Well do you? Especially when you find it 2 feet away from the place you started. -_-
Yes, I killed myself once because I couldn't find the remote when I needed to turn over to watch 'The Most Amazing TV Program In The World'.
Fortunately, God sent me back.
The remote had somehow slid under my leg and I was too lazy to stand up.
Imagine my surprise, and relief, as the jolt to my body from my soul re-implanted itself caused my legs to twitch and the remote to pop out of its hiding place!
Fortunately, God sent me back.
The remote had somehow slid under my leg and I was too lazy to stand up.
Imagine my surprise, and relief, as the jolt to my body from my soul re-implanted itself caused my legs to twitch and the remote to pop out of its hiding place!
I think my sarcasm detector just exploded
Serious Flex
I think he put too much in there. LOL
What?! It's all true!
Well, apart from the God bit - I actually went t'other way and it was Satan that sent me back (you don't want to know what I had to do in return).
Well, apart from the God bit - I actually went t'other way and it was Satan that sent me back (you don't want to know what I had to do in return).
Blantant sexual favours?
Serious Flex
It's always the last place you look cause you then stop looking

Well of course it is, who the hell keeps looking after you find it?TheAussieReaper wrote:
It's always the last place you look
Serious Flex
That's what I said. lol at your quote removal.eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:
Well of course it is, who the hell keeps looking after you find it?TheAussieReaper wrote:
It's always the last place you look

A Sony remote is not cheap. I could not find the remote for my receiver (home theatre system) for a couple of months and had to buy a new one. Eventually, I found the old one deep in the couch padding and now i have two...oh well they come in handy.
No, I just walk over to the TV and change it manually.
I've lost the remote to my car stereo, which is okay since ITS RIGHT FUCKING IN FRONT OF ME.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
you figure actually having a clean house makes things easier to look for the damn remote but then you don't end up looking at the most obvious places... then you find out its on the your desk...
I have 7 remotes for my TV, which I've barely used for years. The remote for my computer, a full-size RF keyboard that weighs 700g is kinda hard to loose.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
naturn you lazy bum
Mine sometimes decides to have have buttsex with the couch cushions and ends up lost in them.
LOL_j5689_ wrote:
Mine sometimes decides to have have buttsex with the couch cushions and ends up lost in them.
and i allways do that but my tv is ussualy on the setting for xbox and i dont watch much tv.
I lose it on the desk tbh
thats why I have a remote like this

How many remotes do you need to turn it on and change channels?Freezer7Pro wrote:
I have 7 remotes for my TV, which I've barely used for years.
I'm assuming the tv doesn't have a built in dvd player, because you've bought several remotes over a number of years from the sounds of things.
Why 7?

i have 3, one for dvd, the dvr remote, and a tv remote
the dvr remote has been programmed for the other two but not every function on it works so i keep the others to just make it easier
and i lost the dvd remote, which really bothers me
the dvr remote has been programmed for the other two but not every function on it works so i keep the others to just make it easier
and i lost the dvd remote, which really bothers me
I keep the remote in the same spot. I haven't had to go looking for it in years.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
I have 2 remotes, one for the tv and one for the cable company issued DVR.
DBBrinson1 wrote:
I keep the remote in the same spot. I haven't had to go looking for it in years.
Looks like a digital UNO card.CosmoKramer wrote:
thats why I have a remote like this
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I lost mine for a week one, you know how hard it is to walk up to the TV to change the Channel its dam Hard. I found it in the freezer lol how the hell did it get there