Disclaimer: this thread was written in retaliation to one posted by Teflon Shadow. Read the original work http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=102093, if you want.
Read the following letter to the citizens of the United States, their allies, and the other nations of the world. Tell me why you agree with the stance of this speaker or why you oppose the US from starting a plan like this.
Read the following letter to the citizens of the United States, their allies, and the other nations of the world. Tell me why you agree with the stance of this speaker or why you oppose the US from starting a plan like this.
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat in Iraq has been completed.
Since congress and the American people do not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is not complete, but we still should leave.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq this action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict hoping to get a good slice of the cake. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains nations that consider this war a huge mistake. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid ceases immediately and indefinitely, even to Israel, so forget 'bout the 6 billion next year, coz we need them at home. The money saved during the first 10 years will hardly pay for the costs of the Iraqi war...
The American people are no longer going to pour money into pther countries until things are fixed at home.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth, like we did with OBL. And that includes Saudi Arabia. No more soup for you.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Come here, and maybe we will invade Iran, just kidding.
I am sending my apologies to France , Germany , and Russia. You all were right, comrades. And we are not using the veto in the SC to help Israel anymore.
I have instructed to begin towing any vehicle of any politician with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. You were right too. My apologies to you dear neighbor.
Mexico is also on List 2. Apologies. Nevertheless, we need to improve border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now, since it only helps the US.
We are tired of the one-way highway. We think we can't continue to undermine other countries sovereignity just because we need their resources. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come.. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, we'll hear any solution you have to the global warming problem, but we need to use our oil in Alaska.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "We should have done this before, I apologize again".
Nearly a century of trying to screw folks from all around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. We were wrong about Iraq, and we made you follow us, we are terrible sorry. Apologies.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: Apologies.
God bless America Thank you and good night.
Last edited by sergeriver (2008-05-29 14:37:08)