Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|7035|USA

For me. Probably the gentlest wakeup I've ever had. Perfect fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cablecopulate
Member
+449|7201|Massachusetts.
My alarm.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7001|Long Island, New York
I love that song. The whole album's kickass. +1.

For me...the radio was on and was playing this:

Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7129|NT, like Mick Dundee

A four year old poking me in the eye and asking for me to put a movie on for him.

Little shit. It was 5:30am. FIVE FUCKING THIRTY. He might be almost like a little bro to me but ffs.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Goven
/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
+125|6944|Purdue
My annoying cell phone alarm :b Had to get up for football practice (not soccer)
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6983|Adelaide, South Australia

cablecopulate wrote:

My alarm.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7104|Your moms bedroom
a kiss
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7001|Long Island, New York

Locoloki wrote:

a kiss
dogs don't count
i g
Banned
+876|6328|GA

Poseidon wrote:

Locoloki wrote:

a kiss
dogs don't count
neither do moms
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7104|Your moms bedroom

Poseidon wrote:

Locoloki wrote:

a kiss
dogs don't count
that would be pretty freaky if it was a dog, cause we dont own one
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7307|Alberta, Canada

Nothing. I just woke up and had some toast.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7096|949

My ex-girlfriends ass.  We were spooning.
i g
Banned
+876|6328|GA

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

My ex-girlfriends ass.  We were spooning.
why ex?
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6428|London, England

Ryan wrote:

Nothing. I just woke up and had some toast.
Good idea
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Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7104|Your moms bedroom

i g wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

My ex-girlfriends ass.  We were spooning.
why ex?
by spooning do you mean 69ing?? cause it must be a huge ass if not
Blehm98
conservative hatemonger
+150|6927|meh-land
I woke up at 2, let my dog out

woke up at 5, and decided to turn my music off

woke up again at 7, and decided to stay in bed until my mom came in at 7:30 to tell me to get up

i got up, waited for her to finish her shower, took mine, and my day began

tbh
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7096|949

Locoloki wrote:

i g wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

My ex-girlfriends ass.  We were spooning.
why ex?
by spooning do you mean 69ing?? cause it must be a huge ass if not
It didn't work out.

Yes, her ass was the first thing I woke up to.  No, it wasn't in my face.
TravisC555
Member
+118|6683|Cox Convention Center, OK
My circadian rhythm.
Runs_with_sciss0rs
Well butter my buscuit
+121|6655|14072
My neighbors annoying kitten meowing to get into my bedroom
ReTox
Member
+100|6963|State of RETOXification
The shrill earth shattering Banshee type wail of my alarm clock.... one of these days I will kill that possessed fucking thing.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6829|California
eq
usmarine2
Banned
+233|6254|Dublin, Ohio
a hangover
i g
Banned
+876|6328|GA

usmarine2 wrote:

a hangover
sucks to your assmar
usmarine2
Banned
+233|6254|Dublin, Ohio

i g wrote:

usmarine2 wrote:

a hangover
sucks to your assmar
i leikes it yo
GCFC
Davide Santon
+45|6393|NY/CT

i g wrote:

usmarine2 wrote:

a hangover
sucks to your assmar
that book was annoying

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