1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Derby day on Sunday folks.

Swansea City vs CARDIFF CITY from the Liberty (lol, shudda called it Tampax) Stadium, Swansea.  11.15am Sunday, Sky Sports 1

The first meeting of the clubs at this level for 25 years(League).  1983 / 84 was the last time both sides were in this Division together.

They (Swansea/Jacks) beat us Cardiff a few months back in the Carling Cup, that fucking stank let me tell you.

I went to the FA CUP final/semi last year and walked away with my head held high after loosing vs Portsmouth in the final.  It dosen't hurt to think we could of played AC Milan last night instead of them one bit.  However, loose on Sunday and it will hurt, I will want to bury my head in the sand until 7am Monday morning when I have to come to work.

The UK has many rivalries but IMO none of them are filled with as much hate as this.

Sunday afternoon you have:

Man Utd v Man City
Arsenal v Chelsea

The Manchester derby is a big game with a bigger watching audience but as for real hatred, nuh not even close.
Same for the Liverpool one, but they all go back to work on Monday (well some do lol) and take the mick out of each other.

Cardiff boys can't go drinking in Swansea on a night out, and likewise they are not welcome in our neck of the woods.  If you do find yaself in the wrong City and your accent gets picked up, word will get around and you either get chased out of town or you get a kicking.

Swansea's biggest ever achievement over Cardiff is a famous tale of how they ran a load of Hoolies into the sea.  This is why you see old Swansea twats dressed in arm bands and goggles at games.  Only a few knew exactly what happened and it's either, the boys who ran into the sea to escape a hiding were infact boys, 12-15 YO or in fact it didnt happen at all.

We are simulary placed in the league we both picked up draws midweek. They have their best player missing Fredy Bodde while we have Joe Ledley coming back from injury.  Joe has been with Cardiff for 10 years now and is Cardiff through and through.  He will hate the Jack Bastards as much as each and every fan, only he gets the chance to go through them with his studs up.  Isn't it odd when if a player of your team gets sent off for trying to 'do' on of the Jacks he gets applauded not critisised like every other week of the year?

The only game I reckon which comes close is the Glasgow derby but again both teams are same city.  This isnt, we are 45 mins apart and ever since Cardiff got award the title of 'Capitol City of Wales' the caravan dwellers down west have been bitter.  They have serious chips on their shoulders.

Watch out for:
Ross McCormack
Micheal Chopra
Wayne Routledge

As a club Cardiff are exteremely lucky to have all 3 players.  Chops (Whats that coming over the hill?) has played in Tyne derbies before and thus knows what us fans expect.

I love Cardiff City, its in my blood and my Daughters.  Have a look at last years FA Cup thread  http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=95595, that was the biggest game in our clubs history (imo) as mentioned to loose this would be fucking unbearable.

Even if you don't like football or know what it is, watch this lot try and kick shit out of each other, the players will do the same aswell.  The ref Martin Atkinson is a bit card happy so both teams finishing with 11 will suprise me.

There could be pitch invasions, there will be fans trying to get to each other, there will be a lot of trouble this weekend down west, and like wise in Cardiff when the inbred pricks come to us for the reverse fixture.

Have a look on youtube for a feel of how much we despise each other.  Just type in 'Cardiff v Swansea' and look at video's of fans trying to rip shit into each other.  The most amazing act of hooliganism I ever saw was Us v Them at ours in '93.  We had just lost to Stoke in a big big game a few days earlier and the notorious 'Soul Crew' (Cardiff's hoolies) had caused riots outside after the match.  7 Days later they returned as we played vs The Jacks in the Welsh Cup final.

I arrived early to watch the fans trying to get at each other and the Jacks coaches pulled into the car park.  The doors opened, the police just about managed to keep us seperated and I watched bricks, bottles and other missles cross the police officers heads.  An old Granny n Grandad struggle off the coach, she hands him a golf ball which he launches into the Cardiff fans.  Poor bastard wont be around now as at a guess I'd say he was mid 80's back then.  He would of lived all his life hating us, wishing he was one of us, poor cunt, pity you didnt take ya inbredded off spring with you.  Could have had a family funeral in ya clapped out caravan ya pikey cunt, sell some pegs to my Grandad up in heaven and he'll rip ya legs off, he hated you aswell.

Come on Cardiff 'Fuck em up, get into em'

11.15 SP1 Sunday - Well worth watching

Swansea 1- Cardiff 3  Bloooooobirds Bloooooobirds


*Sorry my Youtube's being a cock, just search for Cardiff v Swansea*
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7068|London, England
yeah f'kin swansea barsterds

go back to division 2 u coks

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2008-11-28 04:59:44)

Slarty
Member
+37|6411|Ingerland
It's only a game.

/hides
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6886|King Of The Islands

I prefer the New and Improved South Wales myself, a lot warmer.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|6131|SQUID
New South Wales is superior in every way.
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6579|Scotland!
welsh accents are funny
hoplite :O
Member
+33|6082

Slarty wrote:

It's only a game.

/hides
completely agree

And to be honest... no offence or nothing, but if you aren't a Cardiff fan then like... you don't really care?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7068|London, England
New South Wales is stupid
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6917
The hardmen from the valleys would rip you soft southern Cardiff pansies to pieces!

Wales though, serious business.
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{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7125|In You Endo- Stoke
Good luck to Cardiff ,there is always people who are passionate about there teams.Especially derby's.

Ill watch the game if i back in time on saturday.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7068|London, England
every team should have a rory delap
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6886|King Of The Islands

My money's on the Hawks.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Some of you are fucking dillusional:

Slarty - I feel ya sarky

You silly Kiwi's - Just remember where the fuck your lot started from. Us.  If we had behaved ourselves 150 years ago, we wouldn't of been shipped over to your country to try and start your's off.  Glad you prefer the 'new' one my Great Grandad was one of the men who started it off.

Jock - What you on about funny accent?  Yeah aright we shag the sheep the english get to eat but least we in the latest century.  You lot up there can't even speak proper Scottish never mind English.  Stones/Glass Houses puhhh and deep fried mars bars. 

Hop - I dunno what its like down gypoland but it feels like cup final week here.  Believe it or not there is a game of egg chasing going on in town tomorrow.  Playing some poxy island where they trying to catch up with the rest of us.  And thats supposed to be our national sport.

Uzique - Nigga please; The hardmen of the valleys support us, they make up the large numbers of The Soul Crew, they'll watch the egg ball tomorrow then watch us on Sunday.  Merthyr is Blue and The Gurnos is quite possibly the hardest place in the UK.  As for ripping Cardiff boys to bits, what the fuck would you know about that? The docks, Llanedryn, Ely, St Mellons, Pentwyn, Billy Banks and Barry all come with their own reputation amongst Cardiff's notorious hooligan element.

Too right its fucking serious - It dont get much more than this if your a Cardiff Fan.
The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|6131|SQUID
New Zealand is a completely different country, consult google maps before replying again.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The A W S M F O X wrote:

New Zealand is a completely different country, consult google maps before replying again.
Got him yessssss
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6917

1927 wrote:

Uzique - Nigga please; The hardmen of the valleys support us, they make up the large numbers of The Soul Crew, they'll watch the egg ball tomorrow then watch us on Sunday.  Merthyr is Blue and The Gurnos is quite possibly the hardest place in the UK.  As for ripping Cardiff boys to bits, what the fuck would you know about that? The docks, Llanedryn, Ely, St Mellons, Pentwyn, Billy Banks and Barry all come with their own reputation amongst Cardiff's notorious hooligan element.
Calm down ya wooly blad, I'm from Gloucester and I know of and have been to Cardiff, Swansea, Barry, the valleys and all over your fair green-pastured lands. Newport is by far the roughest shite I have seen in my excursions over the Welsh Monmouthshire border, but I don't doubt this football derby could get pretty mean and nasty.

However I do maintain my 'sriuz bizness' stance; it's fucking football you goonards, not the nuclear holocaust.
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The A W S M F O X
I Won't Deny It
+172|6131|SQUID

1927 wrote:

The A W S M F O X wrote:

New Zealand is a completely different country, consult google maps before replying again.
Got him yessssss
I doubt it.
hoplite :O
Member
+33|6082

1927 wrote:

gypoland
https://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/stkhoplite/1216400868129-1.jpg
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6936|Gogledd Cymru

Hoplite, shhh.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:

1927 wrote:

Uzique - Nigga please; The hardmen of the valleys support us, they make up the large numbers of The Soul Crew, they'll watch the egg ball tomorrow then watch us on Sunday.  Merthyr is Blue and The Gurnos is quite possibly the hardest place in the UK.  As for ripping Cardiff boys to bits, what the fuck would you know about that? The docks, Llanedryn, Ely, St Mellons, Pentwyn, Billy Banks and Barry all come with their own reputation amongst Cardiff's notorious hooligan element.
Calm down ya wooly blad, I'm from Gloucester and I know of and have been to Cardiff, Swansea, Barry, the valleys and all over your fair green-pastured lands. Newport is by far the roughest shite I have seen in my excursions over the Welsh Monmouthshire border, but I don't doubt this football derby could get pretty mean and nasty.

However I do maintain my 'sriuz bizness' stance; it's fucking football you goonards, not the nuclear holocaust.
Newports rough in area's Pill (sp) springs to mind.

Didn't realise ya from Gloucester, what ever difference that makes.

It's not just football.  Ignore the money side of it.  By the looks of it your prolly into egg chasing yaself and prolly love going back to the tractor/office/pub/whatever on a Monday to gloat how you have beaten any of us smaller surrounding nations (sounds sarky, but is infact a fact).  Thats called pride.

Its small minded but aslong as we beat the Jerks on Sunday and finish above them this season all will be well.  I dont want promotion, I just wanna be able to remain saying 'We are the number one team in our country'.

Are you able to say that? (Providing your into ya sports?)

Its never just a match and certanly not vs your biggest rivals which you have been waiting 20+ years for bragging rights.  Its hard for me to explain and I don't think you could ever understand.

Compared to some news stories in the world today, this is pretty small news I agree.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The A W S M F O X wrote:

1927 wrote:

The A W S M F O X wrote:

New Zealand is a completely different country, consult google maps before replying again.
Got him yessssss
I doubt it.
I wouldn't expect you to agree
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:

every team should have a rory delap
We used to have  Andy Legg infact he's one of the few to have played for both teams.  He scored in an English/Anglo cup approx 20 years ago for Notts County direct from the throw. He did hold the world record at one point.  He would put the ball into the 6yd box from the opposistion half causing havoc.  He has by the far the biggest 'throw' in I have ever seen.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6917

1927 wrote:

Uzique wrote:

1927 wrote:

Uzique - Nigga please; The hardmen of the valleys support us, they make up the large numbers of The Soul Crew, they'll watch the egg ball tomorrow then watch us on Sunday.  Merthyr is Blue and The Gurnos is quite possibly the hardest place in the UK.  As for ripping Cardiff boys to bits, what the fuck would you know about that? The docks, Llanedryn, Ely, St Mellons, Pentwyn, Billy Banks and Barry all come with their own reputation amongst Cardiff's notorious hooligan element.
Calm down ya wooly blad, I'm from Gloucester and I know of and have been to Cardiff, Swansea, Barry, the valleys and all over your fair green-pastured lands. Newport is by far the roughest shite I have seen in my excursions over the Welsh Monmouthshire border, but I don't doubt this football derby could get pretty mean and nasty.

However I do maintain my 'sriuz bizness' stance; it's fucking football you goonards, not the nuclear holocaust.
Newports rough in area's Pill (sp) springs to mind.

Didn't realise ya from Gloucester, what ever difference that makes.

It's not just football.  Ignore the money side of it.  By the looks of it your prolly into egg chasing yaself and prolly love going back to the tractor/office/pub/whatever on a Monday to gloat how you have beaten any of us smaller surrounding nations (sounds sarky, but is infact a fact).  Thats called pride.

Its small minded but aslong as we beat the Jerks on Sunday and finish above them this season all will be well.  I dont want promotion, I just wanna be able to remain saying 'We are the number one team in our country'.

Are you able to say that? (Providing your into ya sports?)

Its never just a match and certanly not vs your biggest rivals which you have been waiting 20+ years for bragging rights.  Its hard for me to explain and I don't think you could ever understand.

Compared to some news stories in the world today, this is pretty small news I agree.
Of course it doesn't make a difference, I'm just saying that I grew up (criminally) close to the Welsh border, so I understand the rivalries and the haggard roughness of some areas forwardslash most of your entire country. I'm not an overly sporty person no so I can't say I do understand the huge importance of the derby... but I do understand the want to simply beat the rivals, rather than succeed in the league overall. I understand the concept of pride, in rational moderation.

You're right, it is hard for you to explain fully to me- I think I'll enjoy sitting back in my provincial throne and watching you common Taffies beat each other into a pulp

Protip: Above may not be entirely serious.
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Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6910|Tyne & Wear, England
Best of luck 27.  If you're anything like me, come derby day you'll be shitting it and won't enjoy it until the game is over.

Hope Chops bags a couple for ya's, we should never have let him go.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7120|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:

1927 wrote:

Uzique wrote:


Calm down ya wooly blad, I'm from Gloucester and I know of and have been to Cardiff, Swansea, Barry, the valleys and all over your fair green-pastured lands. Newport is by far the roughest shite I have seen in my excursions over the Welsh Monmouthshire border, but I don't doubt this football derby could get pretty mean and nasty.

However I do maintain my 'sriuz bizness' stance; it's fucking football you goonards, not the nuclear holocaust.
Newports rough in area's Pill (sp) springs to mind.

Didn't realise ya from Gloucester, what ever difference that makes.

It's not just football.  Ignore the money side of it.  By the looks of it your prolly into egg chasing yaself and prolly love going back to the tractor/office/pub/whatever on a Monday to gloat how you have beaten any of us smaller surrounding nations (sounds sarky, but is infact a fact).  Thats called pride.

Its small minded but aslong as we beat the Jerks on Sunday and finish above them this season all will be well.  I dont want promotion, I just wanna be able to remain saying 'We are the number one team in our country'.

Are you able to say that? (Providing your into ya sports?)

Its never just a match and certanly not vs your biggest rivals which you have been waiting 20+ years for bragging rights.  Its hard for me to explain and I don't think you could ever understand.

Compared to some news stories in the world today, this is pretty small news I agree.
Of course it doesn't make a difference, I'm just saying that I grew up (criminally) close to the Welsh border, so I understand the rivalries and the haggard roughness of some areas forwardslash most of your entire country. I'm not an overly sporty person no so I can't say I do understand the huge importance of the derby... but I do understand the want to simply beat the rivals, rather than succeed in the league overall. I understand the concept of pride, in rational moderation.

You're right, it is hard for you to explain fully to me- I think I'll enjoy sitting back in my provincial throne and watching you common Taffies beat each other into a pulp

Protip: Above may not be entirely serious.
If the 'Fans' get their way there will be pulps all over the place and our fans having a cold journey home.  If your thinking of investing some extra cash, buy shares of 'Coach Windows' as from Sunday afternoon I'd imagine they will be in high demand, thats what usually happens.

What about Cricket, The Ashes.  If you appriciate the need to have to beat 'Strayer then its like that just more concentrated with real hate.

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