Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6609|Carnoustie, Scotland
And I have a condom, which I have blown up.
What should I do with it.

I'll explain why I have it and not used it if anyone gives a crap.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|7006|Global Command
Try to fit your head in it.


Or, imagine what they are really used for and stand in the open front door and fapfapfapfap
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7109

Write BF2s on it with a permanent marker, and put it on your head, Than fap your head.

Shit ATG beat me to it

Last edited by Gooners (2008-04-03 17:10:48)

Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6609|Carnoustie, Scotland

ATG wrote:

Try to fit your head in it.


Or, imagine what they are really used for and stand in the open front door and fapfapfapfap
I've already had my head in it tonight, luby hair and everything.

As for the second thing, is that you giving a crap or insulting me?

No magic marker in my room, and gtfo if you think I'm moving.

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-04-03 17:11:25)

Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7015|Long Island, New York
Sneak up behind your mom and pop it.

Then yell "HOLY SHIT GET DOWN".

Oh, and tape it.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6674|Winland

Fill condom with water. Place/hang at strategic location. Profit.

I once hung a water-filled condom at our door. People would bang into it, it'd swing and hit them in the head again.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7109

Fart into it, and then pop it infront of someones face.
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6609|Carnoustie, Scotland

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Fill condom with water. Place/hang at strategic location. Profit.

I once hung a water-filled condom at our door. People would bang into it, it'd swing and hit them in the head again.
I like that.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7320|Alberta, Canada

Fill it with vanilla pudding, put it in your mouth, and slide your fingers down it so the pudding ends up in your mouth.

Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.
1stSFOD-Delta
Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales
+376|6455|Blue Mountain State

Ryan wrote:

Fill it with vanilla pudding, put it in your mouth, and slide your fingers down it so the pudding ends up in your mouth.

Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.
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Baba Booey
chaosdragon001
Whee
+53|6986|Los Angeles, California

1stSFOD-Delta wrote:

Ryan wrote:

Fill it with vanilla pudding, put it in your mouth, and slide your fingers down it so the pudding ends up in your mouth.

Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.
GorillaKing798
Too legit to quit
+48|6592|Tampa, Florida
Put it over a gas source and then light it, the kids in chemistry do that all the time, we hear the teacher scream every time they explode.
killer21
Because f*ck you that's why.
+400|7068|Reisterstown, MD

I am amazed at all the ridiculous threads you make.  Just astounding.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|7049

Flour + water

Choose target

Throw

Make awsm face
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|7047|Portland, OR, USA

chaosdragon001 wrote:

1stSFOD-Delta wrote:

Ryan wrote:

Fill it with vanilla pudding, put it in your mouth, and slide your fingers down it so the pudding ends up in your mouth.

Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|7006|Global Command

Funky_Finny wrote:

ATG wrote:

Try to fit your head in it.


Or, imagine what they are really used for and stand in the open front door and fapfapfapfap
I've already had my head in it tonight, luby hair and everything.

As for the second thing, is that you giving a crap or insulting me?

No magic marker in my room, and gtfo if you think I'm moving.
Just saying, that's wut Ide do ifn I was boored.

I keep telling her; ' lick 'em, don't suck 'em...' but she doesn't listen, and so my dingleberries ache.

You just can't win.
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6763|eng

ATG wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

ATG wrote:

Try to fit your head in it.


Or, imagine what they are really used for and stand in the open front door and fapfapfapfap
I've already had my head in it tonight, luby hair and everything.

As for the second thing, is that you giving a crap or insulting me?

No magic marker in my room, and gtfo if you think I'm moving.
Just saying, that's wut Ide do ifn I was boored.

I keep telling her; ' lick 'em, don't suck 'em...' but she doesn't listen, and so my dingleberries ache.

You just can't win.
Sir, may I ask how much alcohol you have consumed in the last 6 hours? And can I see your driver's license?
#rekt
Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6820
So? What happened to the condom and your boredom?
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theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7227

Ryan wrote:

Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.


And while i was looking for this clip, I found the REAL Alan Partridge!

Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6461|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Sisco10 wrote:

So? What happened to the condom and your boredom?
My guess is he fapped and then ate it.
Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6820

Ollie wrote:

Sisco10 wrote:

So? What happened to the condom and your boredom?
My guess is he fapped and then ate it.
LMFAO!!!

+1 to you sir!

lol, already karma'd you today. Gotta wait until tomorrow

Last edited by Sisco10 (2008-04-04 01:44:41)

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Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6461|Halifax, West Yorkshire
Foiled!
Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6820
Here is your karma! I always pay my debts

I´m still laughing tbh.

btw. bump

Last edited by Sisco10 (2008-04-05 00:27:18)

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