Taxis are extremely expensive here where I live.Flecco wrote:
Yer.....Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I need a car desperately.
I can drive better than half of DC.
But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).
How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.
If your that desperate you'll use taxis. Cheaper tbh.
Cheaper than the combined cost of a bribe/fine/jail time?.Sup wrote:
Taxis are extremely expensive here where I live.Flecco wrote:
Yer.....Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I need a car desperately.
I can drive better than half of DC.
But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).
How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.
If your that desperate you'll use taxis. Cheaper tbh.
I'd take taxis/public transport over a criminal record.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Based on the Simpsons I'd say offer them your body.
Fuck Israel
You would probably get in less trouble for driving without a license.

Drive Drunk. Those people seemed to be on the road regardless of the status of their driver license.
Every learner thinks that. Wait two months, take your test and if you pass, you were rightHurricane2k9 wrote:
I can drive better than half of DC.
I only have a learner's permit right now.
You need to have connections, that or, keeping phoning them up asking if there has been anyone cancelling their test and if you can take up their time slot.
Drive without your license.
If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about
If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about
BlackKoala wrote:
Drive without your license.
If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about
loubot wrote:
Drive Drunk. Those people seemed to be on the road regardless of the status of their driver license.
First of all, No, you dont drive better than half of DC.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I need a car desperately.
I can drive better than half of DC.
But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).
How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.
Your limited on your permit because you need experience. Any idiotic monkey can drive a car, its not hard, its OTHER drivers that pose the problem. I went through the same deal when i got my license early this summer, i ended up having my permit for like... 8 1/2 months.
Second, have you even practiced for your actual road test? Do you use two hands to drive? are they positioned properly? can you paralell park? - properly? Do you turn using hand-over-hand? can you 3-point-turn? do you perform each manuever using hand-over-hand?
You might be able to drive but that doesn't mean you can pass a road test. Since you only have 2 months left, and theres no way to bribe a DMV worker, you should start getting into the habit of full stops at stopsigns. Ect.
tbh 6 months isn't enough time for some people. It all depends on how much their parents get them out driving, when i had my permit i drove almost every day, but some friends i know have had their permit for 4 months now and have drove like... 3 times.
15 more years! 15 more years!
In georgia you have to wait a whole year until you get your drivers lisence.Mitch wrote:
First of all, No, you dont drive better than half of DC.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I need a car desperately.
I can drive better than half of DC.
But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).
How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.
Your limited on your permit because you need experience. Any idiotic monkey can drive a car, its not hard, its OTHER drivers that pose the problem. I went through the same deal when i got my license early this summer, i ended up having my permit for like... 8 1/2 months.
Second, have you even practiced for your actual road test? Do you use two hands to drive? are they positioned properly? can you paralell park? - properly? Do you turn using hand-over-hand? can you 3-point-turn? do you perform each manuever using hand-over-hand?
You might be able to drive but that doesn't mean you can pass a road test. Since you only have 2 months left, and theres no way to bribe a DMV worker, you should start getting into the habit of full stops at stopsigns. Ect.
tbh 6 months isn't enough time for some people. It all depends on how much their parents get them out driving, when i had my permit i drove almost every day, but some friends i know have had their permit for 4 months now and have drove like... 3 times.
Good for all the licensed driversNeXuS wrote:
In georgia you have to wait a whole year until you get your drivers lisence.Mitch wrote:
First of all, No, you dont drive better than half of DC.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I need a car desperately.
I can drive better than half of DC.
But I still have to wait two months to take my license test (I only have a learner's permit right now).
How much money would it take to bribe one of these people into letting me take the test a bit early? I can't imagine they make much money... and if I do it now, it'd be a sort of Christmas bonus.
Your limited on your permit because you need experience. Any idiotic monkey can drive a car, its not hard, its OTHER drivers that pose the problem. I went through the same deal when i got my license early this summer, i ended up having my permit for like... 8 1/2 months.
Second, have you even practiced for your actual road test? Do you use two hands to drive? are they positioned properly? can you paralell park? - properly? Do you turn using hand-over-hand? can you 3-point-turn? do you perform each manuever using hand-over-hand?
You might be able to drive but that doesn't mean you can pass a road test. Since you only have 2 months left, and theres no way to bribe a DMV worker, you should start getting into the habit of full stops at stopsigns. Ect.
tbh 6 months isn't enough time for some people. It all depends on how much their parents get them out driving, when i had my permit i drove almost every day, but some friends i know have had their permit for 4 months now and have drove like... 3 times.
15 more years! 15 more years!
which is better waiting 2 months or going to jail?

jail, it includes free buttsecksaerodynamic wrote:
which is better waiting 2 months or going to jail?
tbh
Go to some law site forums and ask around. What's a longer sentance, bribing Government officials or driving without a license.
Then go to a mafia forum and ask what has more chance of getting caught
Then finally chose whichever is better.
Then go to a mafia forum and ask what has more chance of getting caught
Then finally chose whichever is better.
What happens when some dumb soccer mom hits you with her Suburban because she was putting on makeup and talking on the cell phone?Kptk92 wrote:
BlackKoala wrote:
Drive without your license.
If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about
patience is key, grasshoppa
He drives away?phishman420 wrote:
What happens when some dumb soccer mom hits you with her Suburban because she was putting on makeup and talking on the cell phone?Kptk92 wrote:
BlackKoala wrote:
Drive without your license.
If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about
protip: click the ads
I feel your pain, I already passed the test on a class for my motorcycle license, but now I have to wait a little less than 2 months, the ONLY test I have left is the eye test, and then I have my licence
And it really sucks because I can only drive on weekends, because the sun sets at 5 and I get home by 5:30, except for today, half day... Oh and no highways
Just wait it out with me man
And it really sucks because I can only drive on weekends, because the sun sets at 5 and I get home by 5:30, except for today, half day... Oh and no highways
Just wait it out with me man
The only problem is if you get into any type of accident or some cop decides to be a little bitch and pull you over for something small. Then you're screwed(same with your parents if its their car).BlackKoala wrote:
Drive without your license.
If you really are that good of a driver, you'll have nothing to worry about
Wrong. You go to jail.jord wrote:
He drives away?phishman420 wrote:
What happens when some dumb soccer mom hits you with her Suburban because she was putting on makeup and talking on the cell phone?Kptk92 wrote:
lol, sarcasm?phishman420 wrote:
Wrong. You go to jail.jord wrote:
He drives away?phishman420 wrote:
What happens when some dumb soccer mom hits you with her Suburban because she was putting on makeup and talking on the cell phone?
or are you guys trying to teach him a lesson.
If you are caught driving without a license, they take you to jail. I'm not making it up...