I think this is taking confidence a little too far.

2008-03-13 14:55:24

#1

Bagel_Bites: Member; +14|6408

My buddy and I were talking about confidence today. We got into an argument about which us two is the most ballsy. We kept going back and fourth 1-upping each other with examples of stuff we've done. Then he said something that put me at a loss for words:

"I sometimes don't wipe after taking a number 2."

WHAT!? And at that point I knew he was serious when he tried to justify it:

"Yeah, dude. I can tell if it's gonna leave a mess or not. If I *know* there's not going to be, I'm confident enough to not even wipe."

Personally, I find this to be absurd. You have to HAVE to wipe at least once to check, amiright?

So, when have you guys taken confidence a little too far?

2008-03-13 17:44:55

#2

skipper2666: Go Canucks Go!; +13|6795|Canada BC

Wtf that is a pathetic way to argue about confidence.

2008-03-13 17:46:52

#3

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6442|Washington DC

In defense of your friend... why waste ammo when you know the enemy's retreated?

2008-03-13 17:48:02

#4

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6633|what

skipper2666 wrote:
Wtf that is a pathetic way to argue about confidence.

Yeah. The sensible way would be to play chicken on a busy road.

2008-03-13 17:49:03

#5

cospengle: Member; +140|6967|Armidale, NSW, Australia

Well if he's confident, then I guess he's confident. I'll stick to checking...

2008-03-13 17:49:23

#6

soldevilla13: SuperFly; +21|7202|oregon

WTF!!! that's absolutely rediculous, that's when you should just leave the conversation, haha. Why wouldnt you at least check? ugh, why oh why...

2008-03-13 17:49:42

#7

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|7030|CH/BR - in UK

...TMI? I mean, I do agree with you, but... why post this?

-konfusion

2008-03-13 17:51:44

#8

Major.League.Infidel: Make Love and War; +303|6958|Communist Republic of CA, USA

You guys don't have nothin'. Spoiler (highlight to read):
My shit don't stink.

Last edited by Major.League.Infidel (2008-03-13 17:52:08)

2008-03-13 17:52:07

#9

clogar: damn ain't it great to be a laxer; +32|6436|Minnesota

i wouldn't consider that confidence

2008-03-13 17:52:31

#10

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|7197|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

And that one time his confidence fails him will be when he's about to lose his virginity...
the girl sees the underwear, the fresh brown smear, and runs out of the room screaming bloody murder.

2008-03-13 17:58:17

#11

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,993|7112|949

I once had a buddy who denied he looked after he wiped.

2008-03-13 18:00:32

#12

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7113

Major.League.Infidel wrote:
You guys don't have nothin'. Spoiler (highlight to read):
My shit don't stink.

You pretty much told us you've smelt your shit.

GG

2008-03-13 18:03:20

#13

Black Amethyst: Member; +1|6418

HurricaИe wrote:
In defense of your friend... why waste ammo when you know the enemy's retreated?

....

2008-03-13 18:05:13

#14

r'Eeee: That's how I roll, BITCH!; +311|6929

Gooners wrote:
Major.League.Infidel wrote:
You guys don't have nothin'. Spoiler (highlight to read):
My shit don't stink.
You pretty much told us you've smelt your shit.

GG

2008-03-13 18:07:45

#15

geNius: ..!.,; +144|6922|SoCal

konfusion wrote:
why post this?

https://srejects.com/genius/srejects.png

2008-03-13 18:08:20

#16

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6442|Washington DC

Gooners wrote:
Major.League.Infidel wrote:
You guys don't have nothin'. Spoiler (highlight to read):
My shit don't stink.
You pretty much told us you've smelt your shit.

GG

if you're a real man, your shit is potent enough to reach your olfactory senses when you stand up to wipe

2008-03-13 18:08:54

#17

Major.League.Infidel: Make Love and War; +303|6958|Communist Republic of CA, USA

Gooners wrote:
Major.League.Infidel wrote:
You guys don't have nothin'. Spoiler (highlight to read):
My shit don't stink.
You pretty much told us you've smelt your shit.

GG

So you mean to tell me you've never taken a shit, and then realized that the space you were occupying promptly began to reek?

2008-03-13 18:09:46

#18

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7120|Your moms bedroom

your confusing confidence with stupidity

if you want to one-up him, hit on his mom by telling her she has the finest ass you have ever seen

BF2S Forums I think this is taking confidence a little too far.

skipper2666 wrote:

Major.League.Infidel wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:

Gooners wrote:

Major.League.Infidel wrote:

konfusion wrote:

Gooners wrote:

Major.League.Infidel wrote:

Gooners wrote:

Major.League.Infidel wrote:

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