Read the whole list at http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704 … ntion.htmllandoverbaptist.org wrote:
1. A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement.
2. A boy must eat everything on his plate. But if your son pesters you to serve corn on the cob, hot dogs or sausages, that is your signal to change his diet. Try serving meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the fragrant delights of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna fish will usually do the trick.
3. A boy must always wear socks, except while swimming.
4. A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind. He should spend Saturday mornings sitting quietly by his Father's side (with a respectful 3" between the male bodies), watching sports that don't involved male leotards.
5. A boy must not play with dolls.
6. A boy must not refer to his parents as "Mommy" or "Daddy." As soon as your boy is old enough to speak, he must be taught to call his Mother, "Ma," or "Momma" or "Mommie Dearest." When addressing his Father, he should refer to him as, "Sir," "Dad," or "Commander.
7. A boy must always wear thick, white underwear. White boxers, and/or briefs are acceptable.
8. A boy must never cry or pout. Crying, pouting or showing feelings are weak and feminine traits.
9. A boy must not use brightly colored crayons or any crayons from any colors of a rainbow.
10. A boy must not skip or prance.
All i can say is wow
