For some reason, my testicles feel like an elephant jumped on them. Which means they hurt like fuck. I didn't do anything to provoke them. What do I do BF2s?
fap, release the pressure
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When I get a back ache my balls hurt.
For me it's the other way aroundATG wrote:
When I get a back ache my balls hurt.
Sometimes when i fap too much, my lower left back hurts. Should I be worried?
Something tells me that'll make it worse.max wrote:
fap, release the pressure
Could be testicular torsion. Does it hurt when you try to gently twist ur nuts?
Time to amputate.ghettoperson wrote:
Something tells me that'll make it worse.max wrote:
fap, release the pressure
Gooners wrote:
Time to amputate.ghettoperson wrote:
Something tells me that'll make it worse.max wrote:
fap, release the pressure

Blue balls or wat?
What's the deal? You might have a hernia or summat... Masturbation solves everything though.
What's the deal? You might have a hernia or summat... Masturbation solves everything though.
MASTURBATION SOLVES EVERYTHING.ghettoperson wrote:
Something tells me that'll make it worse.max wrote:
fap, release the pressure
Last edited by Flecco (2009-04-01 19:27:34)
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Muscle spasms leading to cramp no biggieGooners wrote:
For me it's the other way aroundATG wrote:
When I get a back ache my balls hurt.
Sometimes when i fap too much, my lower left back hurts. Should I be worried?
have you had an erection for a long period of time? did you eat a piece of gourmet orange crumple pie recently?
email ur reply bak asap
email ur reply bak asap
I don't think it's that. It's just a general dull ache. It's like being kicked in the balls, but without the kicking.Superior Mind wrote:
Could be testicular torsion. Does it hurt when you try to gently twist ur nuts?
That's happened to be. Sometimes shit just hurts, just ignore it. Maybe take some aspirin.ghettoperson wrote:
I don't think it's that. It's just a general dull ache. It's like being kicked in the balls, but without the kicking.Superior Mind wrote:
Could be testicular torsion. Does it hurt when you try to gently twist ur nuts?
Your post is kinda giving me an erection. But no, I haven't had any gourmet pie recently.CanadianLoser wrote:
have you had an erection for a long period of time? did you eat a piece of gourmet orange crumple pie recently?
email ur reply bak asap
Next time read the warnings.


Amazingly, it even solves addiction to masturbation...Flecco wrote:
Blue balls or wat?
What's the deal? You might have a hernia or summat... Masturbation solves everything though.MASTURBATION SOLVES EVERYTHING.ghettoperson wrote:
Something tells me that'll make it worse.max wrote:
fap, release the pressure
Go get it checked. It may be embarrassing but something could be seriously wrong. If they are twisted and you don't do anything, your nuts will go gangrene and need amputating.
I had a friend in high school that dropped a padlock in his lap, which caused his nuts to twist and he ended up losing one. It all happened overnight too.
I had a friend in high school that dropped a padlock in his lap, which caused his nuts to twist and he ended up losing one. It all happened overnight too.
It's 3:30 in the morning, that's why I've resorted to you lot.
I've had random scary pain in my left nut before its random and feels like its muscle related because it happens when i move certain ways and possibly when internal muscles squeez a certain way.
usually goes away
googles is so muhc more helpful
http://symptoms.webmd.com/symptomchecker
choose your sex age and zoom in on the genitals. lots of symptoms
usually goes away
googles is so muhc more helpful
http://symptoms.webmd.com/symptomchecker
choose your sex age and zoom in on the genitals. lots of symptoms
Last edited by Mitch (2009-04-01 19:38:33)
15 more years! 15 more years!
This...it'll be weird and kinda embarrassing, but it's better than losing your nuts if it goes unchecked.VspyVspy wrote:
Go get it checked.
When I was in 7th grade I had a testicular cancer scare, and it started off just like what you're telling me. So go get it checked. If I hadn't, I'd be walking lopsided right now.
Plus, if you're lucky like I was, when they do the sonogram on your nuts, you'll get a fucking hot-ass radiologist who'll rub warm lube on your nuts. Feels good man.
I think Google will just serve to scare the shit out of me at this point. Hopefully I'll just sleep it off. Night babes.
lol i'm having the same issue. it's like a dull ache in my left nut, but i only feel it at certain times,and it's pretty tolerable most of the time. i should probably go get it checked out. It also might epididymitis or whatever, which is an infection of the testicle
Last edited by argo4 (2009-04-01 19:45:33)
it happens to me if i jizz several times within a short period of time. tmi?
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