Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6868|The Land of Scott Walker
For those few that have had a vasectomy, any advice on recovery?  Tomorrow I go under the knife.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6387|London, England

I assume the doctors will tell you everything you need to know
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Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6891
ATG has had one.
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6998|London
Don't do it

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Think of the children

Last edited by Aries_37 (2009-03-26 18:00:34)

Mitch
16 more years
+877|6948|South Florida
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/10017.jpg

poor, poor man...
15 more years! 15 more years!
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6575|what

sux2bu
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6960|Long Island, New York
Now you don't have to wrap it before you tap it!
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6948|South Florida

Poseidon wrote:

Now you don't have to wrap it before you tap it!
from what ive heard, he wont wanna tap it no more.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5966|Toronto
Why not get the wife tied instead?
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6893
you're a damn fool.
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7072

Why not just hold your balls next to a cracked microwave?
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6868|The Land of Scott Walker
rolfmao

The procedure doesn't remove your balls, just takes out a small section of what carries the sperm to the semen.  Poseidon has summed it up ... no more condoms, no worries about pregnancy. 

https://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/T-Vasectomy-Orange.gif


My wife didn't get her tubes tied because she had 2 high risk pregnancies.  Doctors wanted to concentrate on getting her back to health without her body having to heal additionally.  Very common and simple procedure for the man, only 1 stitch and weekend recovery.  Several weeks later the lab tests the semen to make sure there's no sperm, then I'm cleared for active duty.

Last edited by Stingray24 (2009-03-26 18:27:44)

blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7068

blademaster wrote:

Mitch wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Now you don't have to wrap it before you tap it!
from what ive heard, he wont wanna tap it no more.
yeah poor guy condolences go to ur winkie or not winkie ur too basketballs lol:D
u have kids so u had all the fun now time to lay low... ah yeah regarding ur comment about not having to use a condom use get the girl on the pill or even better a vaccine!!! lol   thats if u dont want kids if u do more power to the sperm

Last edited by blademaster (2009-03-26 18:47:33)

GR34
Member
+215|6968|ALBERTA> CANADA
tbh u will no longer be 100% man
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7000|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

GR34 wrote:

tbh u will no longer be 100% man
Well, actually its a nice thing to get...once you have your familly and all, why still carring a dangerous loaded gun...just replace em by blanks, nobody will know, the shot will look relistic, but no danger :p
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6868|The Land of Scott Walker
^ this
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6645|Escea

As far as I know, frozen peas help.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7044|London, England
I'm going to be frank and to the point with you. Does a vasectomy completely stop all cum whatsoever from ever coming out of you, or does it just stop the sperm part of the concoction, cos y'know......yeah, it would be lame if basically.....everything stopped.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7094|UK

Mekstizzle wrote:

I'm going to be frank and to the point with you. Does a vasectomy completely stop all cum whatsoever from ever coming out of you, or does it just stop the sperm part of the concoction, cos y'know......yeah, it would be lame if basically.....everything stopped.
You still ejaculate.  Just no tadpoles.

Most of the fluid dervived from your money shot is not from your nuts but the vesicles, prostate gland and the bulbourethral glands.  The fluids you see are there primarly to nourish the Spermatozoon before they start the journey to the egg.

So all of the feeling and none of the complications.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vas_deferens

Last edited by m3thod (2009-03-27 05:44:30)

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6896|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Ssssoo when you cum. Theres no "spritz", just a silent "poof"?


ed. O, yeah. You seem to spritz. Apparently I should read what other ppl write too

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-03-27 05:55:19)

BVC
Member
+325|7118
Get her to have an IUD
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6620|Winland

Just like being 13 all over!
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7189|UK

m3thod wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

I'm going to be frank and to the point with you. Does a vasectomy completely stop all cum whatsoever from ever coming out of you, or does it just stop the sperm part of the concoction, cos y'know......yeah, it would be lame if basically.....everything stopped.
You still ejaculate.  Just no tadpoles.

Most of the fluid dervived from your money shot is not from your nuts but the vesicles, prostate gland and the bulbourethral glands.  The fluids you see are there primarly to nourish the Spermatozoon before they start the journey to the egg.

So all of the feeling and none of the complications.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vas_deferens
I always wondered how it worked. Imagine cumming without spunk, that would just be fucking weird.

edit - yes that came out very gay tbh

Last edited by Vilham (2009-03-27 05:52:06)

destruktion_6143
Was ist Loos?
+154|7049|Canada
follow FM's dream/advice and just get them cut off.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7063|Your moms bedroom
what happens to your testosterone level? you gonna develop bitch tits or what?

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