For those few that have had a vasectomy, any advice on recovery? Tomorrow I go under the knife.
I assume the doctors will tell you everything you need to know
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ATG has had one.
Don't do it
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Think of the children
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Think of the children
Last edited by Aries_37 (2009-03-26 18:00:34)
poor, poor man...
15 more years! 15 more years!
sux2bu
Now you don't have to wrap it before you tap it!
from what ive heard, he wont wanna tap it no more.Poseidon wrote:
Now you don't have to wrap it before you tap it!
15 more years! 15 more years!
Why not get the wife tied instead?
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you're a damn fool.
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Why not just hold your balls next to a cracked microwave?
rolfmao
The procedure doesn't remove your balls, just takes out a small section of what carries the sperm to the semen. Poseidon has summed it up ... no more condoms, no worries about pregnancy.
My wife didn't get her tubes tied because she had 2 high risk pregnancies. Doctors wanted to concentrate on getting her back to health without her body having to heal additionally. Very common and simple procedure for the man, only 1 stitch and weekend recovery. Several weeks later the lab tests the semen to make sure there's no sperm, then I'm cleared for active duty.
Last edited by Stingray24 (2009-03-26 18:27:44)
u have kids so u had all the fun now time to lay low... ah yeah regarding ur comment about not having to use a condom use get the girl on the pill or even better a vaccine!!! lol thats if u dont want kids if u do more power to the spermblademaster wrote:
yeah poor guy condolences go to ur winkie or not winkie ur too basketballs lol:DMitch wrote:
from what ive heard, he wont wanna tap it no more.Poseidon wrote:
Now you don't have to wrap it before you tap it!
Last edited by blademaster (2009-03-26 18:47:33)
tbh u will no longer be 100% man
Well, actually its a nice thing to get...once you have your familly and all, why still carring a dangerous loaded gun...just replace em by blanks, nobody will know, the shot will look relistic, but no danger :pGR34 wrote:
tbh u will no longer be 100% man
^ this
As far as I know, frozen peas help.
I'm going to be frank and to the point with you. Does a vasectomy completely stop all cum whatsoever from ever coming out of you, or does it just stop the sperm part of the concoction, cos y'know......yeah, it would be lame if basically.....everything stopped.
You still ejaculate. Just no tadpoles.Mekstizzle wrote:
I'm going to be frank and to the point with you. Does a vasectomy completely stop all cum whatsoever from ever coming out of you, or does it just stop the sperm part of the concoction, cos y'know......yeah, it would be lame if basically.....everything stopped.
Most of the fluid dervived from your money shot is not from your nuts but the vesicles, prostate gland and the bulbourethral glands. The fluids you see are there primarly to nourish the Spermatozoon before they start the journey to the egg.
So all of the feeling and none of the complications.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vas_deferens
Last edited by m3thod (2009-03-27 05:44:30)
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Ssssoo when you cum. Theres no "spritz", just a silent "poof"?
ed. O, yeah. You seem to spritz. Apparently I should read what other ppl write too
ed. O, yeah. You seem to spritz. Apparently I should read what other ppl write too
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-03-27 05:55:19)
Get her to have an IUD
Just like being 13 all over!
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I always wondered how it worked. Imagine cumming without spunk, that would just be fucking weird.m3thod wrote:
You still ejaculate. Just no tadpoles.Mekstizzle wrote:
I'm going to be frank and to the point with you. Does a vasectomy completely stop all cum whatsoever from ever coming out of you, or does it just stop the sperm part of the concoction, cos y'know......yeah, it would be lame if basically.....everything stopped.
Most of the fluid dervived from your money shot is not from your nuts but the vesicles, prostate gland and the bulbourethral glands. The fluids you see are there primarly to nourish the Spermatozoon before they start the journey to the egg.
So all of the feeling and none of the complications.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vas_deferens
edit - yes that came out very gay tbh
Last edited by Vilham (2009-03-27 05:52:06)
follow FM's dream/advice and just get them cut off.
what happens to your testosterone level? you gonna develop bitch tits or what?