My buddy and I were talking about confidence today. We got into an argument about which us two is the most ballsy. We kept going back and fourth 1-upping each other with examples of stuff we've done. Then he said something that put me at a loss for words:
"I sometimes don't wipe after taking a number 2."
WHAT!? And at that point I knew he was serious when he tried to justify it:
"Yeah, dude. I can tell if it's gonna leave a mess or not. If I *know* there's not going to be, I'm confident enough to not even wipe."
Personally, I find this to be absurd. You have to HAVE to wipe at least once to check, amiright?
So, when have you guys taken confidence a little too far?
"I sometimes don't wipe after taking a number 2."
WHAT!? And at that point I knew he was serious when he tried to justify it:
"Yeah, dude. I can tell if it's gonna leave a mess or not. If I *know* there's not going to be, I'm confident enough to not even wipe."
Personally, I find this to be absurd. You have to HAVE to wipe at least once to check, amiright?
So, when have you guys taken confidence a little too far?