.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6900|The Twilight Zone

Flecco wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I need a car desperately.

I can drive better than half of DC.

But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).

How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.
Yer.....

If your that desperate you'll use taxis. Cheaper tbh.
Taxis are extremely expensive here where I live.
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Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7112|NT, like Mick Dundee

.Sup wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I need a car desperately.

I can drive better than half of DC.

But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).

How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.
Yer.....

If your that desperate you'll use taxis. Cheaper tbh.
Taxis are extremely expensive here where I live.
Cheaper than the combined cost of a bribe/fine/jail time?

I'd take taxis/public transport over a criminal record.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,824|6553|eXtreme to the maX
Based on the Simpsons I'd say offer them your body.
Fuck Israel
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6993
You would probably get in less trouble for driving without a license.
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loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7025|Columbus, OH
Drive Drunk. Those people seemed to be on the road regardless of the status of their driver license.
Slarty
Member
+37|6411|Ingerland

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I can drive better than half of DC.

I only have a learner's permit right now.
Every learner thinks that. Wait two months, take your test and if you pass, you were right
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7068|London, England
You need to have connections, that or, keeping phoning them up asking if there has been anyone cancelling their test and if you can take up their time slot.
BlackKoala
Member
+215|6772
Drive without your license.

If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about 
Kez
Member
+778|6150|London, UK

BlackKoala wrote:

Drive without your license.

If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about 
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|7167|Scotland

loubot wrote:

Drive Drunk. Those people seemed to be on the road regardless of the status of their driver license.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6972|South Florida

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I need a car desperately.

I can drive better than half of DC.

But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).

How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.
First of all, No, you dont drive better than half of DC.
Your limited on your permit because you need experience. Any idiotic monkey can drive a car, its not hard, its OTHER drivers that pose the problem. I went through the same deal when i got my license early this summer, i ended up having my permit for like... 8 1/2 months.

Second, have you even practiced for your actual road test? Do you use two hands to drive? are they positioned properly? can you paralell park? - properly? Do you turn using hand-over-hand? can you 3-point-turn? do you perform each manuever using hand-over-hand?

You might be able to drive but that doesn't mean you can pass a road test. Since you only have 2 months left, and theres no way to bribe a DMV worker, you should start getting into the habit of full stops at stopsigns. Ect.

tbh 6 months isn't enough time for some people. It all depends on how much their parents get them out driving, when i had my permit i drove almost every day, but some friends i know have had their permit for 4 months now and have drove like... 3 times.
15 more years! 15 more years!
NeXuS
Shock it till ya know it
+375|6788|Atlanta, Georgia

Mitch wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I need a car desperately.

I can drive better than half of DC.

But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).

How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.
First of all, No, you dont drive better than half of DC.
Your limited on your permit because you need experience. Any idiotic monkey can drive a car, its not hard, its OTHER drivers that pose the problem. I went through the same deal when i got my license early this summer, i ended up having my permit for like... 8 1/2 months.

Second, have you even practiced for your actual road test? Do you use two hands to drive? are they positioned properly? can you paralell park? - properly? Do you turn using hand-over-hand? can you 3-point-turn? do you perform each manuever using hand-over-hand?

You might be able to drive but that doesn't mean you can pass a road test. Since you only have 2 months left, and theres no way to bribe a DMV worker, you should start getting into the habit of full stops at stopsigns. Ect.

tbh 6 months isn't enough time for some people. It all depends on how much their parents get them out driving, when i had my permit i drove almost every day, but some friends i know have had their permit for 4 months now and have drove like... 3 times.
In georgia you have to wait a whole year until you get your drivers lisence.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6972|South Florida

NeXuS wrote:

Mitch wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I need a car desperately.

I can drive better than half of DC.

But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).

How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.
First of all, No, you dont drive better than half of DC.
Your limited on your permit because you need experience. Any idiotic monkey can drive a car, its not hard, its OTHER drivers that pose the problem. I went through the same deal when i got my license early this summer, i ended up having my permit for like... 8 1/2 months.

Second, have you even practiced for your actual road test? Do you use two hands to drive? are they positioned properly? can you paralell park? - properly? Do you turn using hand-over-hand? can you 3-point-turn? do you perform each manuever using hand-over-hand?

You might be able to drive but that doesn't mean you can pass a road test. Since you only have 2 months left, and theres no way to bribe a DMV worker, you should start getting into the habit of full stops at stopsigns. Ect.

tbh 6 months isn't enough time for some people. It all depends on how much their parents get them out driving, when i had my permit i drove almost every day, but some friends i know have had their permit for 4 months now and have drove like... 3 times.
In georgia you have to wait a whole year until you get your drivers lisence.
Good for all the licensed drivers
15 more years! 15 more years!
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|6200|Roma
which is better waiting 2 months or going to jail?
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JoshP
Banned
+176|6136|Notts, UK

aerodynamic wrote:

which is better waiting 2 months or going to jail?
jail, it includes free buttsecks
tbh
jord
Member
+2,382|7125|The North, beyond the wall.
Go to some law site forums and ask around. What's a longer sentance, bribing Government officials or driving without a license.

Then go to a mafia forum and ask what has more chance of getting caught


Then finally chose whichever is better.
phishman420
Banned
+821|6128

Kptk92 wrote:

BlackKoala wrote:

Drive without your license.

If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about 
What happens when some dumb soccer mom hits you with her Suburban because she was putting on makeup and talking on the cell phone?
patience is key, grasshoppa
jord
Member
+2,382|7125|The North, beyond the wall.

phishman420 wrote:

Kptk92 wrote:

BlackKoala wrote:

Drive without your license.

If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about 
What happens when some dumb soccer mom hits you with her Suburban because she was putting on makeup and talking on the cell phone?
He drives away?
JoshP
Banned
+176|6136|Notts, UK
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GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6666|Phoenix, AZ
I feel your pain, I already passed the test on a class for my motorcycle license, but now I have to wait a little less than 2 months, the ONLY test I have left is the eye test, and then I have my licence

And it really sucks because I can only drive on weekends, because the sun sets at 5 and I get home by 5:30, except for today, half day... Oh and no highways



Just wait it out with me man
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|6145

BlackKoala wrote:

Drive without your license.

If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about 
The only problem is if you get into any type of accident or some cop decides to be a little bitch and pull you over for something small. Then you're screwed(same with your parents if its their car).
phishman420
Banned
+821|6128

jord wrote:

phishman420 wrote:

Kptk92 wrote:


What happens when some dumb soccer mom hits you with her Suburban because she was putting on makeup and talking on the cell phone?
He drives away?
Wrong. You go to jail.
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|6145

phishman420 wrote:

jord wrote:

phishman420 wrote:


What happens when some dumb soccer mom hits you with her Suburban because she was putting on makeup and talking on the cell phone?
He drives away?
Wrong. You go to jail.
lol, sarcasm?

or are you guys trying to teach him a lesson.
phishman420
Banned
+821|6128
If you are caught driving without a license, they take you to jail. I'm not making it up...

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