For me. Probably the gentlest wakeup I've ever had. Perfect fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For me. Probably the gentlest wakeup I've ever had. Perfect fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My alarm.
I love that song. The whole album's kickass. +1.
For me...the radio was on and was playing this:
For me...the radio was on and was playing this:
A four year old poking me in the eye and asking for me to put a movie on for him.
Little shit. It was 5:30am. FIVE FUCKING THIRTY. He might be almost like a little bro to me but ffs.
Little shit. It was 5:30am. FIVE FUCKING THIRTY. He might be almost like a little bro to me but ffs.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
My annoying cell phone alarm :b Had to get up for football practice (not soccer)
cablecopulate wrote:
My alarm.
a kiss
dogs don't countLocoloki wrote:
a kiss
neither do momsPoseidon wrote:
dogs don't countLocoloki wrote:
a kiss
that would be pretty freaky if it was a dog, cause we dont own onePoseidon wrote:
dogs don't countLocoloki wrote:
a kiss
Nothing. I just woke up and had some toast.
My ex-girlfriends ass. We were spooning.
why ex?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
My ex-girlfriends ass. We were spooning.
Good ideaRyan wrote:
Nothing. I just woke up and had some toast.
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by spooning do you mean 69ing?? cause it must be a huge ass if noti g wrote:
why ex?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
My ex-girlfriends ass. We were spooning.
I woke up at 2, let my dog out
woke up at 5, and decided to turn my music off
woke up again at 7, and decided to stay in bed until my mom came in at 7:30 to tell me to get up
i got up, waited for her to finish her shower, took mine, and my day began
tbh
woke up at 5, and decided to turn my music off
woke up again at 7, and decided to stay in bed until my mom came in at 7:30 to tell me to get up
i got up, waited for her to finish her shower, took mine, and my day began
tbh
It didn't work out.Locoloki wrote:
by spooning do you mean 69ing?? cause it must be a huge ass if noti g wrote:
why ex?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
My ex-girlfriends ass. We were spooning.
Yes, her ass was the first thing I woke up to. No, it wasn't in my face.
My circadian rhythm.
My neighbors annoying kitten meowing to get into my bedroom
The shrill earth shattering Banshee type wail of my alarm clock.... one of these days I will kill that possessed fucking thing.
eq
a hangover
sucks to your assmarusmarine2 wrote:
a hangover
i leikes it yoi g wrote:
sucks to your assmarusmarine2 wrote:
a hangover
that book was annoyingi g wrote:
sucks to your assmarusmarine2 wrote:
a hangover