Nihil
Member
+15|6064|Malaga, Spain
As we all know, some maps are more suited to certain forms of whoredom than others. I'm curious to know where people like to do their thing and possibly get some ideas about what constitutes a cunning strategy on specific maps.

In fact, I have a theory: it is my belief that knowing what to whore and when to whore it is what makes a good BF2 player. A good player to me is one who can adapt to any circumstances and be successful on any map. Alas, I am far from being such a player as my BF2 skillset is woefully incomplete.

Here are some of my favourite whoring habitats:

Anti Tank kit - As an anti tank noob, I have developed a fondness for the rapid fire, high velocity cannon that is the noble RPG. That means you will often find me RPGing on Rebel and Insurgent vehicle maps these days. You can reload this thing so fast that mauling armour single-handedly is a serious prospect.

Assault kit - Ghost Town. This map is awesome for GLing. The grappling hook can get you everywhere on the map, and once you get there you can rain noobtube doom upon your hapless foes. Also, thanks to the aforementioned rope of grappling goodness, no sniper is safe from getting a knife in the sphincter.

Engineer - anywhere with tanks. I like Jalalabad and Great wall, cos there is more than one tank per side and thus less of a scramble to get one. Maps with airpower tend to make tanks worse than redundant, sadly.

Jets -  All my jet whoring gets done on Road Rage and Midnight Sun, where I can chill the fuck out, drop my bombs and strafe jeeps in peace without some tiresome person trying to shoot me down. Any jet is fine with me, although the Q5 can be tricky to handle if you've been in an A-10 the previous round.

AA - I like to whore this badboy on Operation Harvest. On a good day easy kills by the littlebird-full provide much amusement...on other days savvy chopper whores will unsportingly hover outside lock range and pepper me with TV missiles.

Everything else - If I'm not whoring one of the above, I'm probably running and gunning on IO or some infantry-friendly vehicle map (Great Wall, Iron Gator, etc).
Roc18
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+655|6049|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY
RPK and G36E
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6913

Love whoring Su-30 on Daqing Oilfields. Probably because it's one of the few maps I know backwards and forwards (and probably the only one with a jet on it). So I'm able to perform much better on that map. Plus hardly anyone plays it, so I've got a step up, aaaaaaaaaand I can actually get in a jet without seeing a line of 30 people at the hangar.
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6781|...

G36e
bad-man
now say you sorry
+34|6106|one windy city
SF Warlord - tank whoring between the back door and the outside post of the TV station
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6913

The best thing about the G36E is not so much its ability to kill (in fact I prefer the AK and M16), but the hilarious results when people bitch, moan, and yell at you for using it. Sooooooo !
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6951
The corner of 125th and 3rd. Oh, wait... I don't really whore too much in game. I like to move around and switch up my style.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-10-30 18:50:23)

Wallpaper
+303|6252|The pool
Hotel on Kark with the M11-87
Jihading anywhere on Jalalabad
Not a place, but: knifing peoples legs through buildings and fences
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7024|Cambridge (UK)

mtb0minime wrote:

The best thing about the G36E is not so much its ability to kill (in fact I prefer the AK and M16), but the hilarious results when people bitch, moan, and yell at you for using it. Sooooooo !
I love going anti-sniper with any of the G36's - they sooo hate it.
dcncdrew
Member
+4|7021|Raleigh NC
Medic on K
tkoi
Utahraptor!
+148|6406|Texas

Nihil wrote:

Assault kit - Ghost Town. This map is awesome for GLing.
Die in a fire.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6455|Winland

Chopper, Daqing, Dalian, Wake, Kubra. Planes if I can't get my hands on a whirly-bird.

I play on servers where I know the reg back and forth (Or in school where my ping is <10 on BFG), I love getting called a hacker after a 16-hit streak on the other chopper.

<3 <3 <3

I've forgotten how to really play inf correctly, though, but that's not much of a matter to me. I've played over 1000h inf, about 1.5 years ago, now it's time for the next generation of whoring.

Last edited by Freezer7Pro (2008-10-30 22:22:49)

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
G-NOT_(:0)
Banned
+19|6258
m16&ak101 on karkand. all other unlocks, ha...don't even compare ur talent vs others, especially mine.
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6544|eng

G-NOT_(:0) wrote:

m16&ak101 on karkand. all other unlocks, ha...don't even compare ur talent vs others, especially mine.
#rekt
killer21
Because f*ck you that's why.
+400|6849|Reisterstown, MD

Three places:
On top of the buildings at the market on Karkand...Me with 203...yummy
MEC CHopper on Sharqi as US.  Win!
Ghost Town in either UNCAP.
Sup3r_Dr4gon
Boat sig is not there anymore
+214|6585|Australia
AT Missile - any IO map. No one ever sees it coming.

Shotgun - any IO map. They don't see that coming either.

Landmines - IO Sharqi. They never ever see it coming. Ever.

Tank - Warlord. Sit around the side of the palace, waiting for the squad of medics who just capped the two flags to run out and take security office.

TOW - Ghost Town. Nailing the upper south side chopper from the SAS uncap makes for many lulz.
zeddius
Member
+5|5966
No doubt - F-35 pm dragon
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6712|The Twilight Zone
I did like to whore at hotel and square. kark whore, sue me
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Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7068|NÃ¥rvei

Daqing or Gulf of Oman as bomber with Behemoth as pilot = Gold & Silver Stars
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
blacklupus
Member
+13|6949

G-NOT_(:0) wrote:

m16&ak101 on karkand. all other unlocks, ha...don't even compare ur talent vs others, especially mine.
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6581|Orrstrayleea
I have 2 Game modes:

Inf: M16/AK/L85 on whatever
Vehicles: Dalian/oman or GTFO.
jord
Member
+2,382|6936|The North, beyond the wall.
In your mum's bedroom.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6455|Winland

jord wrote:

In your freezer's mum's bedroom.
Before anyone else gets the pleasure.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Delusion
AK Hero
+26|6031|Greece / Rhodos
inf karkand or warlord whoring the ak101
vehicle servers dont even exist for me...
Stubbee
Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts
+223|7001|Reality

Sup3r_Dr4gon wrote:

AT Missile - any IO map. No one ever sees it coming.

Shotgun - any IO map. They don't see that coming either.

Landmines - IO Sharqi. They never ever see it coming. Ever.

Tank - Warlord. Sit around the side of the palace, waiting for the squad of medics who just capped the two flags to run out and take security office.

TOW - Ghost Town. Nailing the upper south side chopper from the SAS uncap makes for many lulz.
What about the upper north side? That is even MORE fun. 'WTF you can't shoot me from there' Yes I CAN bitch.
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