Jimbo145
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+15|6713|Upstate Noo Yawk

landoverbaptist.org wrote:

1.   A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement.

2.   A boy must eat everything on his plate. But if your son pesters you to serve corn on the cob, hot dogs or sausages, that is your signal to change his diet. Try serving meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna fish will usually do the trick.

3.   A boy must always wear socks, except while swimming.

4.   A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind. He should spend Saturday mornings sitting quietly by his Father's side (with a respectful 3" between the male bodies), watching sports that don't involved male leotards.

5.   A boy must not play with dolls.

6.   A boy must not refer to his parents as "Mommy" or "Daddy." As soon as your boy is old enough to speak, he must be taught to call his Mother, "Ma," or "Momma" or "Mommie Dearest." When addressing his Father, he should refer to him as, "Sir," "Dad," or "Commander.

7.   A boy must always wear thick, white underwear. White boxers, and/or briefs are acceptable.

8.   A boy must never cry or pout. Crying, pouting or showing feelings are weak and feminine traits.

9.   A boy must not use brightly colored crayons or any crayons from any colors of a rainbow.

10.  A boy must not skip or prance.
Read the whole list at http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704 … ntion.html


All i can say is wow
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6597|what

You'd think coming from a church website it would also say not to leave your young child alone with a minister, for that's a sure way to have your kid become gay. Against his will.
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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7128|United States of America
Whew, apparently it's a parody, says Wikipedia.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6981|Long Island, New York
But if your son pesters you to serve corn on the cob, hot dogs or sausages, that is your signal to change his diet. Try serving meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna fish will usually do the trick.
lol'd
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7151|67.222.138.85
11. A boy must never be exposed to The Sheriff in any form. Just too smexy.

but srsly guys #2 was a dead giveaway.
tkoi
Utahraptor!
+148|6591|Texas

Poe's Law wrote:

“ Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing ”
bakinacake
HA HA
+383|6430|Aus, Qld
if the above doesn't work

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