Help me hax the school computers

2009-03-20 08:11:11

#1

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6052|Catherine Black

School computers are so strict on what's limited, no right click, no windows + whatever shotcuts, not allowed to edit internet explorer options, no .exe files allowed to be executed.. the list goes on and on.

So I'm asking you, what could I try to do? I just want some freedom on the computers, and yes I do realise if I get caught it'll probably have the opposite effect, but I want some fun.

If you can get shit like torrent clients to work, or maybe f@h etc, that would be shit hot.

(We've got ~50 quad core CPUs, ~200 dual core, ~50 Pentium Ds in this joint, imagine the PPD. Although I'm currently typing on a Pentium D (no idea what speed - no dxdiag) with a 16" TFT screen QQ.

tl;dr help me have fun on limited school computers.

2009-03-20 08:16:19

#2

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6763|so randum

you could just ask the school if you wanna get fah running, they'd probably be quite happy to do it.

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2009-03-20 08:17:41

#3

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6052|Catherine Black

FatherTed wrote:
you could just ask the school if you wanna get fah running, they'd probably be quite happy to do it.

Ehh spose... I might ask them, but I really wanna get Bittorrent or the likes going. 1Mb/s connection speed is win.

Last edited by Finray (2009-03-20 08:18:13)

2009-03-20 08:19:03

#4

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6702|King Of The Islands

We just kept things in email attachments and when we wanted to use them we'd go to our webmail and open it.

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2009-03-20 08:20:01

#5

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6831|NYC / Hamburg

Simplest method would be a live linux CD + USB stick for files

I wouldn't recommend fah'ing without permission. There have been cases of getting your stats reset and even trouble with the police. Well worth trying to convince the school though ...

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2009-03-20 08:20:31

#6

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6052|Catherine Black

For example of internets:

https://www.speedtest.net/result/291175087.png

EDIT: @Max, I think they've disabled the BIOS, so no way to boot from CD.

Last edited by Finray (2009-03-20 08:21:31)

2009-03-20 08:24:05

#7

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6831|NYC / Hamburg

reset the bios

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2009-03-20 08:26:13

#8

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6052|Catherine Black

max wrote:
reset the bios

Any way of doing that without dismantling the computer?

2009-03-20 08:29:03

#9

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6831|NYC / Hamburg

nope

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2009-03-20 08:31:26

#10

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6052|Catherine Black

max wrote:
nope

No can do then. I'm planning on doing it in the Library, with two librarians lurking around.

Also if you could disable the way they can view my screen and lock it that'd be great, because sometimes they stop me posting on bf2s

2009-03-20 08:32:24

#11

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6763|so randum

fucking up a school network can really get you in trouble. I'd forget about using it for torrents, but i'd ask them about fah. Present a nice argument for it to your head of year or something.

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2009-03-20 08:36:31

#12

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6052|Catherine Black

FatherTed wrote:
fucking up a school network can really get you in trouble. I'd forget about using it for torrents, but i'd ask them about fah. Present a nice argument for it to your head of year or something.

a'ite, will do.

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Imagine what all that power would do to our average PPD. I think I would be able to challenge Max.

2009-03-20 08:38:41

#13

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6831|NYC / Hamburg

You can pull the network cable. Not very effective though

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2009-03-20 08:38:47

#14

Benzin: Member; +576|6262

Give F@H a shot. It's educational and helps the world. I mean, if you guys got quad cores that are not really using their potential, it should be pretty easy to do it. I imagine you can throttle the computers with F@H that the program gives CPU power back to the user when the computer is actually being put under stress, right???

2009-03-20 08:40:28

#15

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6052|Catherine Black

CapnNismo wrote:
Give F@H a shot. It's educational and helps the world. I mean, if you guys got quad cores that are not really using their potential, it should be pretty easy to do it. I imagine you can throttle the computers with F@H that the program gives CPU power back to the user when the computer is actually being put under stress, right???

F@h does that automatically.

2009-03-20 08:47:12

#16

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6831|NYC / Hamburg

Finray wrote:
I think I would be able to challenge Max.

Yay, a challenge and a good excuse to upgrade

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2009-03-20 08:55:58

#17

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6757|N. Ireland

FatherTed wrote:
fucking up a school network can really get you in trouble. I'd forget about using it for torrents, but i'd ask them about fah. Present a nice argument for it to your head of year or something.

Yep - got banned from the school library suite for using a proxy.. as for haxing your school computers - try downloading Firefox portable (put it on a memory stick) and try and run it from your library computers. Who administers your network? eg C2K.

2009-03-20 09:05:50

#18

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6845|SE London

Back when I was at school we hijacked the whole network and used it for playing doom and quake....

Those were the days....

2009-03-20 09:22:30

#19

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6891|UK

Bertster7 wrote:
Back when I was at school we hijacked the whole network and used it for playing doom and quake....

Those were the days....

We did that with the original Unreal Tournament. Awesomefun.

2009-03-20 09:40:03

#20

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6461|Winland

Talk to <person in charge> about running fah. Forget anything illegal.

And stop PMing me your threads. I see them, and if I don't reply, I do it for a reason.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-03-20 09:51:02

#21

Stimey: +786|6383|Ontario | Canada

You have Quad Cores at your school?
We still have P4's @ 2.8, and even some PIII's.
I think the tech design have the "Premium" model, which has a E4400

2009-03-20 10:00:55

#22

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6052|Catherine Black

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Talk to <person in charge> about running fah. Forget anything illegal.

And stop PMing me your threads. I see them, and if I don't reply, I do it for a reason.

I just thought you'd have some good suggestions, as I seem to recall you're head of IT in your school or something.

2009-03-20 10:14:37

#23

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6461|Winland

Finray wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
Talk to <person in charge> about running fah. Forget anything illegal.

And stop PMing me your threads. I see them, and if I don't reply, I do it for a reason.
I just thought you'd have some good suggestions, as I seem to recall you're head of IT in your school or something.

That's why I wasn't gonna reply. You'd just get yourself in trouble.

Not that that's a bad thing.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2009-03-20 10:21:32

#24

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6855

Bring your own laptop to school, get wireless network access to the school's internet connection.

All of the colleges/universities I've gone to, the wireless access was either included in your student fees (i.e. free) or was a token fee like $10/month.

2009-03-20 12:52:29

#25

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|5980|Vancouver, BC, Canada

Bertster7 wrote:
Back when I was at school we hijacked the whole network and used it for playing doom and quake....

Those were the days....

lol, We do that now with Starcraft, someone put a copy of the files deep into the bowels of one of the "Hand In Homework" Network drives, so now, every time you walk by a programming class, all you see is a wall of people playing Starcraft, and a teacher that really doesn't give a shit XD

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