum). Scary shit.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7121|Your moms bedroom

GodFather wrote:

"Does this mean my family has bad genes?"
no

just bloody ones

Last edited by Locoloki (2008-03-06 22:46:17)

kripp
Member
+42|7222|Florida (305)

Locoloki wrote:

GodFather wrote:

"Does this mean my family has bad genes?"
no

just bloody ones
Kinda made me chuckle, that doesnt happen very often.
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6611|North Tonawanda, NY

HurricaИe wrote:

YA it does dude... studies show that families with occurences like that tend to get AIDS (synthesized by their medulla oblongota and endoplasmic reticulum). Scary shit.
Hey look!  There's a gullible on the ceiling!
Reciprocity
Member
+721|7061|the dank(super) side of Oregon
no.

Red hair, fair skin, freckles, and allergies are the most reliable indicators of bad genes.
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6700|Phoenix, AZ

HurricaИe wrote:

YA it does dude... studies show that families with occurences like that tend to get AIDS (synthesized by their medulla oblongota and endoplasmic reticulum). Scary shit.
Oh noes!

where do i get tested??

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