And I have a condom, which I have blown up.
What should I do with it.
I'll explain why I have it and not used it if anyone gives a crap.
What should I do with it.
I'll explain why I have it and not used it if anyone gives a crap.
Try to fit your head in it.
Or, imagine what they are really used for and stand in the open front door and fapfapfapfap
Or, imagine what they are really used for and stand in the open front door and fapfapfapfap
Write BF2s on it with a permanent marker, and put it on your head, Than fap your head.
Shit ATG beat me to it
Shit ATG beat me to it
Last edited by Gooners (2008-04-03 17:10:48)
I've already had my head in it tonight, luby hair and everything.ATG wrote:
Try to fit your head in it.
Or, imagine what they are really used for and stand in the open front door and fapfapfapfap
As for the second thing, is that you giving a crap or insulting me?
No magic marker in my room, and gtfo if you think I'm moving.
Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-04-03 17:11:25)
Sneak up behind your mom and pop it.
Then yell "HOLY SHIT GET DOWN".
Oh, and tape it.
Then yell "HOLY SHIT GET DOWN".
Oh, and tape it.
Fill condom with water. Place/hang at strategic location. Profit.
I once hung a water-filled condom at our door. People would bang into it, it'd swing and hit them in the head again.
I once hung a water-filled condom at our door. People would bang into it, it'd swing and hit them in the head again.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Fart into it, and then pop it infront of someones face.
I like that.Freezer7Pro wrote:
Fill condom with water. Place/hang at strategic location. Profit.
I once hung a water-filled condom at our door. People would bang into it, it'd swing and hit them in the head again.
Fill it with vanilla pudding, put it in your mouth, and slide your fingers down it so the pudding ends up in your mouth.
Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.
Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.
Ryan wrote:
Fill it with vanilla pudding, put it in your mouth, and slide your fingers down it so the pudding ends up in your mouth.
Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.
Baba Booey
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
Ryan wrote:
Fill it with vanilla pudding, put it in your mouth, and slide your fingers down it so the pudding ends up in your mouth.
Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.
Put it over a gas source and then light it, the kids in chemistry do that all the time, we hear the teacher scream every time they explode.
I am amazed at all the ridiculous threads you make. Just astounding.
Flour + water
Choose target
Throw
Make awsm face
Choose target
Throw
Make awsm face
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chaosdragon001 wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
Ryan wrote:
Fill it with vanilla pudding, put it in your mouth, and slide your fingers down it so the pudding ends up in your mouth.
Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.
Just saying, that's wut Ide do ifn I was boored.Funky_Finny wrote:
I've already had my head in it tonight, luby hair and everything.ATG wrote:
Try to fit your head in it.
Or, imagine what they are really used for and stand in the open front door and fapfapfapfap
As for the second thing, is that you giving a crap or insulting me?
No magic marker in my room, and gtfo if you think I'm moving.
I keep telling her; ' lick 'em, don't suck 'em...' but she doesn't listen, and so my dingleberries ache.
You just can't win.
Sir, may I ask how much alcohol you have consumed in the last 6 hours? And can I see your driver's license?ATG wrote:
Just saying, that's wut Ide do ifn I was boored.Funky_Finny wrote:
I've already had my head in it tonight, luby hair and everything.ATG wrote:
Try to fit your head in it.
Or, imagine what they are really used for and stand in the open front door and fapfapfapfap
As for the second thing, is that you giving a crap or insulting me?
No magic marker in my room, and gtfo if you think I'm moving.
I keep telling her; ' lick 'em, don't suck 'em...' but she doesn't listen, and so my dingleberries ache.
You just can't win.
#rekt
So? What happened to the condom and your boredom?
Ryan wrote:
Then at the end, pull it out and rub it over your face.
And while i was looking for this clip, I found the REAL Alan Partridge!
My guess is he fapped and then ate it.Sisco10 wrote:
So? What happened to the condom and your boredom?
LMFAO!!!Ollie wrote:
My guess is he fapped and then ate it.Sisco10 wrote:
So? What happened to the condom and your boredom?
+1 to you sir!
lol, already karma'd you today. Gotta wait until tomorrow
Last edited by Sisco10 (2008-04-04 01:44:41)
Foiled!
Here is your karma! I always pay my debts
I´m still laughing tbh.
btw. bump
I´m still laughing tbh.
btw. bump
Last edited by Sisco10 (2008-04-05 00:27:18)